June 30, 2008
Bob Jensen's New Bookmarks on June 30,
2008
Bob Jensen at
Trinity University
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I have an
academic dilemma that I will share below. I sent a letter to the authors of a
Teaching Note (case solution) urging them to withdraw the Teaching Note and
correct some mistakes that I described to them in my February 26 letter.
. They did not do so, so
you can read below about what happened next:
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Issues in
Accounting Education (IAE) is one of my favorite journals, in part
because it is more open to wide ranging research methodologies than all
other research publications of the
American Accounting Association (AAA)
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The
current February 2008 issue has an excellent printed Teaching Case:
"Accounting for Derivatives and Hedging Activities: Comparison of Cash Flow
versus Fair Value Hedge Accounting" Issues in Accounting Education,
Vol. 23, No. 8, February 2008, pp. 103-117 ---
http://aaahq.org/pubs.cfm
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A
Teaching Note (case solution) is available AAA members who pay a fee
for an electronic subscription to this publication. There are no
restrictions on who can be an AAA member and subscribe to IAE. Hence anybody
in the world can download the Teaching Note as an electronic subscriber ---
Subscribers may go to
http://www.atypon-link.com/AAA/doi/pdf/10.2308/tnae.2008.23.1.13
Also see
http://aaahq.org/pubs.cfm
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I studied
this Teaching Note carefully and found, in my opinion, both serious errors and
misleading assumptions. I communicated these as an error-correcting working
paper to both the authors of the
published Teaching Note and to the Editor of IAE. I suggested that my error
corrections be appended at the end of the original Teaching Note. This would
not be hard to do since the Teaching Note can only be downloaded on the
Internet. Unlike the Teaching Case itself, the Teaching Note was not
distributed in hard copy.
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The IAE Editor informed me that my working paper would be appended to the
Teaching Note. However, weeks turned into months and nothing happened. When
I inquired the IAE Editor informed me that he’d had a change of heart. What
was rude is that he never bothered to inform me of this until I inquired why
no appendix was added to the Teaching Note.
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The Editor of IAE
later informed me that he will not append my
error corrections to the end of the Teaching Note until I pay a submission
fee to have my submission formally refereed. It makes perfect sense that the
working paper should be
refereed before IAE publishes it as an appendix to the Teaching Note.
However, it's ludicrous that, if I want the IAE to correct the IAE's own
mistakes, I must pay the IAE to merely consider correcting its own
mistakes."
Submission fees range from $75 to $100 ---
https://aaahq.org/AAAforms/journals/iaesubmit.cfm
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I might add that I'm
willing to make referee-suggested corrections to my own errors. However,
this is not a mainline publication, and I refuse to spend more time word
crafting this error-correcting working paper. One of the most difficult
aspects of publishing mainline journal articles is satisfying referees who
often have differing viewpoints on how the paper should be word crafted.
I've just signed a contract to write a book on derivative financial
instruments and hedging activities and do not have the time or inclination
to word craft this error-correcting working paper. I think the editor of the
IAE feels that my use of the word "errors" will embarrass the Case authors.
I did make an effort to only use the word "error" when there was what I
consider to be an outright error such as using cash flow hedging journal
entries for a hedged item that has no cash flow risk. I refuse to call
outright errors differences in assumptions when they are in fact errors.
When there were differing assumptions I did not call those "errors."
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The Editor may one day have a change of heart
about making me pay a submission fee to get the IAE to correct its own
mistakes and to word craft the paper to take out the word "error" wherever
it appears. Otherwise what are serious errors, in my viewpoint, will live on forever in
the Teaching Note to what is otherwise a very good Teaching Case. The Case
authors could also rewrite their original Teaching Note, but across several
months of communications between us they've never proposed doing so to me or
the IAE editor. It would take a substantial effort to rewrite the Teaching
Note, and there are complications that arise in that some problems in the
Case itself are impossible to correct since the Case has already been
distributed as hard copy.
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This could be success
arising from troubles turned inside out. In my viewpoint comparing my
error-correction working paper with the original Teaching Note has
value-added beyond what a perfectly rewritten Teaching Note would make to
the Teaching Case. In other words, students and instructors can learn more
by studying the errors themselves in the original Teaching Note. This is
what I mean by turning troubles inside out to create success.
For this reason you should download the current Teaching Note to keep in
your own archives just in case it gets laundered later on ---
http://aaahq.org/pubs.cfm
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I think both teachers and students may be misled by the
current Teaching Note that can be downloaded from
http://aaahq.org/pubs.cfm
If you are using this Teaching Note, you may download, for free, my error
corrections at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/CaseErrors.htm
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My error-correcting working paper is
designed to be used alongside the electronically published Teaching Note. My
working paper will not make much sense to readers who do not have both the
Teaching Case and the original Teaching Note for comparative purpose. The
original Teaching Note has many things that are very good. I did not find
errors in everything contained in the Teaching Note.
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Of course my
proposed error-correcting working paper contains only my opinions and could
itself have errors that I do not yet know about.
You be the judge at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/CaseErrors.htm
Please let me know if you find errors in my work since my working paper can
be easily corrected at this point.
- Even if the IAE Editor has a change of heart and is willing to have my
error-correcting working paper refereed for free, the process could take
many months, possibly over a year, before my working paper is appended to
the Teaching Note. If you are using this Teaching Case, you probably should
take a look at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/CaseErrors.htm
That in fact is my main purpose for writing the above
message!Postscript 01
After I circulated this message among some friends, one wrote back and
wondered if Science Magazine and the the New England Journal of
Medicine charges for correcting their mistakes? We're in deep trouble if
that's the case.
Postscript 02
My message on this in the last edition, April 30, of New Bookmarks caused
the IAE Editor to have a change of heart. My error-correcting working paper
has been sent (at no charge to me) out for review. The original Teaching
Case authors have had a change of heart and are now willing to substitute
their original Teaching Note with a revised version that weaves in my
suggestions. However, this process will take many months. Users of the
existing Teaching Note are still advised to go to
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/CaseErrors.htm
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Truth in Accounting or Lack Thereof in the Federal Government
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Also see "US Government Immorality Will Lead to Bankruptcy" in the CBS interview
with David Walker ---
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Also at Dirty Little Secret About Universal Health Care (David Walker) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGpY2hw7ao8
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Congratulations to
Herb and Lenore Miller
Denny Beresford
informed me that Herb and Lenore Miller will celebrate
their 70th anniversary on July 1 in Athens, Georgia where he retired from the
University of Georgia quite a few years ago.
Herb was the co-author on the famous and successful and
highly lucrative Finney and Miller textbook series. Lenore was an accountant who
added more than her share to those textbooks as well. Herb's interests ranged
from playing the clarinet in a dance band to working in the racing pit of AJ
Foyt to frequent golf with close friends like James Don Edwards. Herb and Lenore
were both excellent bridge players in their younger days before Herb's eyes
became weak.
Herb was a visiting professor at Stanford when I was
finishing my PhD. He motivated me to take my first full-time faculty appointment
where he was a senior accounting professor --- Michigan State University. Herb
and Lenore were instrumental is getting me to forget my skiing and horse raising
dreams in favor of digging in to the drudgeries, albeit rewarding drudgeries, of
accounting research. I never looked back!
You can read more details about Herb in his Accounting Hall
of Fame page at
http://fisher.osu.edu/departments/accounting-and-mis/the-accounting-hall-of-fame/membership-in-hall/herbert-elmer-miller/
Herb was born August 11, 1914, so you go figure. Lenore grew up in Humboldt,
Iowa less than 30 miles from where I grew up, although I did not know her until
we met years later at Stanford.
Herb served as President of the American Accounting
association 1965-1966 during which The Accounting Review was
published four times with gold covers to celebrate the Golden Anniversary of the
AAA. Now Herb and Lenore are only five years away from their own Diamond
Anniversary. I wish with all my heart that they will celebrate that event on
July 1, 2013.
There's Love ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7050D2sVFc
Action Needed to Avoid Mission Failure
Having a major governmental accounting-type problem on CPA examinations
bolstered this module in most U.S. accounting education programs, but it most
likely is tokenism compared to the sink hole forming in our Federal, state, and
local governments. Much of our hope for the future depends upon having a more
stable, enlightened, dedicated, ethical, and knowledgeable body of civil service
workers to keep our naive and often corruptible elected officials from losing
this nation.
The problem is that it really takes no expertise to run for any elected
office. We're in a bigger mess when the government civil service is cannot
counter the ignorance and ethically-challenged elected leaders.
"Action Needed to Avoid Mission Failure,' Warns Study,"
AccountingEducation.com, June 26, 2008 ---
http://accountingeducation.com/index.cfm?page=newsdetails&id=147252
Identifying the new skills and competencies that
federal financial managers will need to face 21st century challenges is the
focus of a research paper released recently by the AGA (Association of
Government Accountants).
21st Century Financial Managers: A New Mix of Skills and Educational Levels?
warns that with 60 percent of the US workforce eligible for retirement over
the next 10 years and the commensurate mass retirement of skilled and
experienced government financial managers, federal agencies could be left
vulnerable to mission failure.
According to AGA Director of Research Anna Miller, "This report is of
particular importance given the magnitude of the anticipated problem. The
study highlighted those areas in which we must act if we are to avoid
compromising standards of accountability and transparency to taxpayers."
Continued in article
The Association of Government Accountants ---
http://www.agacgfm.org/homepage.aspx
The U.S. is now dangling on a debt and accountability cliff on the side of
that sink hole, and virtually none of our presidential or congressional
candidates for office are willing to face these issues because the voters
themselves won't have any part of sacrificing to save our great nation.
Truth in Accounting or Lack Thereof in the Federal Government (Former
Congressman Chocola) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWTCnMioaY0
Part 2 (unfunded liabilities of $55 trillion plus) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Edia5pBJxE
Part 3 (this is a non-partisan problem being ignored in election promises) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG5WFGEIU0E
Watch the Video of the non-sustainability of the U.S. economy (CBS Sixty
Minutes TV Show Video) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2fI2p9iVs
Also see "US Government Immorality Will Lead to Bankruptcy" in the CBS interview
with David Walker ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2fI2p9iVs
Also at Dirty Little Secret (David Walker) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGpY2hw7ao8
At the
moment the overwhelming majority of our top accounting graduates do not aspire
to civil service.
Therein lies much of the problem for our future.
June 27, 2008 reply from Richard C. Sansing
[Richard.C.Sansing@TUCK.DARTMOUTH.EDU]
And now, a rebuttal from the late George Carlin.
"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I
don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians.
Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come
from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane
from another reality. They come from American parents and American families,
American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and
American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is
the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our
system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant
citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't
going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of
selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the
politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the
public. Yeah, the public sucks."
Richard C. Sansing
Professor of Accounting
Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth
100 Tuck Hall Hanover, NH 03755
Jensen Comment
You can watch George Carlin saying this on video at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlXoIVLJWCY
Not everything that can be counted, counts. And not
everything that counts can be counted.
Albert Einstein
Soto’s quotation below was forwarded to me by Denny Beresford. The question
was what Soto would like to be if he wasn’t in professional baseball.
Probably be an accountant. I like to figure out
stuff. In accounting, if you miss one number you get the whole thing wrong. You
have to be perfect --- I'm a perfectionist.
Giovani Soto (catcher for the Chicago Cubs when asked what
he'd like to be if he wasn't in baseball), as quoted in in an interview with
Mary Burns in Sports Illustrated, June 2008
Jensen Comment 1
If Soto only knew that accountants are second only to economists in terms of
inaccuracies. When accountants total up the numbers on a balance sheet the total
is always accurate, but the numbers being added up can be off by 1000% or more.
Accuracy varies of course. Cash counts are highly accurate. Fixed assets, net of
depreciation, are make-pretend within limits. Intangible asset valuations are
about as accurate as ground eyesight measurements of floating cloud dimensions
on a windy day. Accountants make highly inaccurate estimates of assets,
liabilities, and equities. Then accountants change hats and chairs and add these
estimates up very accurately and pretend that the total must mean something ---
but accountants aren't sure what.
If Soto wants
accuracy perhaps he should become a baseball statistician collecting up
subjective estimates of the umpires. In the business world, accountants are the
statisticians and the umpires. Therein lies the problem. An umpire decides
what's a ball/strike, hit/foul, etc. and then leaves it up to baseball
statisticians to book the numbers. In the world of business, accountants decide
what are current versus deferred revenues, current versus capitalized costs, and
additionally make highly subjective estimates about values of such things as
forward contracts and interest rate swaps. After making their inaccurate
estimates they then put on another hat, change chairs, and record their own
estimates to the nearest penny. They're the business world's umpires and
statisticians who simply change hats and chairs and wait for the investors to
file lawsuits against them.Jensen Comment 2
There are some well-known accountants and accounting professors who lived in
accounting but dreamed of being sports heroes. My best example is Herb Miller
who looked like an accountant, spoke like an accountant, and was a very, very
good accountant but spent many hours throughout much of his life daydreaming
about being a race car driver. Herb lived out his daydreams somewhat by becoming
close friends with A.J. Foyt and occasionally being present in Foyt’s pit during
actual races. I think Herb’s assigned job was to stay out of the way.
You can read about A.J. Foyt at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._J._Foyt
You can read about Herb Miller at
http://fisher.osu.edu/departments/accounting-and-mis/the-accounting-hall-of-fame/membership-in-hall/herbert-elmer-miller/
From the Publisher of the
AccountingWeb on June 19, 2008
Some friends of ours are
currently on vacation in Russia, which got me to thinking, "I wonder what
it's like to be an accountant in Russia?" I have no idea. It wasn't all that
long ago that International Financial Reporting Standards were adopted by
the Russian Finance Ministry, so it's probably been a rather challenging
profession as of late! If you have any first-hand knowledge of accounting in
the Russian Federation, please
e-mail me so we can
share it with AccountingWEB readers.
In the meantime, here are some key Russian facts:
- Population: 142 million
- Largest city (and
capital): Moscow
- Second largest city:
St. Petersburg
- Size: the largest
country in the world by more than 2.5 million square miles
- Ethnic groups:
Russian 79.8%,
Tatar 3.8%,
Ukrainian 2%,
other 14.4%
Rob Nance
Publisher
AccountingWEB, Inc.
publisher@accountingweb.com
Bob Jensen's reply to Rob Nance
Hi Rob,
A better
question is to ask what accounting became in Russia after the breakup of the
Soviet Union ---
http://www.worldbank.org/html/prddr/trans/janfeb99/pgs22-25.htm
The system is highly geared to tax reporting and has a long ways to go
relative to IFRS.
Accounting
in the former Soviet Union was pretty much an exercise in tabulating fiction
---
http://www.questia.com/PM.qst?a=o&d=6827120
Accounting was an instrument of
the planning and control process that substituted for market-based controls
---
http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1467-6281.1974.tb00002.x?cookieSet=1&journalCode=abac
Russia now has offices of the Big 4 accounting
firms and maybe other Western CPA firms as well. One of my former students
accepted a transfer to the PwC office in Moscow. It proved to be a
fast-track to becoming a partner in PwC. Russian companies are seeking
equity investors throughout the world, and to do so they have to add
accounting assurances much like the other companies in the global economy
seek assurances.
KPMG has a publication comparing IFRS with
Russian GAAP ---
http://snipurl.com/russiangaap
Also see
http://www.kpmg.ru/index.thtml/en/services/assurance/IFRS/IFRSpublications/
PwC has an IFRS Transition document at
http://www.pwc.com/extweb/service.nsf/docid/90828387207B28F78025717B0038B2AD
Results of a 2006 survey are reported at
http://snipurl.com/russiangaapsurvey
Deloitte links to a Russian translation of
IFRS as well as providing information on transitioning to IFRS in Russia ---
http://www.iasplus.com/country/russia.htm
A illustrative Russian set of financial
statements can be found at
http://www.dixy.ru/en_invest-report/
Hope this helps!
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other accounting documents ---
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SmartPros has an interesting site for students ---
http://accounting.smartpros.com/accountingstudents.xml
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Bob Jensen's threads on accountancy careers ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bookbob1.htm#careers
New IFRS XBRL Taxonomy Released ---
http://accounting.smartpros.com/x62326.xml
Chronology of IFRS standards ---
http://www.iasplus.com/restruct/chrono.htm
Iraq Stock Exchange Registrants Must File Financial Reports Under IFRS
Accounting
We have created a new
Jurisdiction Page for Iraq.
Under the Iraq securities markets law, all companies
listed for trading on the
Iraq Stock Exchange are
required to publish financial statements that are prepared in accordance with
International Financial Reporting Standards. Those statements must be audited in
accordance with International Standards on Auditing. Further, the Iraq banking
law (administered by the
Central
Bank of Iraq) requires all banks to publish IFRS
financial statements. We have updated our table of
Use of IFRSs by Jurisdiction.
IASPlus blog from Deloitte, June 17, 2008 ---
http://www.iasplus.com/index.htm
Iran has some issues with IFRS convergence but is at least considering the
possibility of convergence, unlike Saudi Arabia, Japan, and Iceland that appear
to be giving IFRS less consideration ---
http://www.iasplus.com/resource/gaap2002.pdf
Iran has an Institute of Certified Accountants ---
http://www.iasplus.com/index.htm
Professional Accountancy groups in other nations are listed at
http://www.iasplus.com/links/links.htm
Many other useful accounting sites (scroll down) ---
http://www.iasplus.com/links/links.htm
Deloitte also publishes an extensive Global Outlook document, although
I've not found updates since 2006 ---
http://www.iasplus.com/resource/0511econoutlook2006.pdf
This is a very, very useful document about global economic opportunities and
risks.
- Directories ---
http://dir.yahoo.com/Business_and_Economy/Directories/
CIA World FactBook ---
https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/index.html
Bob Jensen's links to economic, accounting, and finance statistics ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bookbob1.htm#EconStatistics
Congratulations to San Diego State University's School of Accountancy
Accounting school receives $10 million donation
San Diego State University has received a $10 million gift to name the
university's nationally recognized school of accountancy the Charles W. Lamden
School of Accountancy. The gift, among the largest in university history, was
made by Gertrude Lamden in honor of her late husband who was instrumental in
launching SDSU's College of Business Administration.
Organization, Compensation, and Litigation in the Large Public Accounting
Firms
A very good friend sent this message to me:
Bob,
See -
http://thecaq.org/publicpolicy/treasurydata.htm
Some great information about the organization of
major accounting firms, their finances (including average partner comp) and
litigation.
Question
Is the present audit model broken?
No New Protections to Protect the Big Four International Auditing Firms
from Insolvency
"A New Big Eight: Suggesting a Deal the Big Four Can’t Refuse," by Tom
Selling, The Accounting Onion, June 22, 2008 ---
http://accountingonion.typepad.com/
Jim Peterson, who blogs on the auditing profession,
has written an excellent
summary and analysis of the failure of the U.S.
Treasury Department's
Advisory Committee on the Auditing Profession to
recommend a solution to the Big Four’s exposure to liabilities that threaten
their solvency. Jim's blog,
Re:Balance, is worth
reading simply out of appreciation for Jim’s elegant writing style. Also,
check out his funky bow tie!
“Did anyone really think that the endless chatter
about saving the system of privately-provided audits for large global
companies would come to anything? ….
…those sincerely believing in the importance of
large-company assurance are avoiding an election between two unappealing
choices: Either put every effort to assure that the Big Four are
insulated from the very catastrophic risks that the critics insist they
must remain exposed to, or start the process of designing the new audit
model that must arise after the collapse of the Big Four under the
abdication of the Treasury Committee and its counterparts.”
I agree with Jim that the current audit model is
broken. The notion of independence from management is fatally flawed, and
much of what passes for auditing does not create useful information for
investors. Ironically, the “services” that merely provide a perfunctory
rubber stamp on management’s judgments may create the Big Four's most
significant exposures to liability. Walter Schuetze, former SEC Chief
Accountant and FASB member, explained this much better than I can in a 2003
speech to the New York State Society of CPAs. The deafening silence in
response to his challenge to make audits simpler and more relevant attests
to the fact that political will to fight deeply entrenched interests in the
current system is virtually non-existent.
Continued in article
Andy Bailey's letter to the Department of the Treasury ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bailey2008.htm
Bob Jensen's threads on professionalism ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Fraud001.htm#Professionalism
Bob Jensen's threads on accounting careers are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bookbob1.htm#careers
Bob Jensen's threads on scandals in the large firms ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Fraud001.htm
A Timeline of Financial Scandals and
Accounting Standards Development ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudRotten.htm#DerivativesFrauds
Big is Sometimes Better When it Comes to Auditing
"PCAOB Inspections of Smaller CPA Firms: Initial Evidence from Inspection
Reports," by Dana R Hermanson, Richard W Houston and John C Rice, Accounting
Horizons, June 2007 ---
http://www.atypon-link.com/AAA/doi/abs/10.2308/acch.2007.21.2.137
We examine 316 Public Company Accounting Oversight
Board (PCAOB) inspection reports issued to smaller CPA firms (100 or fewer
issuer clients) through July 2006. We find that 60 percent of the inspected
firms have audit deficiencies. Firms with audit deficiencies are smaller,
have a larger number of issuer clients, and are growing more rapidly than
firms without deficiencies, suggesting an over-extension into the issuer
client market by some firms. Deficiencies are more likely for inspections
conducted in 2004 than 2005, and the PCAOB appears to have targeted smaller,
riskier, rapidly growing audit firms for its 2004 inspections. In addition,
we find some evidence that clients of deficiency firms are smaller, less
profitable, and more highly leveraged. We also summarize the most common
audit deficiencies and offer implications and directions for future
research.
"Accounting for Second Life," by Richard A. Johnson and Joyce M. Middleton,
Journal of Accountancy, June 2008 ---
http://www.aicpa.org/pubs/jofa/jun2008/second_life.htm
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
Second Life is a virtual world with education,
public relations, and economic implications. CPA Island is the center of the
public accounting profession in Second Life.
At a minimum, CPA Island presents a creative
communication medium to appeal to a new generation. This generation has
grown up with high-speed Internet connectivity, instant messaging, and
multiplayer online gaming.
The spirit behind CPA Island goes beyond clearly
demonstrating an awareness of the different skill set of this new
generation. It embraces and celebrates these skills as important to the
future of the accounting profession.
The economic implications of Second Life are just
now unfolding. Suspend disbelief, log on, and experience CPA Island and the
other aspects of Second Life for yourself.
Bob Jensen's threads on Second Life virtual worlds are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/000aaa/thetools.htm#SecondLife
Bob Jensen's threads on careers are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bookbob1.htm#careers
Roger Collins called my attention
to this link.
Where is insider
trading more evident and difficult to stop than in the U.S. capital markets ---
well England for one
"Bradford & Bingley: Time the
FSA got serious on insider trading," by Martin Waller, London Times, June
6, 2008 ---
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/columnists/article4076208.ece
Bob Jensen's Rotten to the Core
threads are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudRotten.htm
Accounting
Golden Fleece Quotations (read that bull crap)
I want to conclude by explaining what I mean by
"truly believe." I'm just a politician ... whoops, I mean lawyer ... who really
doesn't know much about what all you CFOs have to go through to make your
numbers. Frankly, the details of the differences between IFRS and U.S. GAAP
don't concern me much. I just threw in "truly" to impress upon you that I am on
your side -- kind of like "no kidding," or "I swear." In other words, even
though I don’t have a single good answer to any of the questions I have raised
today, don’t worry, because we're going through with this anyway. I truly
believe that If IFRS is good for you, it's good for the SEC; and it must be good
for everyone.
John White, Director of the SEC’s Division of Corporation Finance, as
quoted by Tom Selling in The Accounting Onion, June 9, 2008 ---
http://accountingonion.typepad.com/theaccountingonion/2008/06/accounting-convergence-decoding-john-whites-speech.html
Jensen Comment
The roaring SEC-FASB (read that Cox-Herz) Train replacing domestic accounting
standards such as U.S. and Canadian GAAP is analogous to letting the United
Nations govern the world. Both the U.N. and the International Accounting
Standards Board have lofty intentions, but multinational politics is a nightmare
to behold
The IASB defines IFRS as a set of International Financial Reporting Standards
---
http://www.iasb.org/Home.htm
Bob Jensen defines IFRS as International Fleecing of
Responsible Standards
International auditing firms are seeking a judgmental (read that softer) set
of standards under lobbying pressure from their large multinational clients.
Bright lines led to $billions of losses in litigation in the U.S. because a
client, with the blessing or incompetence of an auditor, crossed a line such as
the old SPE 3% line that was a huge factor in the demise of Andersen and Enron
---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Fraud001.htm
I’m
presently doing a funded research study comparing FAS 133 with IAS 39. FAS 133
has lots of bright lines and lots of examples, especially
DIG examples, of
how to account for complicated hedges. IAS 39 is like driving down a mountain
road on a moonless night without any headlights, road signs, or guard rails.
With over a thousand variations of financial instrument derivative contracts and
thousands of types hedging strategies, IAS 39 lets clients manage earnings most
any way they like without detailed rules of the road and bright lines that give
them and their auditors guidance.
Eventually IFRS will be all fair value accounting on moonless nights.
Accountability is going into the ditch or over a cliff ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#FairValue
David Albrecht forwarded the following link from the Financial Times:
"Accounting rule-makers putting markets at risk," by Michael Starkie,
Financial Times,.June 12 2008 ---
Click Here
Sir, Whither accounting?
I write this letter in a personal capacity. My
qualifications for expressing these opinions are that I have been chief
accountant at BP for the past 14 years and have been for some years chairman
of the UK's CBI Financial Reporting Panel and a member of the European
Financial Reporting Advisory Group Technical Expert Group.
Recent years have seen major changes in the
topography of accounting standards; acceptance by the European Union
(subject to endorsement) of International Financial Reporting Standards and
by other countries also, and the decline in the influence of US generally
accepted accounting principles as the US capital markets have become
relatively less attractive.
What a wasted opportunity, then, that the current
body of IFRS is so unhelpful for the markets when the accounting world was
given this historic opportunity to create something that should have been
both useful for markets and with the potential to be welcomed globally. I
recall a year or two ago that the heads of leading accounting firms said
that current international financial reporting was broken. But nothing has
been done about this.
And the future looks even bleaker. The
International Accounting Standards Board continues to develop an accounting
model about which users of financial information have grave misgivings.
Probably the most disturbing example is the use of predominantly
mark-to-model exit values in the balance sheet, which cannot be relevant for
a market trying to assess the economic performance and position of companies
that have the intention of continuing to operate as going concerns. In the
interests of brevity I will not list other examples though there are enough
voices of protest being raised by those in the financial world to make it
apparent that all is far from well.
How have things come to this pass? I have
concluded, albeit with regret, that the fundamental problem is the members
of the IASB. Collectively as board members they do not have the experience
and wisdom to produce and maintain accounting standards that are useful for
the capital markets and the wider economy. And some of the board members are
clearly committed to an extreme view of recognition and measurement which
will severely damage the operation of markets and ultimately economies.
Recent appointments to the board are too little and too late to change the
overall thrust.
Continued in article
Bob Jensen's threads on controversies in accountancy standard setting are
at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#MethodsForSetting
Accounting
Golden Fleece Research
June 8, 2008 message from David
Albrecht [albrecht@PROFALBRECHT.COM]
I've been thinking quite a bit about the teaching
of accounting. In the current environment, I think we have made it more
difficult than ever for good teaching to take place. Here are a few 21st
century environmental factors, all different in some way (if only in degree)
from what we've experienced the past, that I think cause the most
difficulty.
(1) Mass education and lack of budget. (2) Lack of
respect for seasons of life. (3) Teaching research versus teaching a
world-view. (4) Focus on content more focused than ever.
(1) Mass education and lack of budget. These issues
have been problematic for decades, but seems to be more critical at the
present time. State support of higher education has been on the wane for
decades. In the 21st century, states are supporting higher education less
than ever. Oh, there are a few stories of states pumping in a few extra
dollars on a relative basis, it hasn't seemed to be permanent (see Ohio).
Public colleges/universities (in which about 80% of America's freshmen start
out) have responded by placing intense pressure on keeping up enrollment (or
even expanding) so they can stay solvent. When huge enrollment increases
don't materialize, they cut the cost of faculty by (1) reducing lines, and
(2) relying more on full-time faculty with non-terminal degrees, and (3)
relying on ever more temporary adjuncts. Nearly 20 years ago when I got
hired at BGSU, its CBA was proud of 20-25 student sections. This coming fall
I'm at 50-60 students across the board (actually been there for a few
years). 15+ years ago I helped in the evolutionary development of Monopoly
as a teaching tool for financial accounting. Now, I have so many students to
teach that I'm reluctant to use it.
How has this made the teaching and learning of
accounting more difficult? At a time when we understand much more about
teaching and learning and we as professors should doing more with it, too
many students and too few colleagues preclude our being able to do much
about it.
(2) Lack of respect for seasons of life. I think we
as humans are as inherently valuable in a later season of life as in earlier
seasons. Having a high number displaying on my odometer of life, I can say
with quite a bit of confidence that I'm no longer as attractive and sexy as
I fantasize that I once was. I'm also less athletic than I once was. These
factors don't make me less valuable as a person. Where once I was loved by
older generations of Albrechts, now I'm loved by younger generations of
Albrechts, but I'm still loved. 50-something grandfathers don't do the same
thing as 20/30-something parents. I shouldn't be judged by the number of
diapers I've changed recently, nor the number of school activities I've
ferried my children to. My contributions there are in the past.
Thanks to new academic policies, I'm much less
likely keep receiving institutional love if I lose attractiveness and
sexiness in the publication area. I'm pretty sure that I'm wiser in teaching
(made finalist for the university teaching award again) and service than
ever, but I lack the ability to garner and focus sufficient energy for
research projects requiring longer time horizons. I may not be able to teach
from my stock of current research findings, but I'm much wiser and better
able to teach from my more fully developed world view. But I'm in an older
season of academic life where what I do has changed. If refereed
publications for an academic is like supporting school activities for a
parent, then why should a senior academic be judged according to a younger
academic's activity set?
How does this affect teaching? Just try switching
schools based on a teaching record when only publication records matter. At
a time when schools could be bidding on my ability to help students learn,
they are shunning me for publications. Schools get what they pay for, and
they pay for publications and not teaching. Not too long ago I was told that
I'd been doing nothing of value. Hmmph, despite being a respected teacher
and a respected faculty leader, my activities were valueless. The natural
human response is to pack it in. That is what I fear is happening across the
country in accounting academia. Lack of respect for later seasons of life
has resulted their surgical removal. If senior faculty aren't forced out
early, they continue a mere shells of what they once were.
(3) Teaching research versus teaching a world view.
The current AACSB focus on professors being qualified to teach is grounded
on their possessing a recent track record of research/publication
productivity. This is so AACSB schools can advertise their degrees as value
added from a knowledge perspective. Given the accounting discipline's many
problems in generating research findings of value, if there was any truth to
AACSB advertising, then it would tout GIGO (garbage-in, garbage-out). And do
current accounting research findings contribute to wisdom? Only to the
extent that outsiders can view it and wisely conclude it is in a sorry
state.
As a younger academic I was more concerned with how
to work in the world. Now I'm concerned about how the world works. After
spending more than two decades in trying to make sense of it all, I conclude
that I understand something about it. As a younger academic, any comments I
would have made about how the world works would have been pure poppycock
(this word has an interesting entomology). Moreover, world-views are not
publishable and would have been as publishable then as it is now (so I never
would have been interested in pursuing it). Never-the-less, at the current
time I'm more willing and able to enter into discussions on some topics in
which a seasoned world view can lend some insight. Does everyone agree with
me? Certainly not. However, some write and tell me they do.
What has this to do with the teaching of accounting
and why is teaching/learning now more difficult? Just because a senior
academic has few (or none) personal research results from which to teach
does not mean that a senior academic has nothing to teach. The focus on
teaching research results in not permitting some to teach at all, when
other-wise they would still be teaching and presenting a world view. We've
thrown the geezers out with the bath water.
(4) Focus on content more focused than ever. Twenty
years into an educational revolution, I think the proponents of the two
paradigms are more entrenched than ever. Especially in accounting.
Explaining why this is a problem requires some
length. Ernest Boyer's seminal work, Scholarship Reconsidered, Priorities of
the Professoriate, presented what I view as a holistic view of academia.
Trashing the traditional teaching-research-service model as three
independent silos, Boyer advocates a view with four areas of scholarship:
discovery, integration, application, and teaching. The follow-up by Glassick,
Huber and Maeroff, Scholarship Assessed: Evaluation of the Professoriate,
discusses how to put Boyer's work into practice. I think a currently popular
term, engagement, is an unstated but essential ingredient of the two works.
Barr and Tagg's important work, From Teaching to
Learning - A New Paradigm for Undergraduate Education (Change, 1995), firmly
a part of the larger Boyer picture, presents how there are really two
paradigms in place for undergraduate collegiate education, the traditional
content centered (or teacher centered) approach and a newer learning
centered ( approach. The essence of the two approaches is that the content
centered approach has focus on what students are to know, and the learning
centered approach has a focus on what students learn to do with what they
know.
Whether or not 21st century academics (accounting
and otherwise) have read and reflected on Boyer, they most certainly are
aware of the paradigmic struggles. It has seeped in via osmosis, if nothing
else. L. Dee Fink (of Creating Significant Learning Opportunities fame) has
publicly wondered why the new approach has not caught on across America.
I've told him that I think it is because the aging generation of baby-boom
academics has viewed it as criticism of their life-long efforts, and this
criticism has cut to the bone. Instead of viewing at least parts of the new
paradigm with an open mind, they simply are not about to tarnish their
careers as they now approach retirement. They are concerned with legacy.
Moreover, moving to the new paradigm takes significant mental and physical
effort, in decreasing supply as aging baby-boomers get older.
Moreover, the AACSB has set teaching qualifications
in terms of knowledge. No where does the AACSB say that to be qualified to
teach accounting or business must one actually be able to teach in such a
way so that students learn.
I've tried to keep my eyes and ears open.
Everywhere I go and everywhere I look I see a wealth of knowledge-oriented,
multiple-choice tests. Many of the presentations I see at AAA ELS sessions
appear to be bandages for those in the teaching/content paradigm.
What does all of this have to do with teaching
accounting? Given that accounting and auditing are two areas undergoing
rapid change, and the current educational environment detracts from our
ability to send out students well-equipped to succeed. In addition, at a
time when any change should be welcomed, we are less likely to see it.
David Albrecht
Bowling Green
June 8, 2008 reply from Amy Dunbar
[Amy.Dunbar@BUSINESS.UCONN.EDU]
Albrecht wrote:
L. Dee Fink (of Creating Significant Learning Opportunities fame)
has publicly wondered why the new approach has not caught on across
America. I've told him that I think it is because the aging generation
of baby-boom academics has viewed it as criticism of their life-long
efforts, and this criticism has cut to the bone.
Dunbar:
I am reading a fascinating book, Mistakes Were Made (but not by me),
by Tavris and Aronson. I wonder if I defend my approach to teaching (and a
lot of other things) because of self-justification. I think we all deal with
cognitive dissonance to some degree by coming up with arguments to support
why we are right in what we think or do. The question is where do we draw
the line, and how do we know when we should be trying to examine our
justifications with an attempt at independence. Self-examination is darn
hard.
I remember Wheeler (Michigan) questioning whether
the then existing trend of CPA firms to sell product instead of professional
services was damaging the independence of CPAs. He was almost booed out of
the room by academics. Some of us may have changed our memories of that
incident because it seems ludicrous now, at least to me that we didn’t
applaud him. Changing with the times was not the thing to do, but how does
one know when we should change? Now we say change the way we teach, and no
wonder some of us hang on to old ways of doing things. Coming up with
reasons why what we are doing could be wrong creates cognitive dissonance!
Amy Dunbar
UConn
June 9, 2008 reply from Dennis
Beresford [dberesfo@TERRY.UGA.EDU]
One of the network affiliate television stations in
Atlanta runs a periodic series of exposes in which they disclose how state
provided research dollars are being "wasted" on many projects. The examples
are usually those that involve travel expenses and other expenditures for
scientific studies that appear to be of dubious value - e.g., the sex life
of pigs (I made this up but it's a good example of the type of thing they
cover). When I see these stories I wonder what the reporters would think
about the dollars going to finance much of accounting research - would that
result in the same kind of "outrage" among taxpayer/viewers? On the other
hand, the topics studied would usually be so obscure that they wouldn't mean
a thing to the viewers of the shows.
Denny Beresford
June 9, 2008 reply from Bob Jensen
Hi Denny,
I think Senator Proxmire probably had some better examples than the "sex
life of pigs" since horny pigs might truly be of value to our food supply,
especially if pigs' interest in sex wanes. Proxmire's Golden Fleece awards
are at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Fleece_Award
The problem with some, certainly not all, basic research in academe is
that when funded it appears to be a waste of money at the time but may
become important much later in life. Mathematical proofs are probably the
best example. Some proofs of the past were deemed little more than wasted
analytics before their importance was discovered centuries later.
As timing luck would have it, Sixty Minutes on CBS had a show related to
this topic last night (June 8, 2008) justifying Howard Hughes Medical
Research Foundation ---
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/07/13/60minutes/main629388.shtml
In a surprisingly multi-million dollar way, the multi-billion Howard
Hughes Foundation funds basic medical research that cannot get more
practically-minded NIH funds or other government grants.
Of course it is always possible to fleece taxpayers and research funding
foundations for research that almost certainly fleeces the public with
epsilon chance of ever being relevant to the world. I think Bill Proxmire
identified many of those fleecing projects; But then again, maybe not in
some instances.
Basic research is a service to society so steeped in externalities that
it truly defies Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand" ---
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Smith
My arguments with the takeover of our accounting doctoral programs by
accountics professors is not so much that accountics is not worthwhile. My
objection is that accountics professors turned these doctoral programs and
editorships of some of our leading research journals into their own
dysfunctional monopoly on methodology ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#DoctoralPrograms
In other words, it’s the monopoly that's dysfunctional rather than much
of the accountics research itself. Having said this, accountics research
might have more value if somebody somewhere sometime saw fit to replicate
the studies to test for errors in either the data or the models or both.
Maybe somebody in the 23rd Century will find it of great benefit to, for
the first time, replicate an accountics research finding in the 20th
Century. This happens in mathematics and science. I'm not so optimistic
about accounting research where much of the practical value today comes from
normative methods and case studies rather than accountics models with
hundreds of missing variables.
Bob Jensen.
January 9, 2008 reply from Jagdish Gangolly
[gangolly@CSC.ALBANY.EDU]
Denny, Bob,...,
Jensen wrote:
The problem with some, certainly not all, basic research in academe is
that when funded it appears to be a waste of money at the time but may
become important much later in life. Mathematical proofs are probably
the best example. Some proofs of the past were deemed little more than
wasted analytics before their importance was discovered centuries later.
I entirely agree. There is a great need for basic
as well as applied research. The results of under-investments in basic
research shows up in the long run. I can give two examples:
Bell Labs used to be the place to be in most
branches of science When the financiers conquered the world and the
management adopted tunnel-vision, investments in such research plummeted,
and we all know the rest of the story.
Xerox PARC used to be the place to be for any one
interested in computing until recently. Mismanagement and tunnel vision led
to its demise as a part of Xerox, and we all know the rest of the story.
I could give more examples.
Over the last two decades or so, funding in basic
research by corporations has dropped and the void has not been filled.
Funding by government too has plummeted. Tragically, the universities have
not filled the void.
Two shining examples of support for theoretical
research in the corporate sector are Microsoft's Bill Labs, and IBM's Watson
Labs.
In case of both, the importance of basic research
for the advancement of applied research is recognized. Should we wonder that
IBM leads in patent registrations since the lingering death of Bell Labs
many years ago? Recently I was at IBM Watson's Hawthorne Labs in West
chester, and saw their "patent wall" -- one of the walls on the first floor
where each IBM patent is painted in fine print; and they were almost running
out of wall space.
Jensen wrote:
My arguments with the takeover of our accounting doctoral programs by
accountics professors is not so much that accountics is not worthwhile.
My objection is that accountics professors turned these doctoral
programs and editorships of some of our leading research journals into
their own dysfunctional monopoly on methodology --- http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#DoctoralPrograms
In other words, it's the monopoly that's
dysfunctional rather than much of the accountics research itself. Having
said this, accountics research might have more value if somebody
somewhere sometime saw fit to replicate the studies to test for errors
in either the data or the models or both.
Value of basic research is recognised by the
society, though at times the idea may be so profoundly subtle that it takes
a long time to recognise the use, or if the technologies needed to harness
such theoretical results are not developed.
I can give examples of theoretical developments in
statistics having to do with data visualisation which were developed a long
time ago, and the theoretical developments in mathematical programming that
needed advancements in computing technologies. The gap was wider in case of
the theoretical results in non-Euclidean geometries to find their
realisation in data visualisation.
Accounting is a different story altogether. Most
financial accounting research resembles alchemy, theology, or simply voodoo
magic. In fact, I think financial accounting is a theory-less discipline
devoid of any ACCOUNTING implications (I am being deliberately provocative).
In accounting academia, we are also a practice-less
discipline. We flagrantly ignore practice and in fact denigrate it. I am not
being provocative here, just being truthful.
Jagdish
"The Revisions to IFRS 3:
Bad Enough to Abandon Faith in IFRS?" by Tom Selling, The Accounting
Onion, June 16, 2008 ---
http://accountingonion.typepad.com/theaccountingonion/2008/06/ifrs-3-fall-short-of-convergence-again.html
In my previous post, I
described how an SEC honcho, while speaking to the choir at an event sponsored
by FEI, espoused his version of faith-based accounting; though he could not
provide a single, solid reason to explain why the U.S. should adopt IFRS, he has
seen the light and has become a true believer. In contrast, reason-based
accounting permits recitation of a vast litany of blasphemies against IFRS to
make one a serious, if not committed, agnostic. Today, I write of one of these
latest abominations: the latest revision to IFRS 3 on the accounting for
business combinations.
Goodwill and NCI: IASB
Fakes Right and Goes Left
Perhaps the most
significant development in the accounting for business combinations is that FAS
141(R) now requires the same basis of measurement for assets acquired and
liabilities assumed, regardless of the percentage of a company acquired (so long
as control is achieved). Therefore, if control is attained without purchasing
100% of the existing equity interests in the acquiree, non-controlling interests
(NCI) must be measured at full fair value.
As you may be aware
from reading my post "What Good Comes from Goodwill Accounting?", I am not a big
fan of recognizing 'goodwill' under any circumstance, so I will grant that the
justification for the FASB's approach is not airtight. Nevertheless, it was
common knowledge that the FASB was given to understand that, by sticking its
neck out to make these controversial changes to FAS 141(R), the IASB would
follow suit.
Instead, the IASB
reneged on its promise in the worst way imaginable: they voted to allow entities
a free choice between the partial and full fair value alternatives to goodwill
and NCI measurement. What's more, issuers can make their choice on a
transaction-by-transaction basis -- kind of like going to church one week and
synagogue the next. Not even the most devoted acolyte can spin this any other
way except as a significant step backwards from establishing the IASB as a
credible agent of quality financial reporting and investor protection.
And, it's not just me
who is outraged. Read the strongly-worded dissents* of Mary Barth and John
Smith, two of the three Americans on the IASB. As to the third American, Jim
Leisenring, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he capitulated to the
majority. Leisenring was the most prominent voice in support of FAS 133 (on
hedge accounting) when he was on the FASB; a standard whose middle name is
inconsistency. Be that as it may, one can only imagine where the IASB will take
the interests of U.S. investors when our membership, and hence our influence, on
IFRS inevitably wanes.
Mind These GAAPs, Too
If the unprincipled
and unconstrained choice of accounting treatments for goodwill and NCI aren't
enough for you to abandon any faith in a high-quality convergence, consider two
more of the numerous departures from U.S. GAAP; these may be even worse.
First, the devilish
game of managing the timing of contingent liabilities still thrives in IFRS. FAS
141(R) now requires that any non-contractual, contingent liability assumed in a
business combination must be recognized at fair value, if the probability of
occurrence is more likely than not. IFRS allows any contingent liability to be
recognized, regardless of likelihood, if it can be reliably measured.
As I discussed in a
previous post on IASB machinations of contingent liability accounting, the
ubiquitous criterion of "reliable measurement" is one of those areas of
"judgment" in IFRS that help management make their numbers with little chance of
being challenged by auditors. Here is how this game will be played in a business
combination under IFRS 3(R): if management thinks that goodwill won't be
impaired any time soon, they will recognize contingent liabilities to the max.
The effect is to create an earnings bank of liability write downs when unlikely
events become, as anticipated, resolved without the incurrence of an actual
liability. And speaking of inconsistency, IFRS 3(R) provides that all intangible
assets are to be recognized, even if their fair values cannot be measured
reliably. Where is the "principle" for that one?
Second, FAS 141(R)
requires extensive disclosures that are designed to aid analysts in determining
the past and future effect of a business combination on earnings and financial
position. For example, FAS 141(R) requires the following disclosures:
The amount of revenue
and earnings of the acquiree since the date of acquisition. Revenue and earnings
of the combined entity for the current period as though the acquisition had been
consummated as of the beginning of the period Revenue and earnings of the
combined entity for the previous period, as if the acquisition had been
consummated as of the beginning of the previous period. Inexplicably, IFRS does
not require the third item, above. Therefore, inferences as to earnings trends
of the combined entity from historical financial statements are defeated.
The recent activities
of the IASB, the high priests of IFRS, confirm that they are most definitely not
the august body to which the future of U.S. financial accounting standards
should be entrusted. To those who persist in practicing faith-based accounting,
put IFRS's accounting for business combinations in your pipe and smoke it.
--------------------------
*Unlike statements of
the FASB, IFRS publications are not freely available. Just thought you might
want to know why I didn't provide a link.
Bob Jensen's threads on goodwill
accounting are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#Impairment
IFRS 3 on Business Combinations
Contents paragraphs Introduction IN1–IN16
International Financial Reporting Standard 3 Business Combinations Objective
1 Scope 2–13 Identifying a business combination 4–9 Business combinations
involving entities under common control 10–13 Method of accounting 14–15
Application of the purchase method 16–65 Identifying the acquirer 17–23 Cost
of a business combination 24–35 Adjustments to the cost of a business
combination contingent on future events 32–35 Allocating the cost of a
business combination to the assets acquired and liabilities and contingent
liabilities assumed 36–60 Acquiree's identifiable assets and liabilities
41–44 Acquiree's intangible assets 45–46 Acquiree's contingent liabilities
47–50 Goodwill 51–55 Excess of acquirer's interest in the net fair value of
acquiree's identifiable assets, liabilities and contingent liabilities over
cost 56–57 Business combination achieved in stages 58–60 Initial accounting
determined provisionally 61–65 Adjustments after the initial accounting is
complete 63–64 Recognition of deferred tax assets after the initial
accounting is complete 65 Disclosure 66–77 Transitional provisions and
Effective date 78–85 Previously recognised goodwill 79–80 Previously
recognised negative goodwill 81 Previously recognised intangible assets 82
Equity accounted investments 83–84 Limited retrospective application 85
Withdrawal of Other Pronouncements 86–87 Appendices A Defined terms B
Application supplement C Amendments to other IFRSs Approval of IFRS 3 by the
Board Basis for Conclusions Dissenting opinions on IFRS 3 Illustrative
Examples [Extracted from IFRS 3, Business Combinations. © IASC Foundation.]
Update on the
AACSB's Bridge Program for Wannabe Accounting Professors
I'm sure glad the American Medical
Association does not have a bridging program where accounting PhDs can become
medical doctors by taking four courses in medicine.
Students who get doctorates in
fields other than accounting can typically get a doctoral degree in less than
9.5 years of full-time college. For example, an economics PhD can realistically
spend only 7.5 years in college. He or she can then enter a bridge program to
become a business, finance, or even an accounting professor under the AACSB's
new
Bridge Program, but that program may take two or more years part time. There
just does not appear to be a short track into accounting tenure track positions.
But the added years may be worth it since accounting faculty salaries are
extremely high relative to most other academic disciplines. The high salaries,
in part, are do to the enormous shortage of accounting doctoral graduates
relative to the number of tenure-track openings in major colleges and
universities ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#DoctoralPrograms
Only four United States Universities currently
participate in the AACSB's Bridge program and one European business school whose
doctoral programs I have doubts about because of truly absurd faculty-to-student
ratios in the doctoral program.
The AACSB's domestic alternatives are as follows
http://snipurl.com/aacsbbridge
Also see
http://snipurl.com/aacsbbridge2
When I mentioned the Bridge Program last year on the
AECM, Virginia Tech responded by saying they were participating but not for
accounting bridges.
The University of Toledo does not offer accounting
bridges ---
http://www.utoledo.edu/business/aacsbbridge/curriculum.html
Tulane only lists one full professor of accounting in my
Hasselback Directory such that I doubt that Tulane is a major player in an
accounting Bridge Program (Tulane may be more viable in management, marketing,
and finance).
The University of Florida does apparently have an
accounting bridge ---
http://www.cba.ufl.edu/academics/pdbp/
But this strangely does not appear to be affiliated with the well known Fisher
School of Accountancy at the University of Florida.
From what I can tell, Florida is bridging with only four
courses. Can four courses alone turn an economics or history professor into an
accounting professor?
The Bridge Program says yes! I think the Bridge Program has little to do with
it, although a person's prior background such as years of professional work as a
CPA may make all the difference in the world along with the type of doctoral
degree earned outside accounting.
June 20 message from Saeed Roohani
[sroohani@COX.NET]
AACSB
Announces May 2008 Bridge Program Graduates, there are many AACSB
certified PQ accounting faculty for hire, see
visit AACSB's online database
Saeed
Roohani
Bryant University
June 20, 2008 reply from Bob Jensen
There is a
surprisingly high proportion of the 78 candidates who want to teach
accounting and auditing given than most of the bridge programs like Virginia
Tech opted out of teaching accounting but do bridge business and finance
studies. However, 20 bridged candidates who want to teach accounting and
auditing will not make a big dent in the market where the number of
accounting faculty openings exceeds the new doctoral graduate supply (less
than 100 graduates) by over 1,000 openings.
The big
question now is whether those bridged candidates can get tenure track
positions and make tenure with sufficient research publications in
accounting. The leading schools willingly hire adjunct, non-tenure-track,
accounting instructors, but they’re pretty snooty when it comes to tenure
tracks.
In my
opinion the bridge program is absurd. Can four-courses in a typical bridge
program is tantamount to a “90-day Wonder Program” for college graduates to
become military officers ---
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/90-day_wonder
There were great military officers that
emerged from the 90-Day Wonder officers' candidate programs. There will also
be great accounting, finance, and business professors that emerge from the
AACSB bridging program. However, the programs do not deserve much of the
credit, since the criteria for success are the credentials and personal
qualities of the persons who entered the program. In accounting there's
almost no chance of success unless the candidate was a good accountant
before entering the bridge program. There's just too much too accounting
that cannot be covered in less than about three years of full-time study in
accountancy modules alone. In most states it takes five years of college as
an accounting major just to sit for the CPA examination.
I'm sure glad the American Medical
Association does not have a bridging program where accounting PhDs can
become medical doctors.
Bob Jensen
June 20, 2008 reply from David Albrecht
[albrecht@PROFALBRECHT.COM]
I still do not understand why a practitioner with
no experience in teaching (and no real training, despite what the AACSB
says), is more qualified to be a teaching faculty member than a long-term
professor that is no longer AQ.
The cases I've seen have been that a practitioner
coming in to teach a college classroom bombs much of the time (at least they
bomb in the eyes of the students).
The rationale is that PQ faculty will be better
teachers than non-AQ doctoral faculty. I simply don't see how this must be
so. Becoming a good teacher takes experience in academe and training. Most
doctorally-trained non-AQ faculty at least have had years of academic
experience (and admittedly no training), and some are great teachers.
I think that the B-school quest for credibility is
like the emperor with no clothes on.
David Albrecht
June 20, 2008 reply from Amy Dunbar
[Amy.Dunbar@BUSINESS.UCONN.EDU]
There are always exceptions, and at UConn we have
at least two of them. One of our auditing instructors is a retired PwC
partner, and the BAP teaching award went to him. As for being a great
colleague, we couldn’t be luckier! He makes great comments in our research
workshops. One of our tax instructors is also a retired PwC partner, and he
keeps us on our toes when it comes to new tax legislation and WSJ articles.
His sense of humor is great, and he handles the tax challenge team for our
department, as well as other student activities. Maybe the difference is
that we bring the retired partners on as full-time instructors, and they are
part of the team. I don’t know our part-time adjuncts so maybe the story is
different there.
Amy Dunbar
UConn
June 20, 2008 reply from Anders, Susan
[SANDERS@SBU.EDU]
We owe it to our students to be teaching them
current knowledge—especially in an applied field like accounting. With AQ
faculty, the assumption is that we will stay current through our research
activities. Staying current just from reading a textbook is not acceptable.
However, for my school, the AACSB is also expecting some “professional”
activities from AQ faculty, which makes sense to me. The AQ faculty in my
accounting dept. are engaging in professional activities anyway (for
example, Volunteer Income Tax Assistance and Students in Free
Enterprise—which are also service activities), in addition to publishing.
Our PQ faculty are also expected to stay
current—with a reverse emphasis from the AQs. Professional activities have
more emphasis, but we need some publication activity as well.
Faculty can be out of date and lousy teachers
whether they are AQ or PQ. PhD programs prepare us to engage in research,
not necessarily to teach. PQ faculty can learn to teach the same way that we
AQs do—trial and error.
I have noticed major shifts in the “culture” of
students every three or four years, so even if I was a good teacher four
years ago, I have to modify my approaches to fit the students in front of me
today, in addition to staying up with changes in technology, tax law, and
accounting pronouncements.
Hopefully, any new faculty that we hire at my
school are committed to being good teachers, whether they are AQ or PQ.
My colleagues at St. Bonaventure invested both
their time and confidence in me to help me become both a good teacher and an
active publisher. [Thank you Carol Fischer!!!] As members of academia, we
should be reaching out to new (and old) colleagues to provide mentoring in
both teaching and research.
Thank you.
Susan B. Anders, Ph.D., CPA
Professor of Accounting
St. Bonaventure University
School of Business
St. Bonaventure, NY 14778
Office: (716) 375-2063
Cell: (716) 378-7765
Fax: (716) 375-2191
e-mail: sanders@sbu.edu
June 20, 2008 reply from Dennis Beresford
[dberesfo@TERRY.UGA.EDU]
To pile on just a bit, I'd like to think that my
now eleven years at the University of Georgia have been reasonably
successful. It is certainly true that I received virtually no training to
teach and had to figure it out for myself over the years. In fact, I shudder
to think how hard I worked my first MAcc classes as compared to what I now
consider a challenging but reasonable workload.
Being able to share experiences from both the
auditing world and standard setting helps bring the issues to life for the
students, I believe. In thinking back many years, one of the best accounting
classes I had was taught by the partner in charge of the tax department of
Price Waterhouse in Los Angeles. Rather than the extremely dry Internal
Revenue Code that passed for a textbook at that time, he could tell us about
actual applications of the things we were learning. It probably helped that
he was also the person who handed out the Academy Awards and was very
personable.
My challenge is to avoid using too much class time
to tell war stories. Getting the right balance between the theoretical and
the practical is important for me, but I assume it is just as important for
all of you PhD trained instructors. And I also think it's important to not
rely on experiences that are too old as the world changes and some of those
observations about "how the real world works" (based on, for example, two
years in public accounting twenty years ago) are simply incorrect today. On
the other hand, having the opportunity to serve on three large corporate
boards and keeping involved with a number of professional activities on a
national basis allows me to share with the students many of the insights
that are behind the news in the Wall Street Journal and makes the accounting
standards and other things the students are learning more relevant.
This past semester one of my students complained
because he thought we had been spending too much time on fair value
accounting and international accounting convergence. He thought those topics
had little to do with what he had learned in other classes and probably
wouldn't be on the CPA exam. Fortunately, most of the other students
understood the benefit of getting in on the ground floor of some of the most
important developments in accounting in history.
My experiences are very unique and I give thanks
every day that I've had these opportunities. But I sincerely believe that
there are many other retired CPA firm partners and CFOs who would do a great
job in the classroom and bring other benefits to an accounting program. I've
even had some of my colleagues say that they appreciate it when I attend a
research workshop as my comments are both relevant and practical (at least a
few of them!).
By the way, my academic credentials ended with a
B.S.
Denny Beresford
June 20, 2008 reply from Bob Jensen
Hi Denny,
Your reply is wonderfully stated.
I might add that NASBA’s problems with building more and more IFRS into
the CPA examination are not trivial. For nearly a century, the CPA
examination has been based upon a lot of bright lines in U.S. GAAP. Bright
lines are especially preferred because it’s so much easier to distinguish
correct answers from incorrect answers. Much of the infrastructure of our
accounting education programs in terms of curricula and teachers is rooted
in US GAAP and especially the CPA examination.
Accounting education programs in the U.S. will have a very difficult time
changing infrastructure and most certainly do so at different rates of
change. Probably the best way to speed things up will be a quick
introduction of IFRS on the CPA examination. But there are tremendous
problems in making this transition. For example, something as fundamental as
a “derivative financial instrument” that’s become part and parcel to risk
management is defined differently in IAS 39 versus FAS 133. If the
underlying definitions differ, think of the problems that will arise in
changing curricula, textbooks, teaching notes, reading materials, and
teachers themselves!
Another problem will be to change the content of the examination in terms
of bright lines. Wrong versus right answers will have to become more
conceptualized since IFRS has so few bright lines. Perhaps this is a good
thing that will penalize the best memorizers. But it will be harder to
design exam questions and most certainly harder to grade them when there are
fewer definitive answers to accounting for transactions. A principles-based
CPA examination will probably be chaotic in the transitioning period.
What a great feeling to be retired from teaching at this stage of
turmoil. So why am I spending most of my time doing research in IAS 39
versus FAS 133?
Dahh!
Bob Jensen
June 20, 2008 reply from Jagdish Gangolly
[gangolly@CSC.ALBANY.EDU]
Teaching requires tremendous dedication and
discipline. On the other hand, a good teacher is one who makes the students
think.
My own experience is that doctorally qualified
faculty, because of their reward structure, very often do not show teaching
the same dedication they show for "research", whatever it means in the
accounting academia.
My experience is also that those who have never
experienced the professional world are often lacking, in spite of their
exalted status as PhDs, crucial skills is public speaking, leadership,
problem definition and solving, organisation skills and also often reduce
the rich professional landscape to a set of rote-learning exercises by
regurgitating what is in the books.
They also, often, do not give students sufficient
time in the class to think, and usually act like machines that spew
information. This of course precludes the students asking penetrating
questions for which the practice-challenged PhD faculty may not have
answers. The losers are the poor students.
On the other hand, my experience, as a faculty
member and recently as department chair, has been that the PQ faculty are
more often than not good in class, very organised, very dedicated, bring the
richness of the profession in the classroom, make the students think, make
the students write and take time to read them and help the students,
It is quite possible that our experience at Albany
is accidental, and our ability to get outstanding PQ faculty serendipitous.
Our PQ faculty are usually partners at
small/medium/regional accounting firms, CFOs and senior managers at large
corporations, partners at law firms. Most of them are CPAs, many are JDs and
LLMs.
I want to end with three famous quotes from
Rabindranath Tagore, a literature Nobel laureate and a poet, on education.
He refers to children, but are as applicable to adult education:
1. "The highest education is that which does not
merely give us information but makes our life in harmony with all existence.
But we find that this education of sympathy is not only systematically
ignored in schools, but it is severely repressed. From our very childhood
habits are formed and knowledge is imparted in such a manner that our life
is weaned away from nature and our mind and the world are set in opposition
from the beginning of our days. Thus the greatest of educations for which we
came prepared is neglected, and we are made to lose our world to find a
bagful of information instead. We rob the child of his earth to teach him
geography, of language to teach him grammar. His hunger is for the Epic, but
he is supplied with chronicles of facts and dates...Child-nature protests
against such calamity with all its power of suffering, subdued at last into
silence by punishment.
2. The child learns so easily because he has a
natural gift, but adults, because they are tyrants, ignore natural gifts and
say that children must learn through the same process that they learned by.
We insist upon forced mental feeding and our lessons become a form of
torture. This is one of man's most cruel and wasteful mistakes.
3. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It
makes the hand bleed that uses it.
Jagdish
June 20, 2008 reply from Bob Jensen
Hi Jagdish,
On the battlefield, probably the most important soldiers are the
sergeants who lead in the actual face-to-face operations.
I have the same feelings about full-time adjuncts and PQ faculty and view
them somewhat as our sergeants in the field. Of course there are some good
officers in the field as well.
But sergeants aren't admitted to the officer's clubs and cannot rise to
the highest-paying ranks. Is this the same for your adjuncts and PQ faculty?
When performance rewards, endowed chairs, travel budgets, and leaves of
absence are doled out, it's most likely the research faculty who get the
best deals unattainable by those with lesser commissions. I was on the
faculty of several universities, for example, where sabbatical leaves were
based upon research proposals and a research/publication record. A world
class teacher with sparse publications need not apply as a rule. I nominated
and failed in this regard to get one of my "teaching" sergeants a sabbatical
leave at Trinity University. He'd taught full time at Trinity for over 30
years and never had one sabbatical leave. Over the course of 40 years I
applied for and got a sabbatical leave on a regular basis even though I
think some of my "teaching" sergeants were more deserving. They just did not
have their publishing gold bars.
Very few accounting programs have high-paying endowed chairs that are
given to sergeants so to speak. The University of Georgia was given one such
chair where a research and publication record is not a criterion. The chair
by the way was funded by Herb Miller. This is, however, a rare endowed chair
in accounting "education" programs.
Bob Jensen
From The
Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on June 20, 2008
Honda Says Fuel-Cell Cars Face Hurdles
by Yoshio
Takahashi
The Wall Street Journal
Jun 17, 2008
Page: B4
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121364017994578203.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOPICS: Cost
Management, Managerial Accounting, Product strategy
SUMMARY: Honda
Motor. Co. "...obtained the world's first certification for
fuel-cell cars in the U.S. in 2002." Its president, Takeo Fukui,
"...said prices have to fall further for fuel-cell cars to reach
the mass market, even as the Japanese car maker unveiled the
latest generation of fuel-cell vehicle."
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: Management accounting and MBA course
instructors may use this article to discuss the impact of fixed
costs on pricing and product development. Most interestingly,
this article identifies interrelationships between lines of two
industries--automobile manufacturing and fueling stations--that
can be used to discuss strategic investments.
QUESTIONS:
1. (Introductory) What is the difference between a
fuel-cell automobile and hybrid automobiles?
2. (Introductory) Why is Honda developing these
fuel-cell vehicles if it can't yet mass-market them? What
factors are limiting the ability to mass market the vehicles?
3. (Advanced) Why are fixed production costs higher if
a car maker cannot mass produce the vehicle? In your answer,
define the terms "fixed costs" and "barriers to entry".
4. (Introductory) What variable production costs,
identified in the article, are at issue in this case? What
strategies can be undertaken to reduce those costs?
5. (Advanced) Suppose you are Honda's president. What
strategic choices in investment would you make to advance this
line of Honda's business?
6. (Advanced) Refer to your answer to question 4. What
types of investments might you make? How might a financing
entity be used to help make those strategic investments?
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
|
"Honda Says Fuel-Cell Cars Face Hurdles Prices
Have to Fall For Autos to Reach The Mass Market," by Yoshio Takahashi, The
Wall Street Journal, June 17, 2008; Page B4 ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121364017994578203.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOCHIGI, Japan -- Honda Motor Co. President Takeo
Fukui said prices have to fall further for fuel-cell cars to reach the mass
market, even as the Japanese car maker unveiled the latest generation of
fuel-cell vehicle.
Fuel-cell cars are considered the most promising
pollution-free vehicles, as they are powered through a chemical reaction
between hydrogen and oxygen, and emit only water as a byproduct.
But low-emission cars such as gasoline-electric
hybrids and diesel vehicles are more popular now. A lack of hydrogen service
stations, among other factors, is limiting demand for the cars, and
therefore car makers can't mass produce them, keeping production costs high.
Honda said Monday that it will begin leasing the
third generation of a fuel-cell model called FCX Clarity in the U.S. in
July. The company plans to lease the new zero-emission car in Japan this
autumn.
Mr. Fukui said the new fuel-cell car costs tens of
millions of yen, significantly less than the several hundred million yen it
cost to make previous models. The price would need to fall to below 10
million yen, or about $92,000, for fuel-cell cars to be a mass-market
product, he said.
"I think it wouldn't take 10 years" for his company
to slash the price of its fuel-cell car to this level, he said.
To cut the price, the company especially needs to
reduce the use of expensive precious metals and address the costliness of
the hydrogen fuel tank, he said.
Honda, Japan's second-biggest car maker by sales
volume, aims for combined lease sales of 200 vehicles of the latest
fuel-cell model for the U.S. and Japan within three years. The lease fee is
$600 a month in the U.S. The company hasn't disclosed the fee in Japan.
Honda, which obtained the world's first
certification for fuel-cell cars in the U.S. in 2002, is a leading maker of
such vehicles and has been competing in the development of the advanced car
with rivals such as Toyota Motor Corp. and General Motors Corp.
Bob Jensen's threads on accounting theory are
at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm
Especially note the module on accrual and estimation ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#AccrualAccounting
The Lure of an
Executive MBA Program in China
From The
Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on June 20, 2008
China Beckons for M.B.A. Trips
by Samar
Srivastava
The Wall Street Journal
Jun 17, 2008
Page: D7
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121364686908778517.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOPICS: Accounting
SUMMARY: David
Gannaway is a "44-year-old director of forensic accounting
at KPMG LLP" who holds an MBA from Fordham University. He
says that "the school's offering of a capstone trip to China
helped seal his decision" to enter the Executive M.B.A.
program there.
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: Career options for accountants beyond the
CPA and domestic borders can be discussed with this article
QUESTIONS:
1. (Introductory) In general, what career options
are available to accountants beyond the CPA and beyond
domestic borders? List all that you can.
2. (Advanced) What is a forensic accountant? Why do
you think the KPMG LLP director of forensic accounting
entered an MBA program?
3. (Introductory) What is the importance today of
international experience? Is it limited only to accountants
practicing in large firms?
4. (Advanced) Summarize, citing one or two themes,
students' reasoning for entering into programs with
international study available. Are those reasons necessarily
the same as the benefits students identify after completing
the programs?
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
|
"China Beckons for M.B.A. Trips Tours Offer
Chance To Make Contacts, Learn Lay of Land," by Samar Srivastava, The Wall
Street Journal, June 17, 2008 ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121364686908778517.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
When David Gannaway was looking for an executive
M.B.A. program, he wasn't interested only in a school's reputation. The
44-year-old director of forensic accounting at KPMG LLP wanted details on
the schools' destination for E.M.B.A. international-study trips.
International trips have been a staple feature of
E.M.B.A. programs -- fast-track M.B.A. programs typically held every other
weekend and geared toward managers with several years of experience -- for
the past two decades. These trips, which typically span two weeks, are
designed to give students a broader understanding of global business.
Over the years, Argentina, Hungary, Russia and
Singapore had dotted the trip lists. Now, E.M.B.A. candidates are
increasingly demanding to go to China, as more managers -- and prospective
E.M.B.A. students -- say they see themselves doing business there. Some say
they are able to use the trips to suggest changes in the ways their
companies do business in China.
Ahead of India
In 2007, 49% of such trips were to China, according
to the Executive MBA Council, an industry association. In distant second
place: India, with 11% of study trips outside the U.S.
The impetus for growth goes to the heart of the
challenges of a global economy. Managers and executives regularly complain
about the difficulty they have in understanding China. They cite a vastly
different culture, a language that doesn't use the Roman alphabet and a
different socioeconomic structure from the West's. And, executives say,
getting to know China and its business climate is now critical to a career.
Mr. Gannaway, who graduated last month from Fordham
University, says the school's offering of a capstone trip to China helped
seal his decision.
School administrators say they hear that a lot. It
"is one of the first questions the students ask," says Jaki Sitterle,
managing director of executive programs at New York University's Stern
School of Business. Two years ago, when the University of Arizona's Eller
College of Management proposed an international trip to South Africa, its
administrators were compelled to go to China after students complained.
Continued in article
Bob Jensen's threads on careers are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bookbob1.htm#careers
EIR Method
Controversies
This is a rather
strong position taken by Deloitte (and Webmaster Paul Pacter) on IASPlus on June
17, 2008 ---
http://www.iasplus.com/index.htm
June 17, 2008: We
disagree with IFRIC's draft decision on effective interest rate
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In a letter to IFRIC, Deloitte Touche
Tohmatsu disagree with the IFRIC's tentative decision not to take
onto the IFRIC's agenda a request for an interpretation on the
application of the effective interest rate (EIR) method. Click for
our
Letter to IFRIC
(PDF 136k). Here is an excerpt: |
In summary, we believe the
tentative agenda decision wording does not provide sufficient
clarity and that additional interpretive guidance is needed. We
believe there are three important interpretative issues that need to
be addressed:
- (i) how to apply the effective
interest rate to debt instruments with a market-based reset;
- (ii) when should an entity apply AG7
compared to AG8; and
- (iii) for inflation linked debt, is it
possible to analogise with IAS 29 in the case when an entity is
not applying that standard.
The application of the EIR is critical in
determining the balance sheet carrying amount and the impact on
profit or loss for debt instruments held at amortised cost, as well
as the income recognition for those debt instruments classified as
available-for-sale. The EIR has widespread application for both
vanilla and complex debt instruments, yet the standard is not clear
as to how the EIR method applies for instruments with variable cash
flows. |
Our past comment letters to IASB, IFRIC, IASC, and SIC
are
Here.
Bob Jensen's threads on valuation are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/roi.htm
June 14, 2008
agemda on EITF issues, IASPlus ---
http://www.iasplus.com/index.htm
This EITF Snapshot covers six issues
discussed by the EITF at the meeting:
- Issue 07-5 Determining Whether an Instrument
(or an Embedded Feature) Is Indexed to an
Entity's Own Stock – consensus reached
- Issue 08-1 Revenue Recognition for a Single
Unit of Accounting – no decision reached
- Issue 08-2 Lessor Revenue Recognition for
Maintenance Services – recommended for removal
from the EITF's agenda.
- Issue 08-3 Accounting by Lessees for
Maintenance Deposits Under Lease Arrangements –
consensus reached
- Issue 08-4 Transition Guidance for
Conforming Changes to Issue No. 98-5 – consensus
reached
- Issue 08-5 Issuer's Accounting for
Liabilities Measured at Fair Value With a
Third-Party Guarantee – consensus for exposure
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EITF documents
and announcements are available at
http://www.fasb.org/eitf/agenda.shtml
Many accounting
educators teach FAS 123(R) stock option valuation using Black-Scholes
calculators. These are easy to use, but unfortunately the Black-Scholes Model is
not a very good way to value employee stock options.
Now I've discovered an update
article to my threads on FAS 123(R) ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory/sfas123/jensen01.htm
"Valuing Options While Running
the Compliance Guantlet, Part I of II" by Edward E. Pratesi,, Two Step
Software, March 15, 2008, 2008 ---
http://www.twostep.com/assets/documents/papers_articles/Soft_Letter_Compliance_Gauntlet.pdf
Things to Consider When Valuing Options
"How to “Excel” at
Options Valuation," by Charles P. Baril, Luis Betancourt, and
John W. Briggs, Journal of Accountancy, December 2005 ---
http://www.aicpa.org/pubs/jofa/dec2005/baril.htm
This is one of the best articles for accounting
educators on issues of option valuation!
Research shows that
employees value options at a small fraction of their Black-Scholes
value, because of the possibility that they will vest underwater. ---
http://www.cfo.com/article.cfm/3014835
"Toting Up Stock
Options," by Frederick Rose, Stanford Business, November 2004,
pp. 21 ---
http://www.gsb.stanford.edu/news/bmag/sbsm0411/feature_stockoptions.shtml
How to value
stock options in divorce proceedings ---
http://www.optionanimation.com/MarlowHowToValueStockOptionsInDivorce.htm
How the courts
value stock options ---
http://www.divorcesource.com/research/edj/employee/96oct109.shtml
Search for the
term options at
http://www.financeprofessor.com/summaries/shortsummaries/FinanceProfessor_Corporate_Summaries.html
"Guidance on fair
value measurements under FAS 123(R)," IAS Plus, May 8, 2006 ---
http://www.iasplus.com/index.htm
Deloitte &
Touche (USA) has updated its book of guidance on FASB Statement No.
123(R) Share-Based Payment:
A Roadmap to Applying the Fair Value Guidance to Share-Based Payment
Awards (PDF 2220k). This second edition
reflects all authoritative guidance on FAS 123(R) issued as of 28 April
2006. It includes over 60 new questions and answers, particularly in the
areas of earnings per share, income tax accounting, and liability
classification. Our interpretations incorporate the views in SEC Staff
Accounting Bulletin Topic 14 "Share-Based Payment" (SAB 107), as well as
subsequent clarifications of EITF Topic No. D-98 "Classification and
Measurement of Redeemable Securities" (dealing with mezzanine equity
treatment). The publication contains other resource materials, including
a GAAP accounting and disclosure checklist. Note that while FAS 123 is
similar to
IFRS 2 Share-based Payment, there are
some measurement differences that are
Described Here.
Bob Jensen's
threads on employee stock options are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory/sfas123/jensen01.htm
Bob Jensen's
threads on fair value accounting are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen//theory/00overview/theory01.htm#FairValue
Bob Jensen's
threads on valuation are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/roi.htm
"Options and the Deferred Tax Bite: Just when you thought it couldn’t get any
more complicated," by Nancy Nichols and Luis Betancourt, Journal of Accountancy,
March 2006 ---
http://www.aicpa.org/pubs/jofa/mar2006/nichols.htm
Now I've discovered an update
article to my threads on FAS 123(R) ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory/sfas123/jensen01.htm
"Valuing Options While Running
the Compliance Guantlet, Part I of II" by Edward E. Pratesi,, Two Step
Software, March 15, 2008, 2008 ---
http://www.twostep.com/assets/documents/papers_articles/Soft_Letter_Compliance_Gauntlet.pdf
Damocles sword
waiting to fall: The next big financial crisis!
CDS = Credit Default Swap (or is the Credit Default Sword?)
"Hedge Funds in Swaps Face Peril With Rising Junk Bond Defaults," by David
Evans, Bloomberg, May 20, 2008 ---
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aCFGw7GYxY14&refer=home
Backshall and his clients aren't the only ones
spooked by the prospect of a CDS catastrophe. Billionaire investor George
Soros says a chain reaction of failures in the swaps market could trigger
the next global financial crisis.
CDSs, which were devised by J.P. Morgan & Co.
bankers in the early 1990s to hedge their loan risks, now constitute a
sprawling, rapidly growing market that includes contracts protecting $62
trillion in debt.
The market is unregulated, and there are no public
records showing whether sellers have the assets to pay out if a bond
defaults. This so-called counterparty risk is a ticking time bomb.
``It is a Damocles sword waiting to fall,'' says
Soros, 77, whose new book is called ``The New Paradigm for Financial
Markets: The Credit Crisis of 2008 and What It Means'' (PublicAffairs).
``To allow a market of that size to develop without
regulatory supervision is really unacceptable,'' Soros says.
`Lumpy Exposures'
The Fed bailout of Bear Stearns on March 17 was
motivated, in part, by a desire to keep that sword from falling, says Joseph
Mason, a former U.S. Treasury Department economist who's now chair of the
banking department at Louisiana State University's E.J. Ourso College of
Business.
The Fed was concerned that banks might not have the
money to pay CDS counterparties if there were large debt defaults, Mason
says.
``The Fed's fear was that they didn't adequately
monitor counterparty risk in credit-default swaps -- so they had no idea of
where to lend nor where significant lumpy exposures may lie,'' he says.
Those counterparties include none other than
JPMorgan itself, the largest seller and buyer of CDSs known to the Office of
the Comptroller of the Currency, or OCC.
The Fed negotiated the deal to bail out Bear
Stearns by allowing JPMorgan to buy it for $10 a share. The Fed pledged $29
billion to JPMorgan to cover any Bear debts.
`Cast Doubt'
``The sudden failure of Bear Stearns likely would
have led to a chaotic unwinding of positions in those markets,'' Fed
Chairman Ben S. Bernanke told Congress on April 2. ``It could also have cast
doubt on the financial positions of some of Bear Stearns's thousands of
counterparties.''
The Fed was worried about the biggest players in
the CDS market, Mason says. ``It was a JPMorgan bailout, not a bailout of
Bear,'' he says.
JPMorgan spokesman Brian Marchiony declined to
comment for this article.
Credit-default swaps are derivatives, meaning
they're financial contracts that don't contain any actual assets. Their
value is based on the worth of underlying loans and bonds. Swaps are similar
to insurance policies -- with two key differences.
Unlike with traditional insurance, no agency
monitors the seller of a swap contract to be certain it has the money to
cover debt defaults. In addition, swap buyers don't need to actually own the
asset they want to protect.
It's as if many investors could buy insurance on
the same multimillion-dollar home they didn't own and then collect on its
full value if the house burned down.
Bigger Than NYSE
When traders buy swap protection, they're
speculating a loan or bond will fail; when they sell swaps, they're betting
that a borrower's ability to pay will improve.
The market, which has doubled in size every year
since 2000 and is larger in dollar value than the New York Stock Exchange,
is controlled by banks like JPMorgan, which act as dealers for buyers and
sellers. Swap prices and trade volume aren't publicly posted, so investors
have to rely on bids and offers by banks.
Most of the traders are banks; hedge funds, which
are mostly private pools of capital whose managers participate substantially
in the profits from their speculation on whether the price of assets will
rise or fall; and insurance companies. Mutual and pension funds also buy and
sell the swaps.
Proponents of CDSs say the devices have been
successful because they allow banks to spread the risk of default and enable
hedge funds to efficiently speculate on the creditworthiness of companies.
`Seeing the Logic'
The market has grown so large so fast because swaps
are often based on an index that includes the debt of scores of companies,
says Robert Pickel, chief executive officer of the International Swaps and
Derivatives Association.
``Whether you're a hedge fund, bank or some other
user, you're increasingly seeing the logic of using these instruments,''
Pickel says, adding he doesn't worry about counterparty risk because banks
carefully monitor the strength of investors. ``There have been a very
limited number of disputes. The parties understand these products and know
how to use them.''
Banks are the largest buyers and sellers of CDSs.
New York- based JPMorgan trades the most, with swaps betting on future
credit quality of $7.9 trillion in debt, according to the OCC. Citigroup
Inc., also in New York, is second, with $3.2 trillion in CDSs.
Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and Morgan Stanley, two
New York- based firms whose swap trading isn't tracked by the OCC because
they're not commercial banks, are the largest swap counterparties, according
to New York-based Fitch Ratings, which doesn't provide dollar amounts.
Untested Until Now
The credit-default-swap market has been untested
until now because there's been a steady decline in global default rates in
high-yield debt since 2002. The default rate in January 2002, when the swap
market was valued at $1.5 trillion, was 10.7 percent, according to Moody's
Investors Service.
Since then, defaults globally have dropped to 1.5
percent, as of March. The rating companies say the tide is turning on
defaults.
Fitch Ratings reported in July 2007 that 40 percent
of CDS protection sold worldwide is on companies or securities that are
rated below investment grade, up from 8 percent in 2002. On May 7, Moody's
wrote that as the economy weakened, high-yield-debt defaults by companies
worldwide would increase fourfold in one year to 6.1 percent by April 2009.
The pressure is building. On May 5, for example,
Tropicana Entertainment LLC filed for bankruptcy after the casino owner
defaulted on $1.32 billion in debt.
`Complicate the Crisis'
A surge in corporate defaults may leave swap buyers
scrambling, many unsuccessfully, to collect hundreds of billions of dollars
from their counterparties, says Satyajit Das, a former Citigroup derivatives
trader and author of ``Credit Derivatives: CDOs & Structured Credit
Products'' (Wiley Finance, 2005).
``This is going to complicate the financial
crisis,'' Das says. He expects numerous disputes and lawsuits, as protection
buyers battle sellers over the technical definition of default - - this
requires proving which bond or loan holders weren't paid -- and the amount
of payments due.
``It's going to become extremely messy,'' he says.
``I'm really scared this is going to freeze up the financial system.''
Andrea Cicione, a London-based senior credit
strategist at BNP Paribas SA, has researched counterparty risk and says it's
only a matter of time before the sword begins falling. He says the crisis
will likely start with hedge funds that will be unable to pay banks for
contracts tied to at least $35 billion in defaults.
$150 Billion Loss Estimate
``That's a very conservative estimate,'' he says,
adding that his study finds that losses resulting from hedge funds that
can't pay their counterparties for defaults could exceed $150 billion.
Hedge funds have sold 31 percent of all CDS
protection, according to a February 2007 report by Charlotte, North
Carolina-based Bank of America Corp.
Cicione says banks will try to pre-empt this
default disaster by demanding hedge funds put up more collateral for
potential losses. That may not work, he says. Many of the funds won't have
the cash to meet the banks' requests, he says.
Sellers of protection aren't required by law to set
aside reserves in the CDS market. While banks ask protection sellers to put
up some money when making the trade, there are no industry standards,
Cicione says.
JPMorgan, in its annual report released in
February, said it held $22 billion of credit swap counterparty risk not
protected by collateral as of Dec. 31.
`A Major Risk'
``I think there's a major risk of counterparty
default from hedge funds,'' Cicione says. ``It's inconceivable that the Fed
or any central bank will bail out the hedge funds. If you have a systemic
crisis in the hedge fund industry, then of course their banks will take the
hit.''
The Joint Forum of the Basel Committee on Banking
Supervision, an international group of banking, insurance and securities
regulators, wrote in April that the trillions of dollars in swaps traded by
hedge funds pose a threat to financial markets around the world.
``It is difficult to develop a clear picture of
which institutions are the ultimate holders of some of the credit risk
transferred,'' the report said. ``It can be difficult even to quantify the
amount of risk that has been transferred.''
Counterparty risk can become complicated in a
hurry, Das says. In a typical CDS deal, a hedge fund will sell protection to
a bank, which will then resell the same protection to another bank, and such
dealing will continue, sometimes in a circle, Das says.
`Daisy Chain Vortex'
The original purpose of swaps -- to spread a bank's
loan risk among a large group of companies -- may be circumvented, he says.
``It creates a huge concentration of risk,'' Das
says. ``The risk keeps spinning around and around in this daisy chain like a
vortex. There are only six to 10 dealers who sit in the middle of all this.
I don't think the regulators have the information that they need to work
that out.''
And traders, even the banks that serve as dealers,
don't always know exactly what is covered by a credit-default-swap contract.
There are numerous types of CDSs, some far more complex than others.
More than half of all CDSs cover indexes of
companies and debt securities, such as asset-backed securities, the Basel
committee says. The rest include coverage of a single company's debt or
collateralized debt obligations.
A CDO is an opaque bundle of debt that can be
filled with junk bonds, auto loans, credit card liabilities and home
mortgages, including subprime debt. Some swaps are made up of even murkier
bank inventions -- so-called synthetic CDOs, which are packages of
credit-default swaps.
AIG $9.1 Billion Writedown
On May 8, American International Group Inc. wrote
down $9.1 billion on the value of its CDS holdings. The world's largest
insurer by assets sold credit protection on CDOs that declined in value. In
2007, New York-based AIG reported $11.5 billion in writedowns on CDO credit
default swaps.
Michael Greenberger, director of trading and
markets at the Commodity Futures Trading Commission from 1997 to 1999, says
the Fed is fully aware of the risk banks and the global economy face if CDS
holders can't cover their losses.
``Oh, absolutely, there's no doubt about it,'' says
Greenberger, who's now a professor at the University of Maryland School of
Law in Baltimore. He says swaps were very much on the Fed's mind when Bear
Stearns started sliding toward bankruptcy.
``People who were relying on Bear for their own
solvency would've started defaulting,'' he says. ``That would've triggered a
series of counterparty failures. It was a house of cards.''
Risk Nightmare
It's concerns about that house of cards that have
kept Backshall, the California fund adviser, up at night. His worries about
a nightmare scenario started in early March. The details of what happened
are still fresh in his mind.
It's Monday, March 10, and the market is rife with
rumors that Bear Stearns will run out of cash. Some of Backshall's clients
have pulled their accounts from Bear; others are considering leaving the
bank. Backshall's clients are exposed to Bear in multiple ways: They keep
their cash and other accounts at the firm, and they use the bank as their
broker for trades. Backshall advises them to spread their assets among
various banks.
That same day, Bear CEO Alan Schwartz says
publicly, ``There is absolutely no truth to the rumors of liquidity
problems.''
Backshall's clients are suspicious. They see other
hedge funds pulling their accounts from Bear. In the afternoon after
Schwartz's remarks, the cost of protection soars past 600 basis points from
450 before Schwartz's statement.
CEO Didn't Calm Fears
Swaps are priced in basis points, or hundredths of
a percentage point. At 600 basis points, a trader would pay $6,000 a year to
insure $100,000 of Bear Stearns bonds.
``I don't think his comments did anything to calm
fears,'' Backshall says.
The next day, March 11, Securities and Exchange
Commission Chairman Christopher Cox says his agency is monitoring Bear
Stearns and other securities firms.
``We have a good deal of comfort about the capital
cushions at these firms at the moment,'' he says.
Cox's comments are overshadowed by rumors that
European financial firms had stopped doing fixed-income trades with Bear,
Backshall says.
``Nobody has a clue what's going on,'' he says.
Bear swap costs are gyrating between 540 and 665.
For most investors, just getting default-swap
prices is a chore. Unlike stock prices, which are readily available because
they trade on a public exchange, swap prices are hard to find. Traders
looking up prices on the Internet or on private trading systems see
information that is hours or days old.
`Terribly Primitive'
Banks send hedge funds, insurance companies and
other institutional investors e-mails throughout the day with bid and offer
prices, Backshall says. For many investors, this system is a headache.
To find the price of a swap on Ford Motor Co. debt,
for example, even sophisticated investors might have to search through all
of their daily e-mails, he says.
``It's terribly primitive,'' Backshall says. ``The
only way you and I could get a level of prices is searching for Ford in our
inbox. This is no joke.''
In the past three years, at least two companies
have developed software programs that automatically parse an investor's
incoming messages, yank out CDS prices and build them into real-time price
displays.
The charts show the highest bids and lowest
offering prices for hundreds of swaps. Backshall tracks prices he gets from
banks using the new software.
`It's Very Hard'
Backshall has been talking with hedge fund managers
in New York all week.
``We'd quite frankly been warning them and giving
them advice on how to hedge,'' he says of the Bear Stearns crisis and banks
overall. ``It's very hard to hedge the counterparty risk. These institutions
are thinly capitalized in the best of times.''
The night of Thursday, March 13, Backshall can't
sleep. He lies awake worrying about Bear and counterparty risk. The next
morning, he arrives at work at 5 a.m., two and a half hours before sunrise.
Through the window of his ninth-floor corner
office, he takes a moment to watch the distant flickers of light in the
rolling foothills of Mount Diablo. Across the street, he sees the still-dark
Walnut Creek train station, about 30 miles (48 kilometers) east of San
Francisco.
Backshall, wearing jeans and a blue, button-down
shirt, sits at his desk, staring at a pair of the 27-inch (68.6- centimeter)
monitors that display swap costs. CDS prices jumped by more than 10-fold in
just a year. The numbers show rising fear, he says.
Until early in 2007, the typical price of a
credit-default swap tied to the debt of an investment bank like Merrill
Lynch & Co., Bear Stearns or Morgan Stanley was 25 basis points.
`Unknowns Are Out There'
If a swap buyer wanted to protect $10 million of
assets in the event of a company default, the contract would cost about 0.25
percent of $10 million, or $25,000 a year for a five-year protection
contract.
Backshall's screens tell him the cost of buying
protection on Bear Stearns debt in the past 24 hours has been moving in a
range between 680 and 755 basis points.
``The unknowns are out there,'' Backshall says.
He advises his clients not to buy CDS protection on
Bear because the price is too high and the time is wrong. It's too late to
buy swaps now, he says.
At 9:13 Friday morning in New York, JPMorgan
announces it will loan money to Bear using funds provided by the Federal
Reserve. The JPMorgan statement doesn't say how much it will lend; it says
it will ``provide secured funding to Bear Stearns, as necessary.''
`Significantly Deteriorated'
Bear CEO Schwartz says his firm's liquidity has
``significantly deteriorated'' during the past 24 hours. Protection quotes
drop immediately into the low 500s, as some dealers think a rescue has
begun.
That doesn't last long.
``Very quickly, the trading action is swinging
violently wider,'' Backshall says. Bear's swap cost jumps to 850 basis
points that afternoon, his screen shows. ``When fear gets hold, fundamental
analysis goes out the window,'' he says.
In the calmest of times, making reasoned decisions
about swap prices is a challenge. Now, it's impossible. Traders don't have
access to any company data more recent than Bear's February annual report.
Sharp-eyed investors looking through that filing might have spotted a
paragraph that's strangely prescient.
``As a result of the global credit crises and the
increasingly large numbers of credit defaults, there is a risk that
counterparties could fail, shut down, file for bankruptcy or be unable to
pay out contracts,'' Bear wrote.
`Material Adverse Effect'
``The failure of a significant number of
counterparties or a counterparty that holds a significant amount of
credit-default swaps could have a material adverse effect on the broader
financial markets,'' the bank wrote.
Even after JPMorgan's Friday morning announcement,
the market is alive with rumors. Backshall's clients tell him they've heard
some investment banks have stopped accepting trades with Bear Stearns and
some money market funds have reduced their short-term holdings of
Bear-issued debt.
On Sunday, March 16, the Federal Reserve
effectively lifts the sellers of Bear Stearns protection out of their
misery. JPMorgan agrees to buy Bear for $2 a share.
While that's devastating news for Bear shareholders
-- the stock had traded at $62.30 just a week earlier -- it's the best news
imaginable for owners of Bear debt. That's because JPMorgan agreed to cover
Bear's liabilities, with the Fed pledging $29 billion to cover Bear's loan
obligations.
Turned to Dust
For traders who sold protection on Bear's debt, the
bailout is a godsend. Faced with the prospect of having to hand over untold
millions to their counterparties just three days earlier, they now have to
pay out nothing.
For traders who bought protection swaps just a few
days earlier -- when prices were in the 600s to 800s -- the Fed bailout is
crushing. Their investments have turned to dust.
On Monday morning, the cost of default protection
on Bear plunges to 280. Backshall sits back in his chair and for the first
time in two weeks, he can breathe easier.
``No wonder I look so tired all the time,'' he
says, finally showing a bit of a smile.
When it bailed out Bear Stearns, the Federal
Reserve effectively deputized JPMorgan to monitor the credit-default- swap
market, says Edward Kane, a finance professor at Boston College. Because
regulators don't know where the risks lie, they're helpless, Kane says.
Default swaps shift the risk from a company's
credit to the possibility that a counterparty might fail, says Kane, who's a
senior fellow at the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation's Center for
financial Research.
`Off Balance Sheet'
``You've really disguised traditional credit risk,
pushed it off balance sheet to its counterparties,'' Kane says. ``And this
is not visible to the regulators.''
BNP analyst Cicione says regulators will be
hard-pressed to prevent the next potential breakdown in the swaps market.
``Apart from JPMorgan, there aren't many other
banks out there capable of doing this,'' he says. ``That's what's worrying
us. If there were to be more Bear Stearnses, who would step in and give a
helping hand? You can't expect the Fed to run a broker, so someone has to
take on assets and obligations.''
Banks have a vested interest in keeping the swaps
market opaque, says Das, the former Citigroup banker. As dealers, the banks
see a high volume of transactions, giving them an edge over other buyers and
sellers.
``Dealers get higher profitability through lack of
transparency,'' Das says. ``Since customers don't necessarily know where the
market is, you can charge them much wider margins.''
Banks Try to Hedge
Banks try to balance the protection they've sold
with credit-default swaps they purchase from others, either on the same
companies or indexes. They can also create synthetic CDOs, which are
packages of credit-default swaps the banks sell to investors to get
themselves protection.
The idea for the banks is to make a profit on each
trade and avoid taking on the swap's risk.
``Dealers are just like bookies,'' Kane says.
``Bookies don't want to bet on games. Bookies just want to balance their
books. That's why they're called bookies.''
The banks played the role of dealers in the CDO
market as well, and the breakdown in that market holds lessons for what
could go wrong with CDSs. The CDO market zoomed to $500 billion in sales in
2006, up fivefold from 2001.
Banks found a hungry market for CDOs because they
offered returns that were sometimes 2-3 percentage points higher than
corporate bonds with the same credit rating.
CDO Market Dried Up
By the middle of 2007, mortgage defaults in the
U.S. began reaching record highs each month. Banks and other companies
realized they were holding hundreds of billions in toxic debt. By August
2007, no one would buy CDOs. That newly devised debt market dried up in a
matter of months.
In the past year, banks have written off $323
billion from debt, mostly from investments they created.
Now, if corporate defaults increase, as Moody's
predicts, another market recently invented by banks -- credit-default swaps
-- could come unstuck. Arturo Cifuentes, managing director of R.W.
Pressprich & Co., a New York firm that trades derivatives, says he expects a
rash of counterparty failures resulting in losses and lawsuits.
``There's a high probability that many people who
bought swap protection will wind up in court trying to get their payouts,''
he says. ``If things are collapsing left and right, people will use any
trick they can.''
Frank Partnoy, a former derivatives trader and now
a securities law professor at the University of San Diego School of Law,
says it's high time for the market to let in some sunshine.
Continued in article
From The Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on June 13,
2008
SEC, Justice Scrutinize AIG on Swaps Accounting
by Amir Efrati
and Liam Pleven
The Wall Street Journal
Jun 06, 2008
Page: C1
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121271786552550939.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOPICS: Advanced
Financial Accounting, Auditing, Derivatives, Fair Value
Accounting, Internal Controls, Mark-to-Market Accounting
SUMMARY: The
SEC "...is investigating whether insure American International
Group Inc. overstated the value of contracts linked to subprime
mortgages....At issue is the way the company valued credit
default swaps, which are contracts that insure against default
of securities, including those backed by subprime mortgages. In
February, AIG said its auditor had found a 'material weakness'
in its accounting. Largely on swap-related write-downs...AIG has
recorded the two largest quarterly losses in its history."
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: Financial reporting for derivatives is at issue
in the article; related auditing issues of material weakness in
accounting for these contracts also is covered in the main
article and the related one.
QUESTIONS:
1. (Introductory) What are collateralized debt
obligations (CDOs)?
2. (Advanced) What are credit default swaps? How are
these contracts related to CDOs?
3. (Advanced) Summarize steps in establishing fair
values of CDOs and credit default swaps.
4. (Introductory) What is a material weakness in
internal control? Does reporting write-downs of such losses as
AIG has shown necessarily indicate that a material weakness in
internal control over financial reporting has occurred? Support
your answer.
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
RELATED
ARTICLES:
AIG Posts Record Loss, As Crisis Continues Taking Toll
by Liam Pleven
May 09, 2008
Page: A1
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"SEC, Justice Scrutinize AIG on Swaps
Accounting," by Amir Efrati and Liam Pleven, The Wall Street Journal,
June 6, 2008; Page C1 ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121271786552550939.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
The Securities and Exchange Commission is
investigating whether insurer American International Group Inc. overstated
the value of contracts linked to subprime mortgages, according to people
familiar with the matter.
Criminal prosecutors from the Justice Department in
Washington and the department's U.S. attorney's office in Brooklyn, New
York, have told the SEC they want information the agency is gathering in its
AIG investigation, these people said. That means a criminal investigation
could follow.
In 2006, AIG, the world's largest insurer, paid
$1.6 billion to settle an accounting case. Its stock has been battered
because of losses linked to the mortgage market. The earlier probe led to
the departure of Chief Executive Officer Maurice R. "Hank" Greenberg.
Officials for AIG, the SEC, the Justice Department
and the U.S. attorney's office declined to comment on the new probe. A
spokesman for AIG said the company will continue to cooperate in regulatory
and governmental reviews on all matters.
At issue is the way the company valued credit
default swaps, which are contracts that insure against default of
securities, including those backed by subprime mortgages. In February, AIG
said its auditor had found a "material weakness" in its accounting.
Largely on swap-related write-downs, which topped
$20 billion through the first quarter, AIG has recorded the two largest
quarterly losses in its history. That has turned up the heat on management,
including CEO Martin Sullivan.
AIG sold credit default swaps to holders of
investments called collateralized-debt obligations, or CDOs, backed in part
by subprime mortgages. The buyers were protecting their investments in the
event of default on the underlying debt. In question is how the CDOs were
valued, which drives both the value of the credit default swaps and the
amount of collateral AIG must "post," or essentially hand over, to the buyer
of the swap to offset the buyer's credit risk.
AIG posted $9.7 billion in collateral related to
its swaps, as of April 30, up from $5.3 billion about two months earlier.
Law Blog: Difficulties in Valuation 'Best Defense'
Bob Jensen's timeline of derivative
financial instruments scandals and new accounting rules ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudRotten.htm
Bob Jensen's threads on credit derivatives (scroll down) ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/acct5341/speakers/133glosf.htm#C-Terms
"De-Departmentalizing the B-School," by James Heggen, Inside Higher
Ed, June 2, 2008 ---
http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2008/06/02/villanova
Today, you need to know a little bit of everything,
But Villanova University’s undergraduate business school curriculum,
starting this fall, is designed on the theory that you don’t need an
individual course in everything.
James Danko, Villanova’s business dean, said the
“fundamental root” of the new curriculum is to have a multidisciplinary
perspective. Several courses that used to be taught stand alone will be
integrated into one course. For example, the introductory courses in finance
and in accounting, which used to be two separate courses, will become one.
The new course, financial management and reporting, will be six credits and
taught by two instructors.
Walter Tymon, associate professor of management,
explained another new course, in business dynamics, will also be taught over
two semesters. It was created by a team of professors from accounting,
business law, finance, information systems, management and marketing.
Faculty members from these areas will each teach a section. The first
semester will focus on giving students a “context for studying business.”
Questions the course will cover include: “What is business and how does a
business create value? Who are the various stakeholders in a business and
how do they, and should they, influence decision-making? How has business
evolved, and what are the important issues associated with the global
business environment, ethics, leadership, teams, communication, motivation,
and the structure and culture of companies.”
The second semester will focus on concepts from
“each functional area of business with an emphasis on integration and how
each discipline is part of a total system to achieve a business mission.”
Building on the growing trend of colleges requiring
new students to read a common book before they enroll, Villanova is having
its new business majors read Pour Your Heart into It: How Starbucks Built a
Company One Cup at a Time, over the summer prior to beginning the course.
Students will discuss the book in the business dynamics course, and in small
groups led by business executives who graduated from Villanova’s Executive
M.B.A. program.
“That’s going to be taught from a broader
perspective,” Danko said.
Also, instead of having separate courses about
skills such as communication or technology, Danko said there will be an
emphasis in these skills being taught throughout the curriculum.
The changes came about in attempt to respond to the
current business world, Danko said. The current curriculum has not had a
significant overhaul since the 1950s and is based on an economic model that
is no longer applicable into today’s world, he said.
Tymon, who was on the faculty committee that looked
at curriculum revision, said that one of the factors that led to the change
was “the fact that we do have a global economy.” He also mentioned students
need to be able to see the “big picture” and the intent behind it, which
means they need to have knowledge across the disciplines of business.
“Students really need to be able to integrate across functions,” he said.
Danko said 85 percent of the faculty voted in favor
of the proposed changes.
John J. Fernandes, president and chief executive
officer of AACSB International: The Association to Advance Collegiate
Schools of Business, said an integrative curriculum like the one Villanova
will be using is increasingly common.
“It’s definitely the wave of the future to build an
integrated curriculum,” he said.
In addition to the new curriculum, there have also
been changes in how the faculty and departments have been structured. When
Danko became dean three years ago, he proposed a new organization, which
included compressing some departments and opening new ones. Operations
management was merged with management and strategy. The economics department
became economics and statistics. Accounting and management information
merged to make accounting and information systems. In addition, Danko said
he made “trial departments” called strategic initiative groups. Professors
were offered the chance to take a “leave of absence” from their own
department to join these groups. Some of these groups have focused on course
development while others have focused on research. He said he encouraged the
faculty to work in a “multidisciplinary way.” This faculty reorganization
became a precursor to the change in curriculum.
Although most business schools don’t follow this
model, Fernandes said he thinks that will change in the future because the
traditional model is not sustainable, and more business schools will rethink
structures.
“They’re going to have to, personally I think they
should, but they’re going to have to,” he said.
Johns Hopkins School of Business is going even
further than Villanova in its approach to faculty organization. The school,
which only opened in 2007, will have no departments, beginning July of this
year, said Yash Gupta, the dean. All professors will be encouraged to be
part of multidisciplinary centers for research. But Gupta said that
departments aren’t needed.
“Business decisions are integrative,” he said.
Jensen Comment
Whatever will become of those "schools of accountancy" that, on paper at least,
spun away from their umbrella college of business.
Like most everything else, much depends upon the curriculum as opposed to
structure. For example, in Texas the curriculum just has to have specific and
somewhat traditional and definitely rigorous modules in accounting studies if
graduates are to be allowed to sit for the CPA examination, and all those
modules just cannot be fit into the fifth year of study. I can't imagine that
most business undergraduate business programs will forget about the CPA
examination constraints on curriculum. Most of the proposed change is in the
first year or two and is actually in conformance with the recommendation of the
Accounting Education Change Commission.
The biggest impact may be on the basic accounting textbook market where
either the books will have to change or the courses will drop those traditional
accounting textbooks. My guess is that publishers will adapt if this trend
continues.
June 2, 2008 reply from David Fordham, James Madison University
[fordhadr@JMU.EDU]
Bob, this isn't a new concept. Almost ten years
ago, James Madison University eliminated the five separate business core
courses (junior level Marketing, Management, Operations, Finance, and
Organizational Behavior, and consolidated them into one single course, team
taught, with large section meetings one day a week, and small group meetings
with the professors one day a week, all day long, with scheduled group work,
group meetings, etc. two days per week. Because of the synergy, it is a
twelve-credit course, with one number (COB 300), and stresses integration of
the fields into a holistic business environment. Accounting is still a
separate sequence (Principles I and II), as are the other freshmen/sophomore
prereqs (stats, micro-econ, macro-econ, CIS, B-Law, etc.), but the
integrated course is required of all business majors the first semester of
their junior year.
The integrated core course culminates in each
student team coming up with a formal business plan for their own
hypothetical business. The teams compete by presenting their business plan
to a panel of local business leaders, (yes it's a formal presentation) who
then award prizes (scholarships) based on completeness, comprehensiveness,
thoroughness, etc. This really gives meaning to the term "educational
effectiveness".
This approach has been amazingly successful, and
has opened up a new level of achievement for the business capstone
(strategy) course taken the last semester of the senior year by all business
majors. Plus, because the integrative course requires so much group work,
group presentation, etc., we've noticed significant improvement in the
accounting majors' skill in working with groups, getting along with people,
organizing effective presentations, willingness to assume leadership roles,
etc.
The only downside we see to it is that it postpones
our students' experience in junior level accounting coursework from the
first semester junior year to the second semester. Thus, our students are
interviewing for internships before they've even spent one day in a junior
level accounting course. Still, our grads have a good reputation among the
firms, and the recruiters don't hesitate to make offers to dozens and dozens
of interns.
This change was made concomitant with a reorg of
the B-school to eliminate departments and replace them with "programs" based
on degree major. The departmental secretaries were all replaced with "floor
work center secretaries", etc., faculty were encouraged to undertake
cross-disciplinary efforts, departmental faculty were moved to be
distributed across all five floors of the business building, etc. Unlike the
integrate course, however, the college reorg has gradually regressed
imperceptibly over time, to where today we are back to where we were ten
years ago in terms of formal table-of-organization and lines of authority.
But the integrated core course concept remains... because it appears to be
working quite well.
David Fordham
JMU
June 3, 2008 reply from Paul Williams
[Paul_Williams@NCSU.EDU]
When the College of Management at NC State was
created in 1992 there were too few people in each functional area other than
accounting and economics that Dick Lewis decided to conduct the ultimate
experiment and have a single department containing all of the functional
areas, i.e., marketing, finance, human resources, management. Thus, we were
a three department college: economics, accounting and business management.
The latter department has now fissured into two departments. Academe is
organized not by colleges or universities, but by disciplines. Each
discipline has its own cutures and structures. Multi- disciplinary courses
are one thing; muti-disciplinary departments are a much more difficult
animal to tame.
Paul Williams
paul_williams@ncsu.edu
January 3, 2008 reply from Jagdish Gangolly
[gangolly@CSC.ALBANY.EDU]
Paul,
I agree. Disciplines organised into departments
become territorial and budgetorially (my two cents to lexicography) fixated.
I know, since I have been caught between a rock and a hard place in this for
years.
I have held a position in the Department of
Accounting & Law for years, and I also hold an appointment as Director of
our campus-wide Interdisciplinary PhD Program housed in the Department of
Informatics, College of Computing & Information or CCI (university
administration wanted no administrative role over an academic program and
CCI with an enlightened Dean happened to be the most attractive choice for
housing it)
I have always been amazed at how departments get
territorial and budgetarily fixated. Whenever I discuss any matter with a
colleague in the School of Business, the first reaction is: what's in it for
the school? what's in it for me? On the other hand, when I broach any
resource-oriented issue in Informatics -- in which about 15 departments and
research centers participate, the attitude is: how can we make this work?
what can I do to help? This is rather unusual, since the participation is
purely voluntary with no extra-ordinary compensation.
Inter-disciplinary departments and programs in
general have failed (take the best known of all, the Hampshire College
experiment in Massachusetts, some of the inter-disciplinary programs at MIT,
and so one of the few classic successes is the Committee on Social Thought
at the University of Chicago). I think that the fact that we have lasted 20
years is evidence that we have not failed.
Federal funding agencies as well as the academia
crave for inter- disciplinary research, but the departmental structure
certainly does not facilitate it. Business schools certainly are excellent
places to start, since most research in our schools should be
interdisciplinary; business world is not neatly wedged into functional
areas. However, I am not sure there are leaders at business schools with
gumption to swim against the departmental currents.
Jagdish
Enron Recovery Rate Hits 50 Percent
Enron Creditors Recovery Corp. said Monday that with
the latest distributions, creditors of the former Enron Corp. had received 50.3
cents on the dollar and creditors of Enron North America Corp. had gotten back
50 cents on the dollar. Both figures excluded gains, interest and dividends.
John J. Ray III, president and chairman of the recovery corporation, said
creditors had received "significantly more than originally was anticipated under
the plan." The recovery corporation said it made a distribution Monday totaling
about $4.17 billion to holders of unsecured and guaranty claims and distributed
$1.87 billion on May 13 to newly allowed unsecured and guaranty claims that
resulted from a settlement with Citigroup.
SmartPros, June 3, 2008 ---
http://accounting.smartpros.com/x62107.xml
Bob Jensen's
threads on the Enron/Worldcom/Andersen scandal (including a timeline of major
events) are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudEnron.htm
Bob Jensen's fraud updates are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudUpdates.htm
Question
Is it really true that "lawyer ethics" is an oxymoron?
Milberg Loves to Sue CPA Firms and Their Corporate Clients
"Milberg Settles With Government: Law Firm Admits It Paid Kickbacks;
Fine of $75 Million," by Ashby Jones and Nathan Koppel, The Wall Street
Journal, June 17, 2008; Page B2 ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121364029145878199.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news
Bob Jensen's fraud updates are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudUpdates.htm
Here's another one of those accounting tempered misdeed confessions "without
admitting or denying the allegations"
I wonder if Dennis the Menace got away with these confessions as often as
accounting firms and their corporate clients?
I also wonder how KPMG made Citigroup account for this swap under FAS 133?
"Citigroup Settles SEC Charges
Relating to Argentina Crisis," Barbara Black, Securities Law Prof
Blog, June 16, 2008 ---
http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/securities/
The SEC
and
Citigroup
settled charges regarding Citigroup’s accounting relating to the
impact of the economic and political crisis in Argentina on the
company’s operations during the fourth quarter of 2001. In the
latter part of 2001 and continuing into 2002, Argentina
experienced a severe economic and political crisis during which,
among other things, the Argentine government defaulted on
certain of its sovereign debt obligations, devalued its
currency, and abandoned the one-to-one ratio between the
Argentine peso and the United States dollar. The actions of the
Argentine government during the crisis required
Citigroup to make a number of significant
accounting decisions for the fourth quarter of 2001.
Citigroup was required to account for (1) the impact of the
company’s participation in a government-sponsored exchange of
Argentine government bonds for loans (the “Bond Swap”); (2) the
value of Argentine government bonds held by Citigroup that were
not eligible for the Bond Swap (the “Non-Swapped Bonds”); (3)
the sale of Banco Bansud S.A. (“Bansud”), the Argentine
subsidiary of Banco Nacional de Mexico, S.A. (“Banamex”), which
Citigroup had acquired in August 2001; and (4) the impact of
government actions that resulted in the conversion of over $1
billion of Citigroup loans from dollars to Argentine pesos.
According to the SEC, Citigroup accounted for each of these
items in a manner that did not conform with generally accepted
accounting principles (“GAAP”) and overstated its income
reported in the company’s earnings press release included in a
Form 8-K filed with the Commission on January 18, 2002, and in
the company’s annual report on Form 10-K for 2001 filed with the
Commission on March 12, 2002.
Without
admitting or denying the allegations,
Citigroup consented to the entry of an Order Instituting
Cease-and-Desist Proceedings, Making Findings, and Imposing a
Cease-and-Desist Order Pursuant to Section 21C of the Securities
Exchange Act of 1934 (“Order”).
June 17, 2008 reply from Dennis Beresford
[dberesfo@TERRY.UGA.EDU]
Bob,
The full text of the SEC's Accounting and Auditing
Enforcement Release is available at:
http://www.sec.gov/litigation/admin/2008/34-57970.pdf .
It's an interesting case that is a little more
complicated than may be implied by the short report below.
Denny Beresford
Bob Jensen's fraud updates are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudUpdates.htm
Bob Jensen's threads on KPMG are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Fraud001.htm#KPMG
PayPal Auditors?
Question
If auditing firms commence to warrant that audited financial statements are
prepared according to GAAP, it might be a bit like the following warranty for
eBay transactions. I wonder if that day will ever come for financial audit
services?
There is one difference. PayPal and eBay are providing warranties against
various kinds of fraud whereas financial auditors only warrant against
fraudulent and material departures from GAAP and not other types of financial
fraud. But even in the case of departures from GAAP, auditors do not offer to
reimburse investors and creditors that are misled by GAAP departures. Injured
investors and creditors now have to bring costly lawsuits against auditors and
their clients.
Wow! It's hard to believer PayPal will go this far in protecting eBay
customers
Can PayPal continue to afford this kind of protection?
On June 20, eBay announced that it will fully reimburse
buyers and sellers when transaction problems arise, providing they use eBay’s
PayPal payment service. That means eBay will foot the bill when, say, a buyer
purchases an item that was misrepresented on the site or not sent. So, if that
too-good-to-be-true bargain Gucci bag turns out to be a cheap knockoff, eBay
will give the buyer a refund. The additional protections will go into effect
this fall. “We’re combining the power of eBay and PayPal to give all buyers and
sellers more confidence and trust,” said Lorrie Norrington, eBay’s president of
Marketplace Operations in a statement. “Buyers who pay with PayPal on eBay will
be covered, with no limits, on most transactions.”
Catherine Holahan, Business Week, June 19, 2008 ---
http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/techbeat/archives/2008/06/post_7.html?link_position=link3
Bob Jensen's threads on consumer fraud are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudReporting.htm
Bob Jensen's threads on audit litigation and professionalism are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Fraud001.htm
One of the earliest and probably the most famous accounting and investment
scandal was the South Sea Bubble in 1720
From the Harvard University Business School
Sunk in Lucre's Sordid Charms: South Sea Bubble Resources in the Kress
Collection at Baker Library ---
http://www.library.hbs.edu/hc/ssb/
Bob Jensen's threads on accounting history ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#AccountingHistory
Free online textbooks, cases, and tutorials in accounting, finance,
economics, and statistics ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/ElectronicLiterature.htm#Textbooks
Another Illustration of Round Trip Trading Fraud
Round Trip Trading ---
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/round-triptrades.asp
An action that attempts to
inflate transaction volumes through the continuous and frequent purchase and
sale of a particular security, commodity or asset. Round-trip trading can
be used to refer to the practice of a business selling an unused asset to
another company while agreeing to buy back the same asset for about the
same price (which has been seen in the energy and telecom business).
This is a market-manipulation
practice used to misrepresent the number of transactions occurring on any
given day. Round-trip trading artificially inflates volume and revenues, but
in reality adds no profit. Enron was a company that engaged in round-trip
trading, and, by doing so, was able to increase revenues (and expenses)
without changing its net income.
From the Securities Law Professor Blog on June 17, 2008 ---
http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/securities/
CMS
Energy Officer Settles SEC Charges
The SEC
settled administrative charges against
Tamela Pallas. Its Order finds that
Pallas participated in and approved of the decision to do round
trip energy trades while she was (a) Senior Vice President of
Reliant Energy Services, Inc., a subsidiary of Reliant Energy,
Inc. (Reliant), that was a part of Reliant's Wholesale Group and
as the Chief Operating Officer and later (b) Chief Executive
Officer of CMS Marketing Services & Trading, a subsidiary of CMS
Energy Corp. (CMS). The inclusion of those transactions caused
Reliant's and CMS's financial statements to present materially
misleading pictures of their actual business activity. Although
Pallas neither participated in discussions or decisions
regarding how to account for the transactions nor participated
in drafting earnings releases or Commission filings at either
Reliant or CMS, according to the SEC, Pallas should have known
that the revenues and expenses associated with the round trip
trades would be included in each company's financial statements,
including filings made with the Commission. The Order finds that
Pallas's conduct with respect to the round trip trades was
negligent and, as such, was a cause of the filing of reports,
including offering materials, which included revenues and
expenses related to round trip trades. Respondent's negligent
conduct was also therefore a cause of the related misstatement
of the transactions in each company's books, records and
accounts.
Another common accounting fraud is round tripping or
bogus swapping to inflate revenues ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/ecommerce/eitf01.htm#RoundTripping
Question
What famous retailer is known for abusing accounts payable to vendors?
Hint:
In this mart, the buyer puts vendors to the “Wal.”
If textbook vendors were smart,
they'd just use Scott Adams for most of their illustrations.
"Stretching Accounts Payables." Financial Rounds, June 14, 2008 ---
http://financialrounds.blogspot.com/
Also enjoy the Dilbert cartoons!
Another Backdating Fine
From The Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on June 13, 2008
SEC, Analog Settle Case
by Kara
Scannell and John Hechinger
The Wall Street Journal
May 31, 2008
Page: B5
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121217424643533359.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOPICS: Executive
Compensation, Financial Accounting, Financial Reporting, SEC,
Securities and Exchange Commission, Stock Options
SUMMARY: Analog
Devices, Inc. has agreed to pay $3 million to settle charges
that it backdated stock options grants, "...but regulators
didn't charge the company with failing to disclose it issued
options before announcing good news," a practice known as
spring-loading for its design to generate profits on the options
for grantees. "The decision likely means the SEC won't charge
other companies with spring-loading....Paul Atkins, a
Republican, in a July 2006 speech defended the practice as a
legitimate and low-cost way for boards to efficiently compensate
executives.
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: Teaching the implications of accounting for
stock options is just one aspect of using this case. Students
also may debate the pros and cons of many practices in granting
stock options.
QUESTIONS:
1. (Introductory) Summarize the accounting and
disclosure requirements for stock options. Refer to
authoritative accounting literature and include a description of
dates associated with stock option grants sufficient to discuss
the issues in the article.
2. (Introductory) What does it mean to "backdate" a
stock option award?
3. (Advanced) When Analog Devices and its Chief
Executive Jerald Fishman improperly back dated three stock
option grants, "...the SEC said the company failed to subtract
the cost of these stock options--as an expense--as required
under accounting rules." Why does the practice of backdating
result in avoiding expense? Would the practice be acceptable if
the accounting for it were to show compensation expense? How
should compensation expense be calculate?
4. (Introductory) What is the practice of
spring-loading stock options?
5. (Advanced) What is the implication of the SEC's
decision not to charge Analog Devises with spring-loading its
stock options?
6. (Advanced) Why do you think that Analog Devices did
not have to restate its financial results? In your answer,
define the situations in which financial restatement must be
made and explain how such information must be published.
SMALL GROUP
ASSIGNMENT:
One SEC Commissioner, Paul Atkins, argues that the practice of
spring-loading is legitimate. Others argue that such awards
amount to trading on inside information. Hold a debate with
support for each of these positions. Be sure to plan to refute
some positions attributable to an argument opposing yours.
Potential resources include the SEC web site with speeches on
this topic. You may find the speech made by Commissioner Atkins
in July 2006 and referred to in the WSJ article on the SEC web
site at http://www.sec.gov/news/speech/2006/spch070606psa.htm
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
|
Bob Jensen's threads on options backdating scandals are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory/sfas123/jensen01.htm
Bob Jensen's fraud updates ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudUpdates.htm
RBI releases guidelines for Off-Balance Sheet Financing (OBSF) exposures
Draft Guidelines on Prudential Norms
for Off-balance Sheet Exposures of Banks – Capital
Adequacy, Exposure,
Asset Classification and Provisioning
Norms
At present, paragraphs 2.4.3 and 2.4.4
of the ‘Master Circular on Prudential Norms on Capital Adequacy’,
DBOD.No.BP.BC.4/21.01.002/2007-08 dated July 2, 2007, stipulate the
applicable credit conversion factors (CCF) for the foreign exchange and
interest-rate related contracts under Basel-I framework. Likewise, paragraph
5.15.4 of our circular on ‘Guidelines for Implementation of the New Capital
Adequacy Framework’ DBOD.No.BP.BC. 90/20.06.0001/2006-07 dated April 27,
2007, prescribes the CCFs for these contracts under the Basel-II framework.
Further, in terms of paragraph 2.3.2 of the ‘Master Circular on Exposure
Norms’, DBOD.No.Dir.BC.11/ 13.03.000/2007-08 dated July 2, 2007, the banks
have the option of measuring the credit exposure of derivative products
either through the ‘Original Exposure Method’ or ‘Current Exposure Method’.
2. In accordance with the proposal
contained in the paragraph 165 (reproduced in
Annex 1) of the Annual
Policy Statement for the year 2008-09, released on April 29, 2008, it is
proposed to
effect the following modifications to the existing instructions on the
above aspects:
2.1 Credit Exposure – Method of
computing the credit exposure
For the purpose of exposure norms, banks shall compute their credit
exposures, arising on account of the interest rate & foreign exchange
derivative transactions and gold, using the ‘Current Exposure Method’,
as detailed in Annex 2.
2.2 Capital Adequacy –
Computation of the credit equivalent amount
For the purpose of capital adequacy also, all banks, both under
Basel-I as well as under Basel-II
framework, shall use the ‘Current Exposure Method’, as detailed in
Annex 2, to compute the credit
equivalent amount of the interest rate & foreign exchange derivative
transactions and gold.
2.3 Provisioning requirements
for derivative exposures
Credit exposures computed as per the ‘current exposure method’,
arising on account of the interest rate &
foreign exchange derivative transactions, and gold, shall also attract
provisioning requirement as
applicable to the loan assets in the ‘standard’ category, of the
concerned counterparties. All conditions
applicable for treatment of the provisions for standard assets would
also apply to the aforesaid provisions
for derivative and gold exposures.
2.4 Asset Classification of the
receivables under the derivatives transactions
It is reiterated that, in respect of derivative transactions, any
amount receivable by the bank, which
remains unpaid for a period of 90 days from the specified due date for
payment, will be classified as nonperforming
assets as per the ‘Prudential Norms on Income Recognition, Asset
Classification and Provisioning pertaining to the Advances Portfolio’,
contained in our Master Circular DBOD. No. BP.BC.12/ 21.04.048/2007-08
dated July 2, 2007.
2.5 Cash settlement of
derivatives contracts
Any restructuring of the derivatives contracts, including the
foreign exchange contracts, shall be carried out only on cash settlement
basis.
3. The foregoing modifications
will come into effect from the financial year 2008-09. The banks will,
however, have the option of complying with the additional capital and
provisioning requirements, arising from these modifications, in a phased
manner, over a period of four quarters, ending March 31, 2009.
Continued in article
Bob Jensen's threads on OBSF are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#OBSF2
XBRL Video
"'XBRL in Plain English' on YouTube," SmartPros, May 23, 2008 ---
http://accounting.smartpros.com/x61948.xml
YouTube Link ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1E-2LkhW8
June 3, 2008 reply from James Richards
[jdrozwa@IINET.NET.AU]
Hi,
Charlie Hoffman has another on his blog –
http://xbrl.squarespace.com/journal/?currentPage=2 .
Cheers.
Jim Richards
Some XBRL Blogs and Networks
Financial Reporting Using XBRL (maintained by Charles Hoffman) ---
http://xbrl.squarespace.com/journal/?currentPage=2
XBRL Canada Blog (maintained by Jerry Trites) ---
http://www.zorba.ca/xbrlblog.html
XBRL Networking ---
http://xbrlnetwork.ning.com/
June 5, 2008 message from Saeed Roohani
[sroohani@COX.NET]
Video of David Blaszkowsky, Director of Interactive
Disclosure office at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission speaking at
XBRL Research Opportunities Forum Volume 2 No 2 May 30, 2008 is now
available at
WWW.XBRLeducation.com
Saeed Roohani
Bob Jensen's threads on XBRL are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/XBRLandOLAP.htm
Bob Jensen's older videos on XBRL ---
http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~rjensen/video/Tutorials/
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The Worldwide Oligopoly of Audit Firms
Question: How much have audit fees allegedly increased since auditors put
on their SOX?
"On with the show? The auditing business, concentrated in the hands of just a
few companies, is far too cosy to operate with consumers' best interests in
mind," by Prim Sikka, The Guardian, June 3, 2008 ---
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/prem_sikka_/2008/06/on_with_the_show.html
Never mind showbusiness, there's no business like
the accountancy business. Accountancy firms have a licence to print money
because they enjoy access to a state-guaranteed market for auditing.
Companies, hospitals, schools, charities, universities, trade unions and
housing associations have to submit to an audit, even though the auditor
might issue duff reports. Anyone refusing their services faces a prison
sentence.
Major company audits are the most lucrative and
that market is dominated by just four global auditing firms.
PricewaterhouseCoopers, Deloitte, KPMG and Ernst & Young have global
revenues of over $80 billion (£41bn) a year, which is exceeded by the gross
domestic product of only 54 nation states. These firms dominate the
structures that make accounting and auditing rules.
Following the Enron and WorldCom debacles and the
demise of Arthur Andersen, the auditing market has become further
concentrated in those four firms. Many major companies looking for global
coverage find that the auditor choice is very restricted.
In the US, the big four audit 95% of public
companies with market capitalisations of over $750m. A US study focusing on
1,300 companies, showed that the fees charged by the big auditing firms have
increased by 345% in the five years to 2006.
Median total auditor costs rose to $2.7m, from $1.4m in 2001. A major reason
for the increase is said to be the (SOX)
Sarbanes-Oxley Act (pdf) 2002, which was
introduced after audit failures at Enron and WorldCom.
In the UK, the big four firms audit 97% of FTSE 350
companies. In 2001, the average FTSE 100 company audit fee was £1.89m. By
2006, the figure had
increased to £3.7m. The rise in audit fees continues to exceed the rates of
inflation. For example, Northern Rock's fees have increased from £1.8m in
2006 to £2.4m in 2007.
The firms cite the Sarbanes-Oxley Act and
international accounting and auditing standards to justify higher fees. They
are silent on the fact that their own audits of Enron and WorldCom arguably
prompted the Sarbanes-Oxley Act, or that the big four firms finance and
dominate the setting of international accounting and auditing standards.
These standards rarely say anything about the public accountability of
auditing firms. Most firms refuse to reveal their profits.
The massive hike in audit fees has not given us
better audits.
Carlyle Capital Corporation collapsed within days
of receiving a clean bill of health form its auditors.
Bear Stearns was bailed out within a few days of
receiving another clean bill of health. In the current financial crisis, all
major banks received a clean bill of health even though they engaged in
massive off balance sheet accounting and around
$1.2tn
of toxic debts may have been hidden. But perhaps
ineffective auditors suit the corporate barons.
In market economies, producers of shoddy goods and
services are allowed to go to the wall. Governments impose higher standards
of care on them to improve quality. But entirely the opposite has happened
in the auditing industry. Auditing firms have secured
liability concessions (pdf)
to shield them from the consequences of own their failures.
Charlie McCreevy, the EU commissioner for the
internal market and services, an accountant, is keen to give them more. He
favours an artificial "cap" on auditor liability. The commissioner has
failed to provide any evidence to show that the liability shield provided to
producers of poor quality goods and services somehow encourages them to
improve the quality of their products.
Accountancy firms, EU commissioners and regulators
routinely preach competition to everyone else, but go soft when it comes to
dealing with auditing firms. They could restrict the number of FTSE
companies that any auditing firm can audit and thus create for space for
medium-sized firms to advance. They could insist that some quoted companies
should have joint audits and thus again create space for medium-sized firms.
They could insist on compulsory retendering or company audits and rotation
of auditors. They could invite new players to the audit market. The
Securities Exchange Commission or the Financial Services Authority could
take charge of audits of banks and financial institutions. None of these
proposals are on the radar of the corporate dominated UK accounting
regulator, the
Financial Reporting Council. It advocates market
led solutions, which raises the question of why the markets have not
resolved the problems already, and exerted pressures for better audits.
As a society, we continue to give auditing firms
state-guaranteed markets, monopolies, lucrative fees and liability
concessions. None of it has given us, or is likely to give us better audits,
company accounts, corporate governance or freedom from frauds and fiddles.
Without effective independent regulation, public accountability and
demanding liability laws, the industry cannot provide value for money.
Jensen Comment
You can access a fairly good summary of the Big Four at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Four_auditors
Bob Jensen's threads on auditing firm scandals and professionalism are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Fraud001.htm
"Indian Universities Create Free Collection of Lecture Videos
That Rivals MIT's," by Jeffrey R. Young, Chronicle of Higher Education, May 28,
2008 ---
http://chronicle.com/wiredcampus/index.php?id=3038&utm_source=wc&utm_medium=en
A group of seven technical universities in India
have teamed up to create a free YouTube library of engineering courses.
There are more than 50 courses online already—with all of the lectures
delivered in English.
The
Open Culture blog notes that the collection rivals
that of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, which for years has been
creating free collections of its course materials. “Suddenly
MIT is not the only tech powerhouse getting into
the business of providing free educational resources,” says the blog’s
author Dan Colman, director and associate dean of Stanford University’s
continuing-studies program. The project is called the National Programme on
Technology Enhanced Learning, and it is a joint effort of campuses of the
Indian Institute of Technology and the Indian Institute of Science.
MIT’s collection
features far more courses—about 1,800 of them. But many of
MIT’s course Web sites provide only written
lecture notes, rather than video recordings of lectures.
So far the most popular lecture in the Indian
YouTube collection is one on basic electronics, which has been viewed more
than 32,000 times.
Video available from other universities ---
http://www.oculture.com/2008/03/youtubesmartvideos.html
Bob Jensen's threads on open-sharing courses and videos are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/000aaa/updateee.htm#OKI
(including accounting education videos)
Bob Jensen's threads on free online tutorials and videos (including
accounting) ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/ElectronicLiterature.htm#OnlineBooks
Bob Jensen's threads on free online tutorials in other various disciplines
---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Bookbob2.htm#tutorials
Questions About Fair Value (Mark-to-Market) Accounting
June 21, 2008 message from Gerald Trites
[gtrites@ZORBA.CA]
I have felt that mark to market is the wrong
approach since it began. It removes all substance from accounting
measurements and introduces volatility and unreliability. Accordingly I was
interested to see this quote from Frank McKenna, a highly respected Canadian
Businessman and Vice Chair of the Toronto Dominion Bank (Also former
Canadian ambassador to the US):
"There's going to be a very serious look at
accounting rules, particularly mark-to-market rules in the United States,"
Mr. McKenna said. "A lot of people feel that the crisis has been accelerated
by mark-to-market accounting, and that when there's no real market - because
the market has seized up - using mark-to-market creates a false impression."
The article is at
http://www.reportonbusiness.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080620.wmckennabanks0620/BNStory/Business/home
Jerry
June 21, 2008 reply from Neal Hannon
[nhannon@GMAIL.COM]
Oh please. Why is it wrong to tell the financial
markets what is the current value of your assets/liabilities? I understand
that this approach is subject to the will of management, but doesn't honesty
and transparency count for something in the marketplace? Business is
volatile. Accountants have .. for too long.. facilitated the smoothing of
earnings. It's time to put some honesty into financial reporting.
Neal
June 21, 2008 message from Gerald Trites
[gtrites@ZORBA.CA]
Hi Neal,
There's a big difference between disclosure and
measurement. I don't have a big problem with disclosure, provided it is well
explained. My big problem is with measurement. Use of "market values" can be
misleading when the markets are thin or virtually non-existent. They are
unduly affected by short term panic selling, and extraneous events with no
real economic substance. If such markets were true indicators of economic
value, I would agree with you. However, they often are not.
Jerry
June 22, 2008 reply from Jagdish Gangolly
[gangolly@CSC.ALBANY.EDU]
Neal,
Sure, Neal. I firmly believe that the market should
be told what the current "value" (I prefer the term "current replacement
cost", since at least in the United States, with the "Theory" of price
replacing the theory of value, "value" has as an economic concept has been
replaced by "price").
My objection is only to the contamination of the
books by all sorts of "events" and executory transactions that have been de-fictionalised
in the financial reports.
That was the reason I compared disclosure with
measurement.
We have been on this slippery slope towards
measurement at the expense of integrity and reliability for a long time, but
in my opinion, the watershed event was the pseudo-accounting for inflation
under SFAS 33. It did two things: First it showed that academic accountants
could push the standards around (I remember Sandy Burton, then the Chief
Accountant of the SEC, deriding it as pooh-pooh --in retrospect he probably
meant poo-poo -- accounting; he preferred footnote DISCLOSURES regarding
current replacement cost (CRC) of Plant and Equipment). I think the
compromise was poo poo accounting for the balance sheet/income statement and
CRC disclosures in the footnotes. FASB's ridiculous tome bit the dust later,
disappointing the "empirical" academic accountants who thereby had been
deprived of precious SFAS 33 disclosures.
Secondly, it showed that economic conditions rather
than sound "accounting theory" (which in my opinion is still to be
invented), could dictate what the standards would be (SFAS for inflationary
times followed by its dumping when inflation abates). This is as close as it
gets to "anything-goes" theory of accounting.
In my humble opinion, disclosures with "safe
harbour" provisions to protect the accounting profession (so long as there
is due diligence and good faith) is far more meaningful than a ride on the
slippery slope to experimentation to satisfy unsupported academic curiosity.
When I was an undergraduate eons ago, books came
close to be regarded sacred and fiddling with them was not the rule.
Accounting then had sound basis in law as Ijiri (and the early Paton) would
agree. Integrity and reliability were paramount, "decision usefulness" was
the icing on the cake.
Now, half way along the slippery slope, "decision
usefulness", what ever it means, thanks to the thoughtless adoption of
neo-classical economic ideas, seems paramount; reliability and integrity the
icing on a stale cake.
My hunch is that this remarkable flexibility in
defining income may have contributed to the short-sightedness of American
corporate management, and its obsession with earnings announcements.
With Regards,
Jagdish
June 22, 2008 reply from Henry Collier
[henrycollier@aapt.net.au]
There have been some recent contributions
reflecting on the ‘mark to market’ rules and principles for financial
accounting and reporting. While there may be many ‘alternative’ measurement
schemes to implement a ‘mark to market’ method, what is or are the
alternatives to using some sort of ‘current value’ accounting measurement
scheme. Do we insist that the ‘other’ is historical (or as I have described
it for years, hysterical) cost accounting? It seems as though our
‘profession’ deliberately goes out of its way to obfuscate measures of risk
and volatility in places where measures of these very characteristics are
one of the essential requirements of users of F/S. Is conservatism the
driving characteristic? Do materiality judgments give the accountant the
right to decide what is important to users of F/S? For after all, don’t
materiality judgments say to the user of F/S, this transaction doesn’t
affect YOUR decision making so I will allow the managers to enter this
transaction into the accounting system in any way that they wish?
We’ve fooled around and fiddled and futzed with
alternatives to historical cost virtually forever in accounting measurement
and reporting. Writers like MacNeal, Scott, Sweeney, Gilman, and Hatfield,
seem to be long forgotten and almost entirely ignored in today’s
developments in both accounting practice and development of accounting
principles and theory. The work of Beaver, Kennelly and Voss in their
October 1968 A/R paper on predictive ability is systematically ignored. All
in all we’ve seen more than 70 years of controversy and yet we still rely on
the construct of historical cost in our financial statements. We have a
resistance to change in our ‘profession’ a relentless pursuit of objective
measures that can be verified. Measurement constructs of reliability and
conservatism seem to over-ride constructs of representational faithfulness
and timeliness and usefulness. One of my ‘pet peeves’ with accounting and
accounting education is a failure to question whether financial statements
are prepared for the accountants / preparers or for the users. We don’t even
bother to consider that users of F/S may have different objectives. Well,
maybe we do consider the user, but then dismiss their goals and objectives
by saying that we prepare ‘general purpose’ financial statements (whatever
those are). However that question is, IMO, subsumed by my previous question.
While accountants appear to insist on quantitative
certainty, the qualitative aspects of accounting and finance appear to be
swept under the rug. We take a piecemeal approach to what might be termed
‘current cost accounting’ reveling in our inconsistency about treatment of
research and development, ignoring human assets in our valuation schemes,
and spending huge amount of time and effort in determining the ‘value’ of
speculative derivatives. We attach much importance to the “E” in A – L = E,
when E is based on flawed and inconsistent values for both A and L … so much
for our mathematic certainty and consistency of measures. Perhaps
incorrectly I have always thought that E was what we had left for the owners
after we subtracted what we owe from what we own. Simplistic? Yes! … and
quite probably too simplistic.
If we believe that one of the purposes of financial
reporting is to assist decision makers in making whatever kinds of decisions
they want of need to make about the company, then I believe that we must
demonstrate a degree of ‘predictive ability’ in the financial reporting
process, and in the resulting financial reports prepared by the firm,
independently audited, and readily available to those who wish to use them
in whatever decision making process they wish.
All that said, the old question from the chief
senior mechanic to his go-fer … “bring me a spanner” … the go-fer responds,
“what kind of spanner you want, chief?” … chief says, “I don’t care, I’m
going to use it as a hammer anyway”. I’d suggest that historical cost based
financial statements are the universal spanner in the story.
I’m also of the view that no manager worth his or
her salt would use historical cost based financial based information for
internal decision making. It seems that what internal managers want for
decision making is predictions of the ‘future costs’, predictions of future
demands, predictions of future market conditions. Do we expect historical
costs to yield this information? I suspect not.
While managers continue to manipulate earnings and
values in order to maximize their earnings of bonuses and perquisites,
others who delegate agency power and authority to managers watch as some
managers systematically loot the firm. How many more ‘unexpected’ company
failures do we need to have? How many more Enrons and Equity Fundings and
Compass Airlines and HIH’s and on and on and on do we need to endure before
we find solutions to the financial reporting problems.
Will IFRS resolve the problems? Maybe the adoption
of IFRS will shift the power structure. Nevertheless, accounting
‘professionals’ appear to be very resistant to change. I’m stirring the pot
again. I continue to ask the questions, from whence come you; and what come
ye here to do?
Groucho Marx might have had it right. Any
questions? Any answers? Any rags, any bones, any bottles today?
Regards from the land down under
Henry
Reply from Bob Jensen on June 22, 2008
A Lesson in Simplifying Financial Instrument Reporting
Can a single "fair value" number such as the "fair price" of a used car be a
surrogate for all the risks under the hood?
In a 2008 exposure draft the International Accounting Standards Board (IASB)
argues that "fair value is the only measure appropriate for all types of
financial instruments" ---
http://snipurl.com/ias39simplification
The argument does not apply to non-financial items that presumably are to be
accounted for based upon more traditional generally accepted accounting
principles (GAAP).
The huge problems that I find most disturbing about fair value accounting are
as follows:
- The problem of mixing realized earnings with unrealized ups and downs of
fair values is an age-old problem that is either ignored (as in FAS 159) or
allocated in a confusing way to Other Comprehensive Income (OCI) as in FAS
115/130 and cash flow/FX hedging under FAS 133, or posting to a "Firm
Commitment" equity account that almost nobody understands in FAS 133. IAS 39
buys into the same hedge accounting alternatives but differs (for the
better) in terms of basis adjustment back to realized earnings. Issues with
unrealized value changes of derivatives are mostly newer problems in the
21st Century after FAS 133 and IAS 39 required fair value accounting for
nearly all derivative financial instruments. However, the theoretical
problem of unrealized value changes dates way back to Kenneth McNeal, John
Canning, and DR Scott in history as later extended by Bob Sterling, Edwards
and Bell, and especially Ray Chambers who leaned toward exit value relative
to current (replacement) cost alternatives ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#UnderlyingBases
- Exit (fair) value, however, is no panacea. "Value in use" generally
differs greatly from exit (liquidation) values. Exit values can be
highly misleading in terms of value of assets in going concerns. Exit value
accounting properly should be relegated to personal estates and
assets/liabilities approaching a liquidation state except possibly for
financial assets where exit values are usually much closer to value in use.
For operating assets it is quite another matter. For example a huge farm
tractor costing $250,000 new may lose almost half its exit value in the
first 500 hours of use because it is then reclassified as a "used tractor"
even though it might have 30,000 or more hours of usage life remaining. One
problem with exit values is that the "new" market is often restricted to
dealers such that buyers of equipment must sell in a "used" market where
products each unique are no longer fungible commodities like they are in
"new" markets. Another problem with exit values is that they're often very
difficult to estimate and appraisals are prone to fraud as witnessed in real
estate appraisals during the Savings and Loan scandals of the 1980s and the
subprime mortgage scandals in the early part of the 21st Century.
- A related problem of exit values is that "transactions costs" are
sometimes enormous. New robotics machines may cost $10 million to buy and
another $10 million to install. If they're to be valued for reporting
purposes in the used robots market, the entire $10 million of installation
cost must be viewed as down the drain and cannot be recovered in exit
values. Investors are misled if all installation costs are expensed
immediately when new robots are installed in going concerns. Can you imagine
what it actually cost to dismantle the London Bridge, transport it to its
new location in Arizona, and reassemble the bridge? What would be the cost
of taking it back to London at fuel prices today? Also the selling costs of
some types of equipment and real estate can be enormous such that exit
values are distorted when estimates of selling costs are netted out for
going concerns. What would it cost for Arizona just to negotiate a sale of
the London Bridge, apart from all other relocation costs, back to investors
in London?
- Exit values are costly to obtain on an annual basis. In 1987, when Cecil
Day's family was considering an IPO, their Days Inns of America company
incurred an enormous expense to have all of their nationwide properties
appraised with the appraisals each being independently reviewed by Landhauer
Associates. Reported appraised values in the 1987 annual report were
$194,812,000 versus book values of $87,356,000. If its reliable such exit
value reporting might be useful information even though it tells little
about value of this real estate in use as Days Inn motels. But obtaining
subsequent real estate appraisals reliably on an annual basis was much too
expensive. Days Inns of America did not, to my knowledge, report exit values
in the ensuing years. Incidentally, the 1987 Days Inn Annual Report is
interesting for some other pedagogical reasons (I still have my prized
copy). In addition to the exit value reporting, the Price Waterhouse
auditing firm also did a PW-signed "Review of Forecasts" which was and still
is allowed by the AICPA but has not been a popular service of CPA firms
since the AICPA, in the 1980s, approved CPA firm reviews of forecasts. Over
the years I had my students contemplate why this proposed CPA firm "review
of forecasts" airplane never really took off. Of course it would've taken
off if the SEC had required such reviews to be signed by CPA firms.
- Reporting of current (replacement) costs and price-level adjustments was
required in FAS 33 beginning in 1979, for very large U.S. companies. The
unrealized changes in current cost, however, were not mixed in with
traditional GAAP financial statements. Instead footnote schedules were
required in FAS 33 where current cost and price-level adjustment data were
summarized. This supplementary information purportedly was ignored by
analysts and the investing public, even though some of the adjustments were
enormous. In 1981 United States Steel, for example, wiped out nearly a
billion dollars of earnings with such adjustments ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#UnderlyingBases
The FASB ultimately decided that FAS 33 did not meet the cost-benefit test.
The FASB rescinded FAS 33 when it issued FAS 89
in 1986. No companies are now required to report balance sheet and income
statements on a replacement cost basis.
- Renewed interest in fair value (actually
exit value) reporting of financial instruments got new life when something
had to be done about derivative financial instruments exploding in
popularity in the 1980s (when interest rate swaps were invented) that were
not even being disclosed let alone booked. For example, forward contracts
and interest rate swaps were not even being disclosed and were becoming the
off-balance-sheet financing contracts of choice. The history of derivatives
scandals and ensuing accounting standards can be found in a timeline at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudRotten.htm
Derivatives financial instruments, unlike other types of financial
instruments, are unique in that they either have zero historical cost (as in
forward, futures, and swap contracts) or only a nominal historical cost (as
in options premiums) relative to enormous risks and potential rewards.
Traditional amortized historical cost is nonsense for derivatives such that
fair value was the only logical choice. For financial instruments in general
such is not the case, and now firms worldwide may choose from the new and
controversial "Fair Value Options" of the FASB and IASB.
- Exit value reporting of financial assets and liabilities is where the
IASB, FASB, and most national accounting standard setters are now leaning
for financial items as opposed to operating items. This is largely because
there is less or a problem between value in use versus value in liquidation
for financial items as opposed to operating items. The financial securities
markets are also better organized with more value information for both
listed and unlisted items in financial markets. For example,
interest-rate-indexed (called underlyings) forward contracts and swaps tend
to be unique private contracts, but valuation is somewhat reliable because
of the depth of yield curve data provided by futures and options trading
markets. Both the the IASB and the FASB now have a Fair Value Option (FVO)
that allows firms to cherry pick what financial assets and liabilities,
aside from derivatives, will be carried at fair value and what items will be
carried at traditional amortized cost. Fair value reporting of financial
items is not required, other than for derivatives, by standard setters
largely for political reasons. Corporations worldwide would actively lobby
to "carve out" fair value reporting requirements just like the banks in
Europe succeeded in legislating carve outs of two parts of IAS 39.
So where to we go from here
(in June 2008 when I'm writing these remarks)?
All financial accountants should pay close attention to the exposure draft "Reducing
Complexity in Reporting Financial Instruments" that for a very limited
time may be downloaded without charge from the International Accounting
Standards Board (IASB) ---
http://snipurl.com/ias39simplification [www_iasb_org] . This exposure
draft should be viewed as both an IASB and a FASB document since both standard
setting bodies, along with the standard setting bodies of many other nations,
are working feverishly to simplify the accounting rules for financial
instruments in general and derivative financial instruments in particular. This
exposure draft really represents the current leanings of virtually all
accounting standard setting bodies.
Be warned, however, that proposed alternatives for simplifying complexity are
really trade-offs in complexity since exit value reporting has many
controversies and complexities. Huge and complicated financial risks of
contracts are proposed, in the exposure draft, to be broad-brush simplified with
"fair value accounting." This is a little like relying on the price of a used
car to serve as a single index of all the risks that lie under the hood (the
British say bonnet) of the used car. The analogy to a used car is appropriate
since in many instances a financial instrument is unique, like a particular used
car, and cannot be valued reliably from either active trading markets or
extrapolations of past valuations of the item following events that may
seriously alter the value of an item.
Although the above exposure draft is intended to "reduce
complexity" with fair value accounting for financial instrument reporting, the
exposure draft
is very honest in admitting that fair value accounting by itself cannot
eliminate many complexities, especially many complexities in hedge accounting.
The bottom line in the IASB's exposure draft is that fair
value accounting is no panacea for reducing financial reporting complexity,
especially in reducing much of the complexity of hedge accounting using
derivative financial instruments.
The
exposure draft
then launches into, beginning in Paragraph 2.55, alternatives to simplifying
hedge accounting other than to attempting fair value accounting alternatives
that hit the wall when hedging with derivative financial instruments.
With respect to hedge accounting, the IASB in the exposure
draft seeks your input regarding the following:
Questions for respondents
Question 1
Do current requirements for reporting financial instruments,
derivative instruments and similar items require significant change
to meet the concerns of preparers and their auditors and the
needs of users of financial statements? If not, how should the IASB
respond to assertions that the current requirements are too
complex?
Question 2
(a) Should the IASB consider intermediate
approaches (short of the fair value option) to address
complexity arising from measurement and hedge accounting? Why or
why not? If you believe that the IASB should not make any
intermediate changes, please answer questions 5 and 6, and the
questions set out in Section 3.
(b) Do you agree with the criteria set out in
paragraph 2.2? If not, what criteria would you use and why?
Question 3
Approach 1 is to amend the existing measurement requirements
(without the fair value option). How would you suggest existing
measurement requirements should be amended? How are your suggestions
consistent with the criteria for any proposed intermediate changes
as set out in paragraph 2.2?
Question 4
Approach 2 is to replace the existing measurement requirements
with a fair value measurement principle with some optional
exceptions.
(a) What restrictions would you suggest on the
instruments eligible to be measured at something other than fair
value? How are your suggestions consistent with the criteria set
out in paragraph 2.2?
(b) How should instruments that are not measured
at fair value be measured?
(c) When should impairment losses be recognised
and how should the amount of impairment losses be measured?
(d) Where should unrealised gains and losses be recognised on
instruments measured at fair value? Why? How are your
suggestions consistent with the criteria set out in paragraph
2.2? (e) Should reclassifications be permitted? What types of
reclassifications should be permitted and how should they be
accounted for? How are your suggestions consistent with the
criteria set out in paragraph 2.2?
Question 5
Approach 3 sets out possible simplifications of hedge
accounting.
(a) Should hedge accounting be eliminated? Why
or why not?
(b) Should fair value hedge accounting be
replaced? Approach 3 sets out three possible approaches to
replacing fair value hedge accounting.
(i) Which method(s) should the IASB
consider, and why?
(ii) Are there any other methods not
discussed that should be considered by the IASB? If so, what
are they and how are they consistent with the criteria set
out in paragraph 2.2? If you suggest changing measurement
requirements under approach 1 or approach 2, please ensure
that your comments are consistent with your suggested
approach to changing measurement requirements.
Question 6
Section 2 also discusses how the existing hedge accounting
models might be simplified. At present, there are several
restrictions in the existing hedge accounting models to maintain
discipline over when a hedging relationship can qualify for hedge
accounting and how the application of the hedge accounting models
affects earnings. This section also explains why those restrictions
are required. (a) What suggestions would you make to the IASB
regarding how the existing hedge accounting models could be
simplified? (b) Would your suggestions include restrictions that
exist today? If not, why are those restrictions unnecessary? (c)
Existing hedge accounting requirements could be simplified if
partial hedges were not permitted. Should partial hedges be
permitted and, if so, why? Please also explain why you believe the
benefits of allowing partial hedges justify the complexity. (d) What
other comments or suggestions do you have with regard to how hedge
accounting might be simplified while maintaining discipline over
when a hedging relationship can qualify for hedge accounting and how
the application of the hedge accounting models affects earnings
Question 7
Do you have any other intermediate approaches for the IASB to
consider other than those set out in Section 2? If so, what are they
and why should the IASB consider them?
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Having noted all the problems with fair value accounting when
hedging for derivative financial instruments in Section 2 of the exposure draft,
the
exposure
draft in Section 3 tries to nevertheless make a case that fair value
accounting is the best of all the bad alternatives for accounting for financial
instruments in general, including derivative financial instruments. No attempt
is made to advocate fair value accounting for non-financial instruments such as
operating assets where value in use versus exit values
present enormous problems for exit (fair value) accounting.
Section 3 is quite good about mentioning the problems of fair value
accounting as well as the reasons the IASB (and the FASB) is leaning in theory
and in practice for requiring fair value accounting of all financial instruments
be they assets or liabilities or both in the case of some compound instruments.
Questions for respondents
Question 8
To reduce today’s measurement-related problems, Section 3 suggests
that the long-term solution is to use a single method to measure all
types of financial instruments within the scope of a standard for
financial instruments. Do you believe that using a single method to
measure all types of financial instruments within the scope of a
standard for financial instruments is appropriate? Why or why not?
If you do not believe that all types of financial instruments should
be measured using only one method in the long term, is there another
approach to address measurement-related problems in the long term?
If so, what is it
Question 9
Part A of Section 3 suggests that fair value seems to be the only
measurement attribute that is appropriate for all types of financial
instruments within the scope of a standard for financial
instruments.
(a) Do you believe that fair value is the only
measurement attribute that is appropriate for all types of
financial instruments within the scope of a standard for
financial instruments?
(b) If not, what measurement attribute other
than fair value is appropriate for all types of financial
instruments within the scope of a standard for financial
instruments? Why do you think that measurement attribute is
appropriate for all types of financial instruments within the
scope of a standard for financial instruments? Does that
measurement attribute reduce today’s measurement-related
complexity and provide users with information that is necessary
to assess the cash flow prospects for all types of financial
instruments?
Question 10
Part B of Section 3 sets out concerns about fair value
measurement of financial instruments. Are there any significant
concerns about fair value measurement of financial instruments other
than those identified in Section 3? If so, what are they and why are
they matters for concern?
Question 11
Part C of Section 3 identifies four issues that the IASB needs
to resolve before proposing fair value measurement as a general
requirement for all types of financial instruments within the scope
of a standard for financial instruments.
(a) Are there other issues that you believe the
IASB should address before proposing a general fair value
measurement requirement for financial instruments? If so, what
are they? How should the IASB address them?
(b) Are there any issues identified in part C of
Section 3 that do not have to be resolved before proposing a
general fair value measurement requirement? If so, what are they
and why do they not need to be resolved before proposing fair
value as a general measurement requirement?
Question 12
Do you have any other comments for the IASB on how it could
improveand simplify the accounting for financial instruments?
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Jensen Commentary
Without doubt the most complicated, confusing, and hated accounting standards
are those concerning new rules for booking and carrying deivative financial
instruments, particularly FAS 133 in the U.S. and IAS 39 internationally along
with their even more complicating amendments and implementation guidelines. Companies, with the blessings of
international auditing firms, have made many blunders in implementing these
particular standards, and these errors have led to more revisions to previously
published financial statements than any other standards. Probably
the best known revisions are those of Fannie Mae that led to the firing of
KPMG as the external auditor, to over a million correcting journal entries, and
to millions of dollars spent in finding and correcting FAS 133 implementation
errors that took over a year to correct using over 600 accounting and finance
specialists. But virtually every other company that uses derivative financial
instruments to hedge price, interest rate, and credit risk has encountered
numerous and costly troubles trying to get the accounting right under the
complex 133/39 standards.
The FAS 133 and IAS 39 complex standards were necessary to counter a rising
tide of derivative instruments frauds and inadvertent deception in financial
statements that exploded exponentially with newer types of derivatives
speculations and hedging strategies commencing in the 1980s and 1990s. A
timeline of the scandals and revisions of accounting standards can be found at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudRotten.htm
For example, interest rate swaps now used for hundreds of trillions of dollars
of interest rate risk hedging were not even invented until the 1980s. Prior to
1994, companies did not even have to disclose their forward contracts and
interest rate or commodity swaps even when the financial risks of those
undisclosed contracts greatly exceeded all the booked liabilities of companies.
FAS 133 beginning in Year 2000 required booking nearly all derivatives contracts
as assets or liabilities and adjusting the carrying values to fair values at
least every three months and on all reporting dates. IAS 39 followed
internationally soon afterwards.
If the preparers of financial statements, along with their auditors, are
confused by the newer accounting rules for derivative financial instruments,
imagine how hopeless it is for users of financial instruments to evaluate
returns and risks after such added complexity appeared in financial statements.
In addition to the confusing booked numbers such as hedge accounting
accumulations in the Other Comprehensive Income (OCI) account, there are
paragraphs full of technical hedging strategy jargon contained in nearly
unreadable, albeit required, footnote disclosures that supplement the booked
numbers in financial statements.
Definitions of derivative financial instruments and other related terms can
be found a
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/acct5341/speakers/133glosf.htm
FAS 133 and its key amending standards FAS 138, 149, 155, and 159 plus
implications of 141, 142, 155, 157 and 159 can be downloaded free from
http://www.fasb.org/st/index.shtml
Also note Section 815 of the FASB's new Accounting Standards Codification (ASC)
online database ---
http://asc.fasb.org/home
The derivative financial instrument contracts are usually purchased options (market exchanged), written
options (market exchanged), futures contracts (market exchanged), forward
contracts (privately exchanged) and swaps (portfolios of privately acquired
forward contracts). Most derivatives have zero historical cost except for
options where a relatively small premium is passed from the option purchaser to
the option writer. As speculations, only purchased options have bounded risk
limited to the premium paid. Other derivatives can have unbounded risk unless
risk is bounded by other items (hedged items) by the hedging process.
The Concern is How to Get Hedge Accounting (read
that relief from earnings volatility caused by unrealized changes in
derivatives' fair value)
The FASB originally intended FAS 133 to be a simple standard in which derivative
financial instruments, many of which were previously unbooked and undisclosed,
be booked at cost (usually zero except for options) and than adjusted for often
wildly fluctuating fair value until the options are settled or otherwise
derecognized. The simple intended standard would've simply offset all changes in
fair value of derivatives to current earnings. The theoretical and practical
problem for derivatives used as hedges is that interim earnings, before
derivatives are settled, typically fluctuates for unrealized changes in value
that usually wash out when the derivatives are finally settled. Companies,
particularly banks, objected wildly to such interim earnings fluctuations when
hedges were intended to reduce financial risk. The FASB responded by adding over
1,000 highly technical pages to FAS 133 and its amendments dictating how and
when companies could use special "hedge accounting" to essentially reduce or
eliminate earnings volatility to the extent that the hedges meet "hedge
effectiveness tests."
Not all economic hedges entered into by management qualify for hedge
accounting in cash flow, fair value, or foreign exchange (FX) hedges. Not all
qualifying hedges fully qualify for hedge accounting throughout the life of the
hedge if hedging ineffectiveness arises. Hedging ineffectiveness may arise at
interim points in time for hedges that are assured of being perfect hedges when
settled at maturity. This, in particular, confuses management until it is
explained those "perfect" hedges can be risky if settled before maturity. For
example, a year-long hedging forward contract that locks in a fuel purchase
price of $5 per gallon on ten million gallons on December 31 may shift in value
wildly between January 1 and December 31, On March 31 the forward contract could
be an enormous asset (when spot prices of fuel are soaring) and on June 30 it
could become an enormous liability (with drastically plunging spot prices).
Those "perfect cash flow hedges" at the December 31 maturity may not be perfect
in terms of value and risk changes before maturity. Before Year 2000 and FAS
133, a company might have $100 million in undisclosed forward contract and swap
exposures relative to $10 million in booked debt on the balance sheet. This is
no longer the case due to FAS 133 and IAS 39.
Unbooked Purchase Contracts and Loan Obligations are Particularly
Problematic
Companies often hedge firm commitments and forecasted transactions that are
not yet booked in ledge accounts. In Accounting 101 and again in Accounting 301
courses, instructors repeatedly explain why executory purchase and sales
contracts are not booked. Loan obligations are somewhat similar. For example, a
firm commitment on January 1 for Airline A to buy 10 million gallons of fuel
from Refiner R is not booked as an asset or liability by Airline A. It is also
not booked as deferred revenue (a liability) by Refiner R until the purchase
transaction actually transpires. However, both Airline A and Refiner R may enter
into a derivative contract, such as a forward contract, to hedge this unbooked
firm commitment contract for fair value risk. FAS 133 and IAS 39 require that
the hedging contract be booked and carried at fair value even if the hedged item
(the purchase/sale) contract is unbooked. Without hedge accounting relief,
reported earnings will fluctuate due to value shifts in the booked derivative
contract that are not offset by unbooked value shifts in the purchase/sale
contract (the hedged item). This is why companies fought so hard to build hedge
accounting relief into FAS 133 and IAS 39. Hedge accounting in this fair value
risk situation allows changes in derivative contract value to be offset by
debits or credits to a special equity account called "Firm Commitment"
rather than current earnings, thereby not corrupting earnings per share with
unrealized fluctuations in hedging contract fair values.
The above purchase/sale contract is a firm commitment since the $5 price per
gallon was contracted a year in advance. If the price was instead contracted as
the December 31 spot price, the purchase/sale contract no longer has fair value
risk, but it does have cash flow risk since neither Refiner R nor Airline A know
what will be paid for the 10 million gallons of fuel until December 31. This
change in the contract changes it from a "firm commitment" purchase/sale
contract to a "forecasted transaction" purchase sale contract. Airline A might
hedge such a forecasted transaction even without a written contract to purchase
10 million gallons of fuel from any supplier. Both Airline A and Refiner R may
enter into a derivative contract, such as a forward contract, to hedge this
unbooked forecasted tranaction contract for cash flow risk. FAS 133 and IAS 39
require that the hedging contract be booked and carried at fair value even if
the hedged item (the purchase/sale) contract is unbooked. Without hedge
accounting relief, reported earnings will fluctuate due to value shifts in the
booked derivative contract that are not offset by unbooked value shifts in the
purchase/sale contract (the hedged item). This is why companies fought so hard
to build hedge accounting relief into FAS 133 and IAS 39. Hedge accounting in
this cash flow risk situation allows changes in derivative contract value to be
offset by debits or credits to a special equity account called "Other
Comprehensive Income (OCI)" rather than current earnings, thereby not corrupting
earnings per share with unrealized fluctuations in hedging contract fair values.
Loan obligations may be similar to unbooked purchase/sale contracts if they
do not net settle. For example, suppose a bank is obligated to loan $1 million
at 14% in three months. This firm commitment was signed when the spot rate of
interest was 12%. If interest rates soar, the bank is still obligated to make
the full loan at 14% unless there is a net settlement clause that allows the
bank to instead provide a net settlement in cash in lieu of making the full
loan. If the loan obligation has such a net settlement clause it has to be
booked as a derivative financial instrument under either FAS 133 or IAS 39. If
it does not net settle, then it might remain unbooked if certain other
conditions are met.
Where the FVO Succeeds and Fails to Simplify Hedge Accounting
Both the FASB and the IASB are looking toward fair value accounting (now called
the financial instrument Fair Value Option (FVO) now available in both the U.S.
and International GAAP) to make it unnecessary to go through the complexities of
qualifying for hedge accounting and continually testing for hedge hedging
ineffectiveness that disqualifies some or all the hedge accounting at certain
interim points of time. The FVO works pretty well for booked hedged items such
as booked investments and booked liabilities for which changes in fair value
under the FVO automatically offset changes of value in their hedging
derivatives. It is no longer necessary to seek out special hedge accounting if
the FVO is applied to such hedged items. Since the FVO is not available for
non-financial hedged items such as operating assets (e.g., inventories,
vehicles, factory machines, land, and buildings), the FVO only simplifies hedge
accounting for hedged items that are booked financial assets or liabilities.
But unbooked hedged items create greater problems since the FVO cannot be
applied to a hedged item that is not even booked, e.g., an unbooked loan
obligation. The IASB exposure draft cited above recognizes this problem in the
following quotation from the IASB exposure draft:
22.7
Cash flow hedge accounting is an exception (with no basis in
accounting concepts) that permits management to recognise gains
and losses on hedging instruments in earnings in a period other
than the one in which they occur. Unlike fair value hedge accounting, the
‘mismatch’ that gives rise to the desire for cash flow hedge accounting is
not an accounting anomaly. The economic effect of changes in fair
value of the hedging instrument used as a hedge occurs before the
hedged cash flows occur or are contracted for or committed to. This is
illustrated as follows:
(a) If the hedged cash flows are anticipated to
result from a forecast transaction, there are no assets, liabilities,
gains, losses, or cash flows to account for at the time the gains and
losses on the hedging instrument occur. There is no conceivable change in
financial reporting standards that would result in recognising
gains or losses on future cash flows arising from a forecast
transaction. (
b) The hedged cash flows could also be payments or
receipts on variable rate financial instruments. Variable rate
instruments are designed to protect the holder from changes in the
fair value of the instrument (the cash flows of the instrument vary in
a way that causes the instrument’s fair value to remain
constant or nearly constant). Again, there is no accounting anomaly
that can be eliminated by changing a financial reporting
standard.
2.28
In either case, the hedging entity is
deliberately exposing itself to gains and losses on a hedging instrument in order to
offset changes in cash flows that have not yet occurred. Therefore, those
cash flows cannot affect earnings until they occur (or they may not
affect earnings at all if the cash flows relate to an acquisition of
an asset) 2.29 For these reasons, the desire for cash flow
hedge accounting will not be affected by changing the general measurement
requirement for financial instruments.
2.29
For these reasons, the desire for cash flow hedge accounting will
not be affected by changing the general measurement requirement for
financial instruments. * IAS 39 also permits some firm commitments
to be hedged using cash flow hedge accounting. SFAS 133 does not.
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Also recall that the FVO only applies to financial assets and liabilities.
Even though it will simplify hedge accounting for booked financial items, it
does nothing to simplify hedge accounting for booked and unbooked non-financial
items. Below is a section of the
exposure draft
regarding fair value hedging for items that are not permitted to be accounted
for at fair value such as custom furniture inventory:
A fair value option
2.37
One way of reducing complexity might be to permit fair value hedge
accounting for only those assets and liabilities that are not
permitted to be measured at fair value using a fair value option.
Hence, fair value hedge accounting might still be permitted for
particular financial instruments and many non-financial assets and
liabilities.
2.38
An entity can use a fairvalue option, if available, to address
accounting mismatches. A fair value option need not be complex, and
the results areeasier to understand.
2.39
However, preparers may not view a fair value option as comparable to
fair value hedge accounting. This is because the fair value option
is less flexible than fair value hedge accounting. For example:
(a) Fair value hedge accounting can be started
and stopped at willprovided that thequalification requirements
for hedge accountingare met. However, the fair value option
designation is availableonly at initial recognition and
isirrevocable.
(b) Fair value hedge accounting can be applied
to specific risks or partsof a hedged item. However, the fair
value option must be applied tothe entire asset or liability.
(c) Hedged items under fair value hedge
accounting can be financialinstruments or non-financial items.
However, in general, the fair value option can be applied to
financial instruments only.
2.40
To address these issues, the following changes could be made to the
fair value option:
(a) allowing the fair value option to be applied
to more non-financial assets and liabilities.
(b) allowing the fair value option to be applied
to specific risks or parts of the designated item.
(c) allowing the fair value option to be applied
at any date after initial recognition.
2.41
However, adding flexibility similar to fair value hedge accounting
as described in the previous paragraph could add complexity and
defeat the purpose of making a change.
2.42
For example, allowing the fair value option to be applied to
specific risks or parts of an item may result in problems similar to
those associated with partial hedges, as discussed later in this
section. 2.43 In addition, allowing the fair value option to be
applied at any date after initial recognition would raise another
issue—whether dedesignation of an item should also be permitted. If
dedesignation is permitted, the fair value option would give the
same flexibility to start and stop as fair value hedge accounting
does today (but without the restrictions surrounding hedge
accounting). Giving such flexibility (but without any restrictions)
would not improve comparability or result in more relevant
andunderstandable information for financial statement users.
Recognition outside earnings of gains and losses on
hedging instruments (similar to cash flow hedge accounting)
2.44
Unlike fair value hedge accounting, cash flow hedge accounting does
not result in adjusting the carrying amount of a hedged asset or
liability. Instead, gains and losses on the hedging instrument are
initially recognised in other comprehensive income and subsequently
reclassified into earnings when the hedged cash flows affect
earnings.
2.45
A similar technique might be used for fair value hedge accounting.
Gains and losses on the hedging instrument that arise from an
effective hedge would be recognised in other comprehensive income
and measurement of the hedged item would not be affected.
2.46
That approach would have the following benefits:
(a) The carrying amount of the hedged item would
not be affected.
(b) The measurement attribute of the hedged item
would be the same whether it was hedged or not.
(c) There would be fewer ongoing effects on
earnings. For example, there would be no ongoing effects on
earnings because the effective interest rate of a financial
asset would not need to be recalculated following the
dedesignation of a fair value hedging relationship.
2.47
However, gains and losses on the hedging instrument that are
initially recognised in other comprehensive income would need to be
reclassified to earnings to offset the effect on earnings of the
hedged item. For example, the cumulative gains or losses on an
interest rate swap designated as hedging a fixed rate bond would be
reclassified to earning when the bond was sold or settled, and not
throughout the life of the bond. However, the net swap settlements
would be recognised in earnings as they accrue.
2.48
As noted, using a cash flow hedging technique for fair value
exposures has some benefits. However, many of the restrictions that
exist today would be needed. That might not result in a significant
reduction incomplexity.
Recognition outside earnings of gains and losses on
hedged items
2.49 This suggestion has the following features:
(a) All (or at least many) financial instruments
would be measured at fair value.
(b) Gains and losses on derivatives, instruments
held for trading and instruments designated in their entirety at
initial recognition to be measured at fair value are recognised
in earnings. (c) For financial instruments other than those
described in (b), entities would be permitted
to recognise all unrealised
gains and losses or unrealised gains and losses attributable to
specified risks in either earnings or other comprehensive
income, subject to one exception. The exception is that
unrealised gains and losses on interestbearing financial
liabilities attributable to changes in the entity’s own credit
risk must be recognised in other comprehensive income. An entity
could also choose to report a specified
percentage of the gains
or losses on these financial instruments in earnings and the
remainder in other comprehensive income.
2.50
The choice described in paragraph 2.49(c) would be made instrument
by instrument at inception (when the instrument is acquired,
incurred, issued or originated) and would be revocable. If an entity
initially chooses to recognise gains and losses on a financial
instrument in other comprehensive income and later changes that
choice, the cumulative net gain or loss on the instrument would be
reclassified to earnings in some systematic way over the remaining
life of the instrument. Alternatively, if an entity initially
chooses to recognise gains and losses on a financial instrument in
earnings and later changes that choice, the fair value of the
instrument on the date of the new choice would determine the
effective interest rate.
2.51
For those instruments described in paragraph 2.49(c) interest on
interestbearing instruments would be separately presented using an
effective interest rate. Movements in the fair value due to changes
in foreign exchange rates of all monetary items described in
paragraph 2.49(c) would also be recognised in earnings in accordance
with IAS 21 The Effects of Changes in Foreign Exchange
Rates and IAS 39. 2.52 Moreover,
if a derivative is used to hedge the changes in fair value of a
particular financial instrument, the entity could choose to
recognise in earnings future gains and losses on that hedged
instrument. The gains and losses on the hedged instrument and the
hedging instrument would be offset in earnings in a way that is
similar to fair value hedge accounting. Unlike fair value hedge
accounting, this approach would not require an effectiveness test at
inception or later.
2.53
This approach would result in more financial instruments being
measured at fair value. In addition, hedged items would generally be
measured at fair value instead of being adjusted for some fair value
changes but not others.
2.54
However, this approach has the following disadvantages:
(a) It includes few restrictions about the
choice of where to recognise gains and losses. If restrictions
comparable to existing hedge accounting requirements were added,
there would be little or no reduction in complexity
(b) Recognising part of the gains and losses on
a financial instrument in other comprehensive income and part in
earnings (and being able to change that choice) would create
complexity for users trying to understand the financial
statements.
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The bottom line is that fair value accounting is no panacea for reducing
financial reporting complexity, especially in reducing much of the complexity of
hedge accounting using derivative financial instruments.
The
exposure
draft then launches into, beginning in Paragraph 2.55, alternatives to
simplifying hedge accounting other than to attempting fair value accounting
alternatives that hit the wall when hedging with derivative financial
instruments.
Having noted all the problems with fair value accounting when
hedging for derivative financial instruments in Section 2 of the exposure draft,
the exposure draft in Section 3 tries to nevertheless make a case that fair
value accounting is the best of all the bad alternatives for accounting for
financial instruments in general, including derivative financial instruments. No
attempt is made to advocate fair value accounting for non-financial instruments
such as operating assets where value in use versus exit
values present enormous problems for exit (fair value) accounting.
Section 3 in the IASB's
exposure draft
is quite good about mentioning the problems of fair value accounting as well as
the reasons the IASB (and the FASB) is leaning in theory and in practice for
requiring fair value accounting of all financial instruments be they assets or
liabilities or both in the case of some compound instruments.
Questions for respondents
Question 8
To reduce today’s measurement-related problems, Section 3 suggests
that the long-term solution is to use a single method to measure all
types of financial instruments within the scope of a standard for
financial instruments. Do you believe that using a single method to
measure all types of financial instruments within the scope of a
standard for financial instruments is appropriate? Why or why not?
If you do not believe that all types of financial instruments should
be measured using only one method in the long term, is there another
approach to address measurement-related problems in the long term?
If so, what is it
Question 9
Part A of Section 3 suggests that fair value seems to be the only
measurement attribute that is appropriate for all types of financial
instruments within the scope of a standard for financial
instruments.
(a) Do you believe that fair value is the only
measurement attribute that is appropriate for all types of
financial instruments within the scope of a standard for
financial instruments?
(b) If not, what measurement attribute other
than fair value is appropriate for all types of financial
instruments within the scope of a standard for financial
instruments? Why do you think that measurement attribute is
appropriate for all types of financial instruments within the
scope of a standard for financial instruments? Does that
measurement attribute reduce today’s measurement-related
complexity and provide users with information that is necessary
to assess the cash flow prospects for all types of financial
instruments?
Question 10
Part B of Section 3 sets out concerns about fair value
measurement of financial instruments. Are there any significant
concerns about fair value measurement of financial instruments other
than those identified in Section 3? If so, what are they and why are
they matters for concern?
Question 11
Part C of Section 3 identifies four issues that the IASB needs
to resolve before proposing fair value measurement as a general
requirement for all types of financial instruments within the scope
of a standard for financial instruments.
(a) Are there other issues that you believe the
IASB should address before proposing a general fair value
measurement requirement for financial instruments? If so, what
are they? How should the IASB address them?
(b) Are there any issues identified in part C of
Section 3 that do not have to be resolved before proposing a
general fair value measurement requirement? If so, what are they
and why do they not need to be resolved before proposing fair
value as a general measurement requirement?
Question 12
Do you have any other comments for the IASB on how it could
improveand simplify the accounting for financial instruments?
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In Section 3 of the exposure draft, the IASB's arguments for fair value
accounting are very compelling. I applaud this effort. However, some underlying
and unmentioned assumptions disturb me. Implicitly the IASB assumes that "value
in use" and exit (fair) value are perfectly correlated for financial
instruments. This is admittedly not true for non-financial assets such as farm
tractors where the correlation between recently-purchased tractors and value in
use has negligible correlation because of kinks between markets for new versus
used tractors. The additional problem is that new tractors are fungible
commodities whereas used tractors are entirely unique. No two used tractors are
exactly alike in terms of quality and expected life. In addition the markets for
new versus used tractors are entirely different even for pre-owned tractors that
have never been used or were only used for little old farm ladies to get to and
from church.
Now consider the IASB's assumption there's no difference between a customized
derivative financial instrument and a similar instrument traded in exchange
markets. There is in fact a huge unmentioned problem for financial instruments
like customized interest rate swaps for which there is no external market.
Interest rate swaps are generally unique, customized, and cannot be sold by
parties and counterparties without prohibitive transactions costs. The FASB and
the IASB require that they be "marked-to-market" without providing guidance on
how to do so without a market. You can read about how such valuation takes place
in a complicated manner at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/acct5341/speakers/133swapvalue.htm
But is this supposedly "fair valuation" process really reflective of value in
use of interest rate swaps?
Clearly historical cost (zero) is not relevant for a customized $10 million
interest rate swap that XYZ Company acquired in Example 5 of Appendix B in FAS
133 commencing in Paragraph 131. Jensen and Hubbard explain how such a swap is
valued by banks using a Bloomberg database of forward exchange transactions ---
http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~rjensen/133ex05.htm .
The illustrative Excel workbook can be downloaded from
http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~rjensen/133ex05a.xls
But is this "fair value" derived from market transactions really the fair value
of XYZ's unique and customized interest rate swap? Probably not! It might be
better to simply assume that value changes in the swap are perfectly and
negatively correlated with value changes in the hedged item which in this
example are $10 million in corporate variable rate bonds. But in order to assign
a fair value to the interest rate swap an elaborate estimation process is
required to derive the swap value estimates shown (but not explained) in
Paragraph 137 of FAS 133. It is not clear that these fair values clearly reflect
"value in use" of this unique customized swap that most likely cannot be sold or
terminated with the swap's counter party without huge transactions penalties.
This is an example of a financial instrument whose value in use may be entirely
different from its true and totally unknown exit (fair) value.
The way firms must derive fair values for many financial instruments is truly
fanciful for unique financial instruments that are not like any other market
traded instruments and cannot be disposed of without enormous transactions
costs. In the case of Example 5, the values given by the FASB (and never
explained) and flip flop between positive and negative are probably widely
divergent from value in use of this swap by XYZ Company.
The implicit assumption in fair value accounting that value in use is equal
to extrapolated market valuations is not usually true in reality. This does not
make fair value accounting necessarily worse than other alternatives, but it
might unduly complicate hedge accounting. For example, the IASB does not permit
the Shortcut Method for hedge effectiveness testing of interest rate swaps that
is explained for XYZ Company in Paragraph 132 of FAS 133. The FASB allows the
Shortcut Method, but the IASB refuses to allow it, and all sorts of anomalies
might arise in hedge effectiveness testing that can be avoided by the Shortcut
Method.
Advanced Derivatives Accounting Question
On June 27, 2001 the FASB's Derivatives Implementation Group (DIG) issued
Statement FAS 133 Implementation Issue No. G20
Title: "Cash Flow Hedges: Assessing and Measuring the Effectiveness of a
Purchased Option Used in a Cash Flow Hedge Paragraph"
References FAS 133 Paragraphs 28(b), 30, 63, and 140
Date cleared by Board: June 27, 2001 Date posted to website: August 10, 2001
Do you think the
IASB exposure
draft is in direct conflict with G20, and if so, why?
Bob Jensen's tutorials on accounting for derivative financial instruments and
hedging activities are under FAS 133 and IAS 39 are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/caseans/000index.htm
Bob Jensen's threads on fair value accounting are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#FairValue
Bob Jensen's threads on alternatives to fair value accounting ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#UnderlyingBases
Question
Are these just dirty tricks to keep some generic drugs off the market?
Pharmaceutical makers go to great lengths to protect
their exclusive marketing rights to best-selling brand-name drugs. But a pair of
lawsuits and a government antitrust investigation involving a drug made by
Abbott Laboratories could help define how far those companies can legally go to
fend off copycat rivals.
Shirley S. Wang
From The Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on June 6, 2008
TriCor Case May Illuminate Patent Limits
by Shirley S.
Wang
The Wall Street Journal
Jun 02, 2008
Page: B1
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121236509655436509.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOPICS: Financial
Accounting, Intangible Assets, Research & Development
SUMMARY: Aboott
Laboratories have been involved in lawsuits and a government
antitrust investigation in relation to its 33-year-old
cholesterol medication TriCor. This drug generated sales of $1.2
billion in 2007 but the patent on the original product--which
was developed in France--has now expired. When Abbott Labs
acquired the TriCor licensing rights in the late 1990s, the
company patented a new way to make the product. The antitrust
suit examines whether Abbot Labs "...violated antitrust laws in
its efforts to prevent an Israeli company from successfully
selling a generic version of the drug." The bases for the
arguments against Abbott Labs are that the company filed "...new
patents on questionable improvements to TriCor...[and] engaged
in a practice known as 'product switching'--retiring an existing
drug and replacing it with a modified version that is marketed
'new and improved,' preventing pharmacists from substituting a
generic for the branded drug when they fill prescriptions for
it." Though not against the law per se, these practices may have
violated antitrust laws if their sole purpose was to extend
Abbott's monopoly on sales of the product.
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: The article clearly illustrates issues in
accounting for R&D and intangible assets and is therefore useful
in intermediate financial accounting and MBA accounting courses.
In addition, an ethical question of the cost impact on medical
patients of these patent rights may be included in class
discussion of this article.
QUESTIONS:
1. (Introductory) Summarize accounting in the two areas
of intangible assets and research and development (R&D)
expenditures. How are these two areas related?
2. (Introductory) Examine Abbott Laboratories' most
recent quarterly financial statement filing with the SEC,
available at
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1800/000110465908029545/a08-11202_110q.htm
or by clicking on the live link to Abbot Laboratories in the
on-line version of the article, then SEC Filings under "Other
Resources" in the left-hand column of the web page, selecting
the 10-Q filing submitted 2008-05-02 and selecting the html
version of the entire document. How large are Abbott Labs
intangible assets and research and development expenditures? In
your answer, specifically consider how you can best answer this
question using some basis for assessment.
3. (Advanced) Refer to your answer to question 2. How
do the accounting practices for intangible assets and R&D
expenditures impact the way in which you assess the size of
these items relative to Abbott Labs operations?
4. (Introductory) "Drug companies typically have three
to ten years of exclusive patent rights remaining when their
products hit the market." Why is this the case? In your answer,
specifically state how these business conditions impact the
required time period over which the cost of patents may be
amortized.
5. (Advanced) Again examine Abbott Labs 10-Q filing
made on May 2, 2008, in particular the footnote disclosure
related to intangible assets. Note 11--Goodwill and Intangible
Assets. What accounting policy is consistent with the
description of patent rights' useful lives discussed in answer
to question 4 above?
6. (Introductory) What steps has Abbott Labs undertaken
to extend the life of its patent on TriCor? Are steps like these
a business necessity or merely a method of generating excessive
profits for pharmaceutical companies? In your answer,
specifically consider ethical issues related to profitability,
continued R&D for new pharmaceutical products, and the cost to
both medical patients and insurance companies of patented,
brand-name products versus generic equivalents.
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
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From The Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on
October 14, 2005
TITLE: In R&D, Brains Beat Spending in Boosting Profit
REPORTER: Gary McWilliams
DATE: Oct 11, 2005
PAGE: A2
LINK:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB112898917962665021.html
TOPICS: Financial Accounting, Financial Analysis, Financial Statement Analysis,
Research & Development
SUMMARY: The article reports on a study by management consultants Booz Allen
Hamilton on firms� levels of R&D spending and related performance metrics.
QUESTIONS:
1.) How must U.S. firms account for Research and Development expenditures?
What is the major reasoning behind the FASB's requirement to treat these costs
in this way? In your answer, reference the authoritative accounting literature
promulgating this treatment and the FASB's supporting reasoning.
2.) How does the U.S. treatment differ from the treatment of R&D costs under
accounting standards in effect in most countries of the world?
3.) Describe the study undertake by Booz Allen Hamilton as reported in the
article. In your answer, define each of the terms for variables used in the
analysis. Why would a management consulting firm undertake such a study?
4.) What were the major findings of the study? How does this finding support
the FASB�s reasoning as described in answer to question 1 above?
5.) As far as you can glean from the description in the article, what are the
potential weaknesses to the study? Do these weaknesses have any bearing on your
opinion about the support that the results give to the current R&D accounting
requirements in the U.S.? Explain.
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
"In R&D, Brains Beat Spending in Boosting Profit," by Gary McWilliams, The
Wall Street Journal, October 11, 2005, Page A2 ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB112898917962665021.html
Booz Allen concluded that once a minimum level of
research and development spending is achieved, better oversight and culture
were more significant factors in determining financial results. The study
calculated the percentage of a company's revenue spent on R&D and compared
it with sales growth, gross profit, operating profit, market capitalization
and total shareholder result.
It found "no statistically significant difference"
when comparing the financial results of middle-of-the-pack companies with
those in the top 10% of their industry, said Barry Jaruzelski, Booz Allen's
vice president of Global Technology Practice. The result was the same when
viewed within 10 industry groups or across all industries evaluated.
"It is the culture, the skills and the process more
than the absolute amount of money available," he said. "It says tremendous
results can be achieved with relatively modest amounts" of spending.
He points to Toyota Motor Corp., which spent 4.1%
of revenue on R&D last year, but consistently has outperformed rivals such
as Ford Motor Co., which spent 4.3% of sales on research and development.
Toyota's success with hybrid, gasoline-electric cars resulted from better
spending, not more spending, Mr. Jaruzelski says.
The study rankles some. Allan C. Eberhart, a
professor of finance at Georgetown University, says the time period examined
is too short to catch companies whose results might have benefited from past
R&D spending. He co-authored a paper that found "economically significant"
increases in R&D spending did benefit operating profits. The paper, which
examined R&D spending at 8,000 companies over a 50-year period, found 1% to
2% increased operating profit at companies that increased R&D spending by 5%
or more in a single year.
Mr. Jaruzelski said less isn't always better. The
study found that companies that ranked among the bottom 10% of R&D spenders
performed worse than average or top spenders. The result suggests there is a
base level of research and development needed to remain healthy but that
spending above a certain level doesn't confer additional benefits.
R&D spending was positively associated with one
performance measure: gross margins. Median gross margins of the top half of
companies measured by R&D to sales spending were 40% higher than those in
the bottom half.
Bob Jensen's threads on FAS 2 are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory01.htm#FAS02
Free Video Lectures from London's Global University
June 4, 2008 message from Gerald Trites
[gtrites@ZORBA.CA]
This was an interesting item:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/education/article4058158.ece
Jerry
Bob Jensen's threads on open sharing of university videos and course
materials ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/000aaa/updateee.htm#OKI
"8 Accused of Kickbacks, Fraud at Wall Street Brokerage Firms,"
SmartPros, May 23, 2008 ---
http://accounting.smartpros.com/x61954.xml
Bob Jensen's "Rotten to the Core" threads are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/FraudRotten.htm
FASB Issues FAS 163 "Accounting for Financial Guarantee Insurance
Contracts ---
http://www.fasb.org/pdf/fas163.pdf
From the AccountingWeb on May 27, 2008 ---
http://www.accountingweb.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=105224
Last week The Financial Accounting Standards Board
(FASB) issued FASB Statement No. 163, Accounting for Financial Guarantee
Insurance Contracts. The new standard clarifies how FASB Statement No. 60,
Accounting and Reporting by Insurance Enterprises, applies to financial
guarantee insurance contracts issued by insurance enterprises, including the
recognition and measurement of premium revenue and claim liabilities. It
also requires expanded disclosures about financial guarantee insurance
contracts. The Statement is effective for financial statements issued for
fiscal years beginning after December 15, 2008, and all interim periods
within those fiscal years, except for disclosures about the insurance
enterprise's risk-management activities. Disclosures about the insurance
enterprise's risk-management activities are effective the first period
beginning after issuance of the Statement. "By issuing Statement 163, the
FASB has taken a major step toward ending inconsistencies in practice that
have made it difficult for investors to receive comparable information about
an insurance enterprise's claim liabilities," stated FASB Project Manager
Mark Trench. "Its issuance is particularly timely in light of recent
concerns about the financial health of financial guarantee insurers, and
will help bring about much needed transparency and comparability to
financial statements."
The accounting and disclosure requirements of
Statement 163 are intended to improve the comparability and quality of
information provided to users of financial statements by creating
consistency, for example, in the measurement and recognition of claim
liabilities. Statement 163 requires that an insurance enterprise recognize a
claim liability prior to an event of default (insured event) when there is
evidence that credit deterioration has occurred in an insured financial
obligation. It also requires disclosure about (a) the risk-management
activities used by an insurance enterprise to evaluate credit deterioration
in its insured financial obligations and (b) the insurance enterprise's
surveillance or watch list.
Bob Jensen's threads on standard setting are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm
More Reasons Why Tom and I Hate Principles-Based Accounting Standards
"Contingent Liabilities: A Troubling Signpost on the Winding Road to a Single
Global Accounting Standard," by Tom Selling, The Accounting Onion, May 26, 2008
---
Click Here
By the logic of others, which I can’t explain,
fuzzy lines in accounting standards have come to be exalted as
“principles-based” and bright lines are disparaged as “rules-based.” One of
my favorite examples (actually a pet peeve) of this phenomenon is the
difference in the accounting for leases between IFRS and U.S. GAAP. The
objective of the financial reporting game is to capture as much of the
economic benefits of an asset as possible, while keeping the contractual
liability for future lease payments off the balance sheet; a win is scored
an “operating lease,” and a loss is scored a “capital lease.” As in tennis,
If the present value of the minimum lease payments turns out to be even a
hair over the 90% line of the leased asset’s fair value, your shot is out
and you lose the point.
The counterpart to FAS 13 in IFRS is IAS 17, a
putative principles-based standard. It’s more a less a carbon copy of FAS 13
in its major provisions, except that bright lines are replaced with fuzzy
lines: if the present value of the minimum lease payments is a “substantial
portion” (whatever that means) of the leased asset’s fair value, you lose
operating lease accounting. If FAS 13 is tennis, then IAS 17 is
tennis-without-lines. Either way, the accounting game has another twist: the
players call the balls landing on their side of the net; and the only job of
the umpire—chosen and compensated by each player—is to opine on the
reasonableness of their player's call. So, one would confidently expect that
the players of tennis-without- lines have a much lower risk of being
overruled by their auditors… whoops, I meant umpires.
Although lease accounting is one example for which
GAAP is bright-lined and IFRS is the fuzzy one, the opposite is sometimes
the case, with accounting for contingencies under FAS 5 or IAS 37 being a
prime exaple. FAS 5 requires recognition of a contingent liability when it
is “probable” that a future event will result in the occurrence of a
liability. What does “probable” mean? According to FAS 5, it means “likely
to occur.” Wow, that sure clears things up. With a recognition threshold as
solid as Jell-o nailed to a tree and boilerplate footnote disclosures to
keep up appearances, there should be little problem persuading one’s
handpicked independent auditor of the “reasonableness” of any in or out
call.
IAS 37 has a similar recognition threshold for a
contingent liability (Note: I am adopting U.S. terminology throughout, even
though "contingent liabilities" are referred to as "provisions" in IAS 37).
But in refreshing contrast to FAS 5, IAS 37 unambiguously nails down the
definition of “probable” to be “more likely than not” —i.e., just a hair
north of 50%. Naively assuming that companies actually comply with the
letter and spirit of IAS 37, then more liabilities should find their way
onto the balance sheet under IFRS than GAAP. And, IAS 37 also has more
principled rules for measuring a liability, once recognized. But, I won’t
get into that here. Just please take my word for it that IAS 37 is to FAS 5
as steak is to chopped liver.
The Global Accounting Race to the Bottom
And so we have the IASB’s ineffable ongoing
six-year project to make a hairball out of IAS 37. If these two standards,
IAS 37 and FAS 5, are to be brought closer together as the ballyhooed
Memorandum of Understanding between IASB and FASB should portend, it would
make much more sense for the FASB to revise FAS 5 to make it more like IAS
37. After all, convergence isn’t supposed to take forever; even if you don’t
think IAS 37 is perfect, there are a lot more serious problems IASB could be
working harder on: leases, pensions, revenue recognition, securitizations,
related party transactions, just to name a few off the top of my head. But,
the stakeholders in IFRS are evidently telling the IASB that they get their
jollies from tennis without lines. And, the IASB, dependent on the big boys
for funding, is listening real close.
Basically, the IASB has concluded that all present
obligations – not just those that are more likely than not to result in an
outflow of assets – should be recognized. It sounds admirably principled and
ambitious, but there’s a catch. In place of the bright-line probability
threshold in IAS 37, there would be the fuzziest line criteria one could
possibly devise: the liability must be capable of “reliable” measurement. We
know that "probable" without further guidance must at least lie between 0
and 1, but what amount of measurement error is within range of “reliable”?
The answer, it seems, would be left to the whim of the issuer followed by
the inevitable wave-your-hands-in-the-air rubber stamp of the auditor.
It’s not as if the IASB doesn’t have history from
which to learn. Where the IASB is trying to go in revising IAS 37, we’ve
already been in the U.S. The result was all too often not a pretty sight as
unrecognized liabilities suddenly slammed into balance sheets like freight
trains. As I discussed in an earlier post, retiree health care liabilities
were kept off balance sheets until they were about to break unionized
industrial companies. Post-retirement benefits were doled out by earlier
generations of management, long departed with their generous termination
benefits, in order to persuade obstreperous unions to return to the assembly
lines. GM and Ford are now on the verge of settling faustian bargains of
their forbearers with huge cash outlays: yet for decades the amount
recognized on the balance sheet was precisely nil. The accounting for these
liabilities had been conveniently ignored, with only boilerplate disclosures
in their stead, out of supposed concern for reliable measurement. Yet,
everyone knew that zero as the answer was as far from correct as Detroit is
from Tokyo – where, as in most developed countries, health care costs of
retirees are the responsibility of government.
Holding the recognition of a liability hostage to
“reliable” measurement is bad accounting. There is just no other way I can
put it. If this is the way the IASB is going to spend its time as we are
supposed to be moving to a single global standard, then let the race to the
bottom begin.
Bob Jensen's threads on principles-based standards versus rules-based
standards ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#Principles-Based
Bob Jensen's threads on lease accounting are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#Leases
Bob Jensen's threads on synthetic leases ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/theory/00overview/speOverview.htm
Bob Jensen's threads on intangibles and contingencies ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#TheoryDisputes
"FAS 157: The FASB's Prelude and Fugue on Fair Value of Liabilities," by Tom
Selling, The Accounting Onion, May 4, 2008 ---
http://accountingonion.typepad.com/theaccountingonion/2008/05/fas-157-the-fas.html
FAS 157
on fair value measurements was supposed to provide
comprehensive guidance for determining the fair value of pretty much any asset
or liability. Yet, almost two years after its initial publication, and well
after companies have had to apply the standard to certain accounts,
CFO.com reports that
the FASB is still making up some of its rules on the fly, and having a tough
slog to boot. The problem described in the article has immediate
consequences for derivative financial instruments that are classified as
liabilities, but it could eventually affect the measurement of many other
liability accounts as fair value measurement becomes more broadly applied:
"At an unusually heated FASB meeting last week
[no minutes published on the FASB's website yet], for instance, the
members debated how companies should estimate the market value of
liabilities when there's no actual market on which to base the estimate.
During one point in the discussion, which
concerned a proposed guidance by FASB's staff on how to mark liabilities
to market under 157, chairman Robert Herz seemed, to member Leslie
Seidman, to be contemplating an overhaul of the brand-new standard
itself. Matters got so confusing that the board ordered its staff to go
back and summarize the members' positions so that they could understand
what they themselves had said.
At issue was the question of how to measure the
fair value of a liability for "which there is little, if any, market
activity," according to 157. The standard defines fair value as "the
price that would be received ... to transfer a liability in an orderly
transaction between market participants at the measurement date." The
question that FASB struggled with was: How do you determine the fair
value of a liability that can only be settled, rather than sold?
...Often, for instance, when a company borrows
money, it can't transfer its obligation to another party without an
agreement from the bank. Or a market may not exist for transferring such
liabilities."
It's a mess that the FASB has gotten itself into
for two related reasons. The first is that the problems now being addressed
are significant, and they were known long before FAS 157 was let out the
door. The second is that FAS 157 is fundamentally flawed in its approach to
fair value measurement of liabilities. The solution, as I am about to
describe, seems to me to be surprisingly simple.
This particular flaw in FAS 157 (see my previous
post on many others) occurs in paragraph 5:
"Fair value is the price that would be received
to sell an asset or paid to transfer a liability [italics
supplied] in an orderly transaction between market participants at the
measurement date."
For every liability there is a counter party that
holds an asset, and the economic value of the liability must be equal to
the economic value of the asset. These are basic economic principles,
which are not acknowledged in FAS 157. If they were
acknowledged, there would be no need for the phrase "or paid to transfer a
liability." That's because the value of any liability -- even one
that cannot be transferred --must equal the value of the counter
party's asset, which, perforce, can always be transferred. Even
though the evidence directly available to value the liability may be scant,
the asset value might even be quoted in the newspaper; the
non-transferability restriction on the debtor is just one more valuation
parameter from the viewpoint of the creditor.
If you need further convincing that the solution to
the problem of valuing any liability is to value the counter
party's asset, let's consider an even thornier non-transferable liability
that the FASB briefly considered and then
dropped like a hot potato: contingent
environmental liabilities. My understanding of federal environmental law is
that the cleanup liability of a "potentially responsible party" is joint and
several. No other party can assume the liability, so the only way out from
under it is to settle with the government. Although I am not aware that the
government has done this, it is theoretically possible for the government to
transfer its contingent receivable to a third party. Is the contingent
receivable difficult to value? Yes, but certainly no harder than many of
the complex, illiquid derivatives that are roiling the global economy. (And
by the way, I recall seeing the issue of the fair value of contingent
environmental liabilities posted on the FASB's website during the project
phase of FAS 157. The Board expressed a tentative conclusion, but it soon
disappeared mysteriously, and without explanation. I have searched Board
minutes, and have come up with nothing. If anyone has any further
information on this that they would like to share, please contact me!)
Because my solution to liability valuation is so
simple (attention: CIFiR - SEC Advisory Committee on Improvements to
Financial Reporting) and obvious, I can't help but fear I have overlooked
something. If that is indeed the case, I hope a reader of this post will
take the time to point it out, and I will gladly issue a mea culpa
forthwith. Yet, I derive some measure of comfort (and optimism) by an entry
in the
minutes of an FASB meeting (11/14/07) where Bob
Herz stated that he disagrees with the measurement principles for
liabilities in SFAS 157.
Who knows, maybe Bob and I are thinking along the
same lines? That gives me hope for the future. But, I have to express my
disappointment that liabilities were not dealt with in a comprehensive way
before SFAS 157 was issued. There is much to be said for getting it right
the first time.
Jensen Comment
Tom wrote the following:
For every liability there is a counter party
that holds an asset, and the economic value of the liability must be
equal to the economic value of the asset. These are basic economic
principles, which are not acknowledged in FAS 157. If they
were acknowledged, there would be no need for the phrase "or paid to
transfer a liability." That's because the value of any
liability -- even one that cannot be transferred --must equal
the value of the counter party's asset, which, perforce, can always
be transferred. Even though the evidence directly available to value
the liability may be scant, the asset value might even be quoted in the
newspaper; the non-transferability restriction on the debtor is just one
more valuation parameter from the viewpoint of the creditor.
For one party the Pacioli equation A=L+E is tautological since E is the
sink hole makes everything balance. But it does it necessarily hold that
A(Bank) = L(Homeowner) for 30 years after Bank loaned Homeowner $1 million
in cash in a jumbo 30-year mortgage for a home on June 16, 2006. In fact it
may well be that A(Bank) = L(Homeowner) did not even hold on the June 16,
2006 since Bank and Homeowner probably had different opportunity costs of
capital. Most likely Bank charged for a risk premium and holds the asset
(the mortgage note) with values that vary from day-to-day with Homeowner's
credit rating and with resale value of the home itself that is the
collateral on the loan.
In conventional mortgages the Bank can transfer the asset (mortgage note)
wholesale to another buyer such as Fannie Mae. But Homeowner cannot transfer
the liability since most conventional mortgages now have a clause that says
the mortgage must be prepaid if Homeowner sells the house. What Fannie will
pay Bank for the asset (mortgage note) wholesale varies with market
conditions in the wholesale market for mortgages.
At some point in time Homeowner can go back to Bank and ask to refinance
the mortgage (which is tantamount to prepaying the original mortgage), but
Homeowner must refinance in the retail market. Bank can deal in both the
wholesale and retail markets for mortgages whereas Homeowner is confined to
the retail market. The two markets are highly correlated like they are in
blue book car markets, but they are not perfectly correlated. Hence I don't
think Tom can assume that Bank's transferable asset is equal in value
to Homeowner's non-transferrable liability. Homeowner does not have
access to all the buyers and sellers in the wholesale market.
Then there is the other problem that exploded in both the Savings & Loan
crisis of the 1980s and the subprime crisis of 2008. In both scandals
crooked appraisers overstated the lending value of real estate way beyond
realistic selling prices. Suppose Homeowner got the $1 million mortgage on a
house that realistically only had a $500,000 value on June 16, 2006 and has
sunk to a fair value of only $200,000 on June 16, 2008. How would FAS 157 be
applied to a non-transferrable mortgage liability? What is the value of
L(Homeowner) on June 16, 2008? Is it necessarily the same as the A(Bank) or
A(Fannie) value of the asset held by the current holder of the mortgage
investment?
The fair value of the L(Homeowner) liability to Homeowner is affected by
many factors, one of which is the cost of having a lower credit rating
simply by turning the property over the Bank. Homeowner may have troubles
even getting another loan for several years, and Former Homeowner may have
to pay premium rates to get another loan. But the value of the collateral
(the house now valued at only $200,000) is far less than the unpaid balance
on the loan of nearly $1 million since the( principal amount owing does not
decline much in the first two years of a 30-year mortgage). In this instance
I don't think Professor Selling can assume that L(Homeowner) = A(Bank) on
June 16, 2008. In fact I think the two values are vastly different.
And Bank (or Fannie Mae) is very sad since what they paid out for
homeowners' mortgages is still way in excess of what the combined collateral
is really worth in 2008. Fortunately many homeowners are still making
payments even though their property is now probably worth less than the
discounted cash flows of their remaining mortgage payments.
The problem with FAS 157 is that it cannot make a silk purse out a sow's
ear when valuing assets and liabilities for which markets are non-existent,
including surrogate markets. There is also a problem of dynamics of markets.
FAS 157 wants reported values of L(Homeowner) and A(Bank) on June 16, 2008.
Homeowner may continue to make payments on a $1 million 30-year mortgage for
property that is now worth only $200,000 because of transactions costs
(including adverse credit ratings) today of walking away from the mortgage
and because of hope that this is only a market bleep before the value rises
back up in value to more than $1 million in anticipation of soaring
inflation.
There is always the feeling that markets will bounce back. And there are
what the mathematicians call non-convexities caused by transactions costs
that are real but undeterminable when the cost of lowered credit ratings are
factored into transactions costs. For years, accounting theorists criticized
economists for unrealistic assumptions of rationality and non-convexities in
their models. Economic value was deemed by accountants as unrealistic due to
unknown future cash flows, unknown future market conditions at affect prices
and interest rates, and unknown future legislative actions and taxes. Now
FAS 157 and 159 along with IAS 39 on the international scene wants to turn
accountants into economists.
Valuation is an art rather than a science. Accountants and economists who
are teaching free cash flow and residual income valuation models might as
well be teaching astrology to FAS 157 implementers. It all boils down to
attaching precise-looking number tags to cloud movements that are beyond
anybody's control.
Bob Jensen's threads on fair value accounting are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#FairValue
From The Wall Street Journal Accounting Weekly Review on May 9, 2008
FASB Signals Stricter Rules For Banks' Loan Vehicles
by David
Reilly
The Wall Street Journal
May 02, 2008
Page: C1
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120969084241961495.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
TOPICS: Advanced
Financial Accounting, FASB, Financial Accounting, Financial
Accounting Standards Board, International Accounting Standards
Board, SEC, Securities and Exchange Commission, Securitization
SUMMARY: The
Securities and Exchange Commission has asked the FASB to create
rules for banks' securitization vehicles, variable interest
entities (VIEs) or special purpose entities (SPEs) by the end of
this year. On April 2, 2008, the FASB tentatively voted to do
away with the special securitization vehicles and to undertake a
joint project with the IASB on derecognition in general. The
author writes that the FASB "...didn't signal how banks would
have to account for..." SPEs. The actual implication of the
FASB's vote would be to do away with the qualifying SPE
exemptions from FASB Statement 140 and Interpretation No. 46,
Consolidation of Variable Interest Entities--an Interpretation
of ARB No. 51.
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: Advanced Accounting courses at the Master's
level. Though some questions in this review are listed as
introductory, they are introductory to the issues of accounting
for securitization transactions, an advanced topic for any
accounting student.
QUESTIONS:
1. (Introductory) What is a "qualifying special purpose
entity?" What accounting standards and/or interpretations define
this term? Identify the names of the standards and summarize
their general requirements.
2. (Introductory) What did the FASB decide at its April
2, 2008, meeting with regard to qualifying special purpose
entities and to derecognizing items from balance sheets in
general? In your answer, define the term "derecognition." (Hint:
You may access information about FASB meetings and decisions
through the Action Alert on their web site. The Action Alert
covering Board actions on April 2, 2008, was published on April
10, 2008 and is available at http://www.fasb.org/action/aa041008.shtml
3. (Advanced) What will happen on banks' consolidated
financial statements if the special purposes entities that they
set up to own securitized assets can no longer be excluded from
the requirements of Statement of Financial Accounting Standards
No. 140, "Accounting for Transfers and Servicing of Financial
Assets and Extinguishments of Liabilities--a replacement of FASB
Statement No. 125"?
4. (Advanced) Given your answer to question #3 above,
do you agree with the author's statement in the article that,
when the FASB voted to eliminate the qualifying SPEs, "it didn't
signal how banks would have to account for them"?
5. (Advanced) In the article, the author notes that
FASB Chairman Bob Herz did not indicate that banks would be
allowed to make a net presentation of securitized assets and
liabilities on their balance sheets. How would that possibility
lead to "ballooning" of bank balance sheets? Why might banks
particularly want a net basis of presentation for securitized
assets?
6. (Introductory) In introducing this FASB decision,
the author states that changing accounting standards in this
area "could make borrowing more expensive...but [also could]
prevent the abuses that led to billions in losses over the past
year." Are accounting standards designed to elicit particular
economic responses such as limiting abuses by financial
statement preparers or losses such as those experienced after
last year's credit market failures? Support your answer.
Reviewed By: Judy Beckman, University of Rhode Island
|
"FASB Signals Stricter Rules For Banks' Loan Vehicles," by David Reilly,
The Wall Street Journal, May 2, 2008; Page C1 ---
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120969084241961495.html?mod=djem_jiewr_AC
Possible accounting rule changes spurred by the
subprime-mortgage crisis would make it harder and costlier for banks to
package and sell off loans. That could make borrowing more expensive for
consumers and companies but prevent the abuses that led to billions in
losses over the past year.
The changes come at a time of scrutiny of how
financial institutions packaged mortgages and other loans into securities,
shifting the risk of bad loans from their own balance sheets to investors.
The changes will "be a little bit like taking the punch bowl away," said
Robert Herz, chairman of the Financial Accounting Standards Board, which
sets U.S. accounting rules.
Outlining the possible shape of these new rules
during an accounting conference Thursday, Mr. Herz indicated that banks
might have to keep on their books loans they previously packaged and sold
off, or securitized.
Under current rules banks create securitization
vehicles that hold the loans off their balance sheets. The Securities and
Exchange Commission earlier this year asked the accounting board to create
rules for these vehicles by year's end.
The FASB last month tentatively voted to do away
with the special securitization vehicles, although it didn't signal how
banks would have to account for them. In his remarks, Mr. Herz indicated
banks will have to use other rules governing off-balance-sheet vehicles.
These rules are likely to be tightened as well.
Any change in the rules surrounding securitization
vehicles and other off-balance-sheet entities could have widespread
implications for banks. At the end of 2007, J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. and
Citigroup Inc. had nearly $1 trillion in assets held off their books in
special securitization vehicles. J.P. Morgan generated nearly $3.5 billion
in revenue, or about 6% of total 2007 net revenue, from administering
special securitization vehicles.
In a statement, Citigroup said, "We are actively
engaged in industrywide discussions on the development of the proposal."
J.P. Morgan declined to comment.
Mr. Herz didn't push the possibility that banks
would be allowed to show the combined effect of these vehicles' assets and
liabilities on their books. Such a linked presentation could prevent a
ballooning of bank balance sheets. He also said banks likely will face
stiffer tests overall for what can stay off their books and may have to take
into account emergency-funding arrangements they often offer to
off-balance-sheet vehicles.
What's
Right and What's Wrong With (SPEs), SPVs, and VIEs ---
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen//theory/00overview/speOverview.htm
Event Studies: A Significant Extension of a 1991 Accounting
Horizons Paper by Katherine Schipper and a 1993 InternationalJournal of
Forecasting study by Larry Brown
"The Financial Analyst Forecasting Literature: A Taxonomy with Suggestions
for Further Research," by Sundaresh Ramnath, Steve Rock, and Phlip B. Shane,
SSRN, 2008 ---
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1093405
This paper develops a taxonomy of research
examining the role of financial analysts in capital markets. The paper
builds on the perspectives provided by Schipper [Schipper, K. (1991).
Analysts' forecasts. Accounting Horizons, 5, 105-131] and Brown [Brown, L.
(1993). Earnings forecasting research: Its implications for capital markets
research. International Journal of Forecasting, 9, 295-320]. We categorize
papers published since 1992, describe the research questions addressed, and
suggest avenues for further research in seven broad areas: (1) analysts'
decision processes; (2) the nature of analyst expertise and the
distributions of earnings forecasts; (3) the information content of analyst
research; (4) analyst and market efficiency; (5) analysts' incentives and
behavioral biases; (6) the effects of the institutional and regulatory
environment (including cross-country comparisons); and (7) research design
issues.
International Journal of Forecasting, Vol. 24, No. 1, 2008
"Deloitte Puts IFRS in College Classrooms," SmartPros, May 19,
2008 ---
http://accounting.smartpros.com/x61904.xml
Big Four accounting firm Deloitte & Touche has formed a consortium to
accelerate integration of International Financial Reporting Standards (IFRS)
into college curricula.
Through
the
IFRS University Consortium, Deloitte is
contributing resources to Ohio State and Virginia Tech universities
to assist the schools in developing IFRS curricula. The
contributions to Ohio State and Virginia Tech include drafting
course materials such as classroom guides and case studies and
providing Deloitte professionals as lecturers. The classroom guides
and course materials will be made available to other interested
universities.
The
announcement was made at the Deloitte/Federation of Schools of
Accountancy (FSA) Faculty Consortium meeting in Chicago, a
curriculum development program for accounting educators that is
sponsored annually by the Deloitte Foundation, the not-for-profit
arm of Deloitte LLP.
Participating schools can benefit by having input in the direction,
goals and resources available from the consortium; participation in
periodic webcasts; sharing of best practices used in the classroom;
involvement in the development of materials; and access to the
support and guidance from Deloitte professionals, as well as to
Deloitte IFRS information resources, publications and training
sessions.
There
is no cost for institutions to join the Deloitte IFRS University
Consortium.
Continued in article |
Bob Jensen's threads on accounting standards controversies are at
http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/Theory01.htm#MethodsForSetting
Barbara Black's Blog of the Corporate Law Center ---
http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/securities/
Finance Clippings: A New Finance Blog ---
http://financeclippings.blogspot.com/
From the Financial Rounds Blog on May 1, 2008 ---
http://financialrounds.blogspot.com/
I think it's good practice to mention new blogs of
note -- I got some mention by established bloggers early on, and it helped a
lot. So, I try pass the favor along and mention new blogs as I come across
them - particularly when they're finance or academic in nature.
In this case, here's one that's both:
Finance Clippings, run by Richard Warr, a finance
professor at North Carolina State University.
I've read Richard's work (and enjojed it) for years, and have even crossed
paths with him at conferences on a number of occasions. He seems to have
both the academic chops and personal characteristics necessary to make for a
good blog. Based on his first few posts, he seems to be off to a good start,
and is focusing on material that he'll use in his classes.
So welcome to the Blogosphere, Richard.
Jensen Comment
This looks like a pretty good blog. Here are some recent modules --- ---
http://financeclippings.blogspot.com/
Newmark's door has a great
link to a
piece by Roger Lowenstein on the role of bond rating agencies in
the credit crisis.
It really is a must read article. In it, the finger is pointed at
the bond raters - Moodys, S&P and Fitch for being too close to the
banks issuing the mortgage backed debt.
Although this is a bigger question, I do sometimes wonder exactly
what value bond rating agencies provide. Their business model seems
to be not entirely dissimilar from that of running a protection
racket. Consider the evidence:
1. You have to pay for the service. If you don't pay, you may not
get as good a rating.
2. They will help you structure the product to get a better rating,
but you may have to pay more.
3. The amount you can sell the bond for depends on the rating.
4. Bond rating changes usually lag changes in credit quality and
thus have little predictive power.
I was riding in my car today
and I was listening to Diane Rehm on NPR. Her show was about gas tax
holidays as are being proposed by McCain and Clinton.
You can hear it
here.
There was a fair amount of discussion from the panel about how a gas
tax holiday was a bad idea - it encourages consumption, it reduces
tax revenue for road building (and thus has an offsetting fiscal
effect) etc.
Then Diane asked about the windfall tax that has been proposed. At
this point Mark Cooper (director of research for the Consumer
Federation of America) said something truly amazing. To paraphrase:
he said that the oil companies don't really do anything with the
excess profits - they just buy back stock or pay dividends. Then he
said, and I quote "If you look at it from an economic point of view,
taxing it away is not inefficient because they are not doing
anything efficient with it"
What???? So the government should be able to step in and tax excess
profits? This has to be one of the daftest things I have heard in a
while. Those profits which are paid out as dividends
are being used efficiently.
Firms that do not have good investment projects are to be commended
for paying out surplus cash to shareholders. Shareholders can then
invest in other firms which need cash and have more productive
growth opportunities.
It is one thing to make a policy decision to legislate a wealth
transfer from one sector of the economy to another, but it makes no
sense to argue that the government should tax more because it can
put the money to a more efficient use.
Just a quick "Hi" to the
readers of the excellent blog financialrounds.blogspot.com. Unknown
prof said some nice things about me and my blog
here
Sometimes you just have to
shake your head and wonder...this
article in the Guardian quotes the Bank of England Governor and
states that:
The governor of the Bank of England issued a stern rebuke to the
City today, saying that too many of Britain's most talented
young people are being lured into financial careers by the huge
bonuses on offer.
What???? You'd think that the boss of the Bank of England would have
some basic notion of supply and demand in labor (or labour) markets.
John Campbell of Harvard has a
nice paper published in a Canadian Econ Journal that estimates
the equity risk premium. His conclusion: the world (and US) equity
premium is around 4% currently.
The article isn't free, but if you are have access to a university
library you can probably download it for free.
Given a 30 year bond rate of about 4.3%, this implies a long term
return to stocks in the US of 8.3%. Why does this matter??? Well if
you are assuming a 40 year investment horizon (someone who is, say
25 now) and you contribute $1,000 a month, 8.3% return will give you
about $3.8M in your portfolio at age 65. But if you were using 11%
(the long run historical return on equities) you would be expecting
$8.6M. Given that most people are not saving enough, a lower return
on stocks is not going to help.
A student of mine (thanks
Craig) sent me this link. Its for a living yield curve. Basically it
shows the shape of the yield curve throughout history (or recent
history anyway). Very cool.
Living Yield Curve
The Investor Insight website
has an
interesting study that shows that analyst earnings forecasts
basically lag the actual forecasts.
This chart is particularly interesting:
See May 1, 2008 ---http://financeclippings.blogspot.com/
From The Wall Street Journal Weekly Accounting Review on May 2, 2008
Segment Accounting
Sara Lee's Coffee Sales Create Buzz
by Karen
Richardson
The Wall Street Journal
Apr 24, 2008
Page: C1
Click here to view the full article on WSJ.com
TOPICS: Accounting,
Business Segmentation, Managerial Accounting, Segment
Margins, Segmentation Analysis
SUMMARY: Sara
Lee is taking advantage of the strong euro by pushing its
coffee products in Europe. The company's stock is down about
14% this year, but some investors think Sara Lee deserves a
second look because of its push abroad.
CLASSROOM
APPLICATION: This is an excellent article showing how an
American company has ventured into the global markets to
expand and diversify its business. The markets are not
recognizing the changes and positive future prospects of the
company, although segmentation analysis of shows that Sara
Lee has made great gains in its foreign markets and
products.
QUESTIONS:
1. (Advanced) How has Sara Lee's expansion
benefited the company? Which of its business segments are
doing well and which are struggling?
2. (Advanced) Why do you think that the stock
market has not recognized Sara Lee's success in global
markets? What indicators show that the market is not
impressed?
3. (Introductory) How has Sara Lee used segment
reporting and segment margins to make changes in the
business? Have the results been positive or negative?
4. (Advanced) What are the statistics comparing
Sara Lee's various segments? Based on the information
offered in the article, what strategic decisions would you
implement if you were a top executive at Sara Lee? What is
the reasoning behind your recommendations?
Reviewed By: Linda Christiansen, Indiana University
Southeast
|
"Einstein Letter on God Sells for $404,000," by Dennis Overbye, The
New York Times, May 17, 2008 ---
Click Here
What are the favorite links of Neal Boritz besides ---
http://boortz.com/ ?
Neal's favorite links:
Nealz Nuze
Archives
An
Optical Illusion
The
Constitution of the U.S.
The
Bill of Rights
Declaration of Independence
Who Represents You in
D.C.?
E-Mail your
Congressman
Are you a
Libertarian?
Neal's favorite
quotes
Neal's
Commencement Speech
Neal's Nuze:
9/11
Forwarded by Auntie Bev
'I Hope You Dance... '
This was written by an 83-year-old woman to her friend.
*The last line says it all. *
Dear Bertha,
I'm reading more and dusting less. I'm sitting in the yard and admiring the
view without fussing about the weeds in the garden. I'm spending more time with
my family and friends and less time working.
Whenever possible, life should be a pattern of experiences to savor, not to
endure. I'm trying to recognize these moments now and cherish them.
I'm not "saving" anything; we use our good china and crystal for every
special event such as losing a pound, getting the sink unstopped, or the first
Amaryllis blossom.
I wear my good blazer to the market. My theory is if I look prosperous, I can
shell out $28.49 for one small bag of groceries. I'm not saving my good perfume
for special parties, but wearing it for clerks in the hardware store and tellers
at the bank.
"Someday" and "one of these days" are losing their grip on my vocabulary. If
it's worth seeing or hearing or doing, I want to see and hear and do it now
I'm not sure what others would've done had they known they wouldn't be here
for the tomorrow that we all take for granted. I think they would have called
family members and a few close friends. They might have called a few former
friends to apologize and mend fences for past squabbles. I like to think they
would have gone out for a Chinese dinner or for whatever their favorite food
was.
I'm guessing; I'll never know.
It's those little things left undone that would make me angry if I knew my
hours were limited. Angry because I hadn't written certain letters that I
intended to write one of these days. Angry and sorry that I didn't tell my
husband and parents often enough how much I truly love them. I'm trying very
hard not to put off, hold back, or save anything that would add laughter and
luster to our lives. And every morning when I open my eyes, tell myself that it
is special.
Every day, every minute, every breath truly is a gift from God.
If you received this, it is because someone cares for you. If you're too busy
to take the few minutes that it takes right now to forward this, would it be the
first time you didn't do the little thing that would make a difference in your
relationships? I can tell you it certainly won't be the last.
Take a few minutes to send this to a few people you care about, just to let
them know that you're thinking of them.
"People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need
to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there." Life may
not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.
Humor Updates
Dennis Swanberg (Bengy and the Zipper) ---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWH-VToohro
Maxine's Five Boyfriends ---
http://goldengirls03.org/Maxine_BoyFriends.htm
Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to
keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I
recommend one who is muscular and shirtle ss."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I
want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like
a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody
in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much
better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
The Washington Post's Mensa
Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,
or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an
artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real
word.
1. Intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation:
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that
stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house, which renders
the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti:
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm:
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte :
To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
8. Hipatitis:
Terminal coolness.
9. Osteopornosis:
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)
10. Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all
these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's, like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon (n.):
The gruelling event of getting through the
day
consuming only things that are good for you.
12. Glibido:
All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when
they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
15. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a worm
in
the fruit you're eating.
And the #1 pick:
17. Ignoranus:
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Forwarded by Barb Hessel
Chocolate Dreams
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356583,00.html
This is the stuff that children's dreams are made of.
How to be a Good Wife ---
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp
Forwarded by an "old" friend
LOST IN THE
DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly
Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has
been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the
brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The
dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few
minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got
in the back-seat by mistake."
________________________________________________________________________
FAMILY
Three
sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the
96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells
to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or
down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never
get that forgetful, knock on wood ." She then yells, "I'll
come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door"
________________________________________________________________________
"I CAN
HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three
retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
"No," the
second man replied, "it's Thursday."
And the
third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
_______________________________________________________________________
LITTLE
LADY:
A little
old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she
walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown
at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat
silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the
soup."
_______________________________________________________________________
OLD
FRIENDS:
Now this one
is just too Precious...!
Two elderly
ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had
shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their
activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other
and said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for
a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and
thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend
glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared
at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
_______________________________________________________________________
SENIOR
DRIVING
As a senior
citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,
he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said
Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
_______________________________________________________________________
DRIVING
Two
elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a
few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was
really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At
the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went
on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You
could have killed us both! "
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?"
Forwarded by Eileen
WE BLINKED AND WE GOT OLD
By Bob Altman
When I was a child, I always said I would know when I was old. It would be
when my boyhood hero Roy Rogers died. Roy outlived Trigger and died in 1998, the
year I retired from the government. Surprise! I didn't feel as old as
anticipated. Then I moved to Florida and in a blink, we got old. What has
happened to us? Six years ago, we lived in Maryland , were working full time,
and had one doctor, an internist, a dentist and a nutritionist. Ellen also had a
gynecologist who she saw once a year for the traditional boob smashing test and
a shmear. I always thought that was a bagel and cream cheese test but I've since
learned it's a smear, not a shmear.
I saw my internist twice a year, my dentist when I was dragged to my
appointment either by my wife or by severe pain. Admittedly, I was a phobic
dental patient. I needed nitrous oxide to get my teeth cleaned! My dentist would
come down to the parking lot with a portable tank of nitrous to uncurl my
fingers from the steering wheel. Enough about that; it's too embarrassing.
We found an internist and a dentist. Then the parade of 'ists' began. My feet
started to hurt so I went to a podiatrist. After several corn scrapings and toe
surgery, my feet still hurt. Next, having some pain in my knees, I saw an
orthopedist, who gave me a shot in one knee. Not being able to walk for days, I
called the doc's office and his nurse said I would feel just fine on the 5th day
after the shot. On the fifth day I woke up; the pain in my knee was gone! This
guy is good. Too bad he isn't my dentist.
For about 10 years, I've had some nerve damage in my left leg. Therefore,
when my drop foot made me trip all the time and I had trouble remembering
things, I sought the aid of a neurologist. She told me my memory losses were
normal, and I didn't have early onset Alzheimer's or dementia. I am just getting
older. I will just keep on tripping and then forgetting about it.
Ok, where am I? If you haven't caught on yet, I'm working my way up my body.
Ah, yes one of my favorite docs: my urologist! A little bleeding and my
urologist promptly scheduled a cystascope, a really fun test. They had to peel
me off the ceiling so I could go home. I guess if any doc should have a sense of
humor, it would be a urologist. Who becomes a urologist? A masochist who likes
sticking his finger in unnatural places! My greatest fear in going to the
urologist is that I might enjoy the rectal exam. One good thing is that I get
free samples of Viagra and Cialis. I haven't rolled out of bed in weeks!
Rodell thought we needed a check up by a dermatologist just to be on the safe
side of being in the sun. As the doc waltzed into our exam room at 4:30 p.m., he
announced that he was so happy because we were his first patients that day
without any skin cancer. Whoopie! Give us a year or two!
Next up is the gastroenterologist. A couple colonoscopies just proved what
everyone has always said.I'm a perfect ass-..!
A couple of years ago I thought I had bronchitis but it was really a
congenital heart problem. My new best friend, my cardiologist, pulled me through
that one with flying colors. I just have to get used to seeing him on a regular
basis. He looks like he's 15 years old! Having Doogie Howser as your
cardiologist would give anyone some concern. Next up is the otolaryngologyist
for a runny nose. Gee, I can't wait for that exam! I also have an
ophthalmologist who removed an early growing cataract.
One of the usual practices of Florida docs is that they always have you come
back for follow-up visits, even when there is no need for it. Plus, they refer
you for additional treatment all the time. My dentist just sent me to an oral
surgeon and periodontist. My internist didn't like my blood test results and
sent me to a hematologist. Luckily, the high red blood count was the result of
not having a spleen. Who would've thought that not having a spleen would be good
news?
What happened to us? These are supposed to be the 'golden years' which really
means we should invest in gold so we can pay for insurance and all the doctors,
and eventually assisted living. Maybe we should just invest in a couple of good
psychiatrists who will just give enough 'happy pills' so we can deal with this
horrible aging process. That would keep the list of 'ists' going.
Oops, I left one doc out. I may have hemorrhoids so I guess I'll be seeing a
proctologist soon. I think he's my urologist's evil twin brother! Either a
proctologist or a rubber band salesman --- same thing. And do you want to really
feel old? Ali McGraw just turned 70!
Forwarded by Niki
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leav
e their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese ?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language, and
Violence On My VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure
the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never
happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own ?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get
out ?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an
hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through
mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do ?
Remember: these people walk among us, they breed, and they can vote, which
probably explains the current situation in Washington, DC.
10 Potential Second Careers for Bill Gates ---
http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,147036/article.html?tk=nl_wbxnws
Forwarded by Niki
Viva la difference
SUNDAY CLOTHES
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon
when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other
direction.
'Hello,' said the little boy
'Hi,' replied the little girl.
'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.
'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home,' answered the
little girl.
'I'm also on my way home from church. Which church do you go to?' asked the
little boy.
'I go to the Lutheran church back down the road,' replied the little girl.
'What about you? '
'I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill,' replied the little
boy.
They discover that they are both going the same way so they decided that
they'd walk together.
They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially flooded
the road, so there was no way that they could get across to the other side
without getting wet.
'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to skin me alive,' said the
little girl.
'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet,' replied the
little boy.
'I tell you what I think I'll do,' said the little girl. 'I'm gonna pull off
all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across.'
'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy. 'I'm going to do the same thing
with my suit.'
So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting
their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry
before putting their clothes back on, when the little boy finally remarked .
'You know, I never realized before just how much difference there really is
between a Lutheran and a Catholic!!!
Forwarded by Paula
A 1st grade
school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented
each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and
asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's
hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these
are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
01. |
Don't change horses |
until they stop running. |
02. |
Strike while the |
bug is close. |
03. |
It's always darkest before |
Daylight Saving Time. |
04. |
Never underestimate the power of |
termites. |
05. |
You can lead a horse to water but |
How? |
06. |
Don't bite the hand that |
looks dirty. |
07. |
No news is |
impossible |
08. |
A miss is as good as a |
Mr. |
09 |
You can't teach an old dog new |
Math |
10. |
If you lie down with dogs, you'll |
stink in the morning. |
11. |
Love all, trust |
Me. |
12. |
The pen is mightier than the |
pigs. |
13. |
An idle mind is |
the best way to relax. |
14. |
Where there's smoke there's |
pollution. |
15. |
Happy the bride who |
gets all the presents. |
16. |
A penny saved is |
not much. |
17. |
Two's company, three's |
the Musketeers. |
18. |
Don't put off till tomorrow what |
you put on to go to bed. |
19. |
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and |
You have to blow your nose. |
20. |
There are none so blind as |
Stevie Wonder. |
21. |
Children should be seen and not |
spanked or grounded. |
22. |
If at first you don't succeed |
get new batteries. |
23. |
You get out of something only what you |
See in the picture on
the box |
24. |
When the blind lead the blind
|
get out of the way. |
25. |
A bird in the hand |
is going to poop on you.
|
And the WINNER and last one!
26. |
Better late than |
Pregnant |
Forwarded by a good neighbor
The buzzword of
this election is 'CHANGE'.
Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to
change to.
Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about
a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the 'Gunny' that
they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their
underwear. The Gunny responded, 'Aye,aye, sir, I'll see to it
immediately' .
He went into the tent and said, 'The lieutenant
thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear.
Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie,
Brown, you change with Schultz. Get to it'.
The moral: A candidate may promise change in Washington but don't
count on things smelling any better.
*Fight organized crime!........Don't re-elect anyone!*
Forwarded by Paula
Warning - When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple
By Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple with a red hat that doesn't go,
and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
and satin candles,
and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired and gobble up samples in
shops
and press alarm bells
and run my stick along the public railings
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick the flowers in other people's gardens
and learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow fatter
and eat three pounds of sausages at a go or only bread and pickles for a week
and hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
and pay our rent and not swear in the street
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple
Forwarded by Dick Haar
Gentle thoughts for today.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really
in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For
example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs?"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
change from being young.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up
your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN.
.!!
Forwarded by Niki
I Don't Do Windows ---
http://www.frontiernet.net/~shelby304/specials/dontdowindows/nowindows.htm
Forwarded by Niki
Thoughts for Today--
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right
time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at th e tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
I f you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really
in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For
example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs."
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
"why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up
your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Forwarded by Auntie Bev
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second
person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that
you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you
the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . having friends. At age 16 success is . having a drivers
license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money. A
t age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . having friends.
At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.
Forwarded by Paula
Customer:
'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through
to
enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
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Samsung
Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone
number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are
talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states
that I need to
unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack
before
cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
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RAC
Motoring Services
Caller:
Does
your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in
Australia ?'
Operator: 'Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
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Caller
(enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
'If I register my car in France,
do I have to change the
steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
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Directory
Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff
please'.
Operator:
'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B'
fell off'.
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator:
'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller:
'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
Scotland
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a
phone box
told a worried operator:
'I
haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window
to
write the number on'
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Tech Support:
'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do
you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
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Tech
Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side
of
the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
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Caller:
'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that
I
need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have
my file back
again?'.
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There's always one. This has
got to be one of the funniest things in a long time.
I
think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is
a true story from
the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a
recording monitoring the
customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was
fired;
however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect
organization for
'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of
a former WordPerfect
Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these
conversations!):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may
I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the
words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen
look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept
anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks
like a TV.
Does it have a
little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find
where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me
if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two
cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again and find the
other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely
into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's
not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I
have is coming in from the
window.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power......... A power failure?
Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff
your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got
it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really?
Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator:
'Tell them
you're too f***ing stupid to own a computer!
Forwarded by Paula
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell
that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters: "No, not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Forwarded by Lynn
LIFE IN THE 1500's-
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here
are some facts about the1500s:
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so
brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom
today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had
the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the
women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so
dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the
baby out with the Bath water.
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It
was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small
animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and
sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying . It's
raining cats and dogs.
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a
real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your
nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top
afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the
saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the
winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their
footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened
the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the
entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew
for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start
over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a
while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in
the pot nine days old. ((My father's favorite poem. Anu))
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of
wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to
share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so,
tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes
knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road
would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the
kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat
and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a
wake.
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to
bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they
had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the
corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a
bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard
shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was
considered a ...dead ringer.
Forwarded by Auntie Bev
Subject: Questions for Age 60 +
Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
> Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women
who are interested in them?
> A: Try a bookstore--- ----under fiction.
>
> Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
> A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you are done you will > have a place to live.
>
> Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
> A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the
way to Egypt ."
>
> Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+year old
husband?
> A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>
> Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----
wrinkles?
> A: Take off your glasses
>
> Q: Seriously! What can I do for these
crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
> A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
>
> Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
> A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>
> Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short
term memory storage?
> A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a
problem.
>
> Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
> A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>
> Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye g lasses ?
> A: On their foreheads.
>
> Q:
What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
enter antique stores?
> A: "Gosh, I remember these."
Forwarded by Gene and Joan
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next
door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric
clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied,
'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T
error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it
out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Eric
Forwarded by Dick Haar
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband
1.0 and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband
1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance
9.5 and
· Personal
Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA
5.0,
· NFL
3.0 and
·
Golf
Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply
crashes the system.
· Please
note that I have tried running Nagging
5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR
DESPERATE,
Fir st, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend
5.0 is
an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband
1.0 is
an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try
to download Tears
6.2, and
do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0
update.
· If
those applications work as designed, Husband
1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers
3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to
default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0, or Beer
6.1.
· Please
note that Beer
6. 1 is
a very bad program that will download the Farting
and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO
NOT under
any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program.
This is an unsupported application and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband
1.0 is
a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend
· Cooking
3.0 and
· Hot
Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
|
Forwarded by Paula
Take the quiz and see how you score as a true 'Oldies Fan'. Write down
your answers and check them with the answers below.
1. When did 'Little Suzie' finally wake up?
a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock
b) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock
c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. 'Rock Around The Clock' was used in what movie?
a) Rebel Without A Cause
b) Blackboard Jungle
c) The Wild Ones
3. What's missing from a Rock & Roll standpoint? Earth_____
a) Angel
b) Mother
c) Worm
4. 'I found my thrill...' where?
a) Kansas City
b) Heartbreak Hotel
c) Blueberry Hill
5. 'Please turn on your magic beam, _____ _____ bring me a dream'
a) Mr. Sandman
b) Earth Angel
c) Dream Lover
6. For which label did Elvis Presley first record?
a) Atlantic
b) RCA
c) Sun
7. He asked, 'Why's everybody always pickin' on me? ' Who was he?
a) Bad Bad Leroy Brown
b) Charlie Brown
c) Buster Brown
8. Bobby Darin's 'Mack The Knife', the one with the knife, was named:
a) MacHeath
b) MacCloud
c) MacNamara
9. Name the song with 'A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom'?
a) Good Golly Miss Molly
b) Be-Bop-A-Lula
c) Tutti Fruitti
10. Who is generally given credit for originating the term 'Rock And
Roll'?
a) Dick Clark
b) Wolfman Jack
c) Alan Freed
11. In 1957, he left the music business to become a preacher.
a) Little Richard
b) Frankie Lymon
c) Tony Orlando
12. Paul Anka's 'Puppy Love' is written to what star?
a) Brenda Lee
b) Connie Francis
c) Annette Funicello
13. The Everly Brothers are...
a) Pete and Dick
b) Don and Phil
c) Bob and Bill
14. The Big Bopper's real name was:
a) Jiles P. Richardson
b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr.
c) Marion Michael Morrison
15. In 1959, Berry Gordy Jr. started a small record company called...
a) Decca
b) Cameo
c) Motown
16. Edd Brynes had a hit with 'Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb.
'What TV show was he on?
a) 77 Sunset Strip
b) Hawaiian Eye
c) Surfside Six
17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:
a) Carol Lynley
b) Sandra Dee
c) Natalie Wood
18. They were a one hit wonder with 'Book Of Love.'
a) The Penguins
b) The Monotones
c) The Moonglows
19. The Everly Brothers sang a song called 'Till I ____________you.
a) Loved you
b) Kissed you
c) Met you
20. Chuck Berry sang 'Oh ________________ why can't you be true?'
a) Suzie Q
b) Peggy Sue
c) Maybelline
21. Wooly _______
a) Mammouth
b) Bully
c) Pully
22. 'I'm like a one-eyed cat ...
a) can't go into town no more.
b) sleepin' on a cold hard floor.
c) peepin' in a seafood store.
23) 'Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do ..
a) cause there ain't no answer for a life without booze.
b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
c) cause my car's gassed up and I'm ready to cruise.
24) 'They often call me Speedo, but my real name is ...'
a) Mr. Earl.
b) Jackie Pearl.
c) Milton Berle.
25) 'You're my Fanny and nobody else's ...'
a) girl.
b) butt.
c) love.
26) 'I want you to play with my ...'
a) heart.
b) dreams.
c) ding a ling.
27) 'Be Bop A Lula ...
a) she's got the rabies.
b) she's my baby.
c) she loves me, maybe.
28. 'Fine Love, Fine Kissing, ...
a) right here.
b) fifty cents.
c) just for you.
29) 'He wore black denim trousers and ...
a) a pink carnation.
b) pink leotards.
c) motorcycle boots.
30) 'I got a gal named ...'
a) Jenny Zamboni.
b) Gerri Mahoney
c) Boney Maroney.
Answers below:
Scroll Down so you aren't tempted to cheat (as if cheating
were needed here).
1 c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. b) Blackboard Jungle
3. a) Angel
4. c) Blueberry Hill
5. a) Mr. Sandman
6. c) Sun
7. b) Charlie Brown
8. a) Mac Heath
9. c) Tutti Fruitti
10. c) Alan Freed
11. a) Little Richard
12. c) Annette Funicello
13. b) Don and Phil
14. a) Jiles P. Richardson
15. c) Motown
16. a) 77 Sunset Strip
17. b) Sandra Dee
18. b) The Monotones
19. b) Kissed
20. c) Maybelline
21. b) Bully
22. c) peepin' in a seafood store.
23. b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
24. a) Mr. Earl.
25. b) butt.
26. c) ding a ling.
27. b) she's my baby.
28. a) right here.
29. c) motorcycle boots
30. c) Boney Maroney.
Put the number you had correct in the heading and forward to everyone
of us lucky to be teenagers in the Doo Wop era......including the person who
sent it to you......
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